Note : Thanks to Koji20-kun, I decided to make this fics longer (not one shot)…
I will write tips for each anime episodes. This one is from the 1st time Wolfram appeared in the anime until the duel.
Disclaimer : I never wrote any disclaimer before, so here goes…
今日からマ王!, belong to Takabayashi Tomo.
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My name is Wolfram von Bielefeld, third son of the previous Maou, the 26th Demon Queen of Shin Makoku. This is my top secret journal, 'The Guide to Live the Pretty Boy Life' or for short, you can just call it 'Beauty Tips', written by me. If you ever read this journal, it means… somehow you managed to get inside my head. Yes, this journal is written inside my brain…
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Morning
Good morning, and welcome to Wolfram's Beauty Tips. Today I just got message from my Brother, Gwendal von Voltaire, that a new Maou has arrived. Well, that new Maou sure is VERY VERY KAWAII with his black eyes and hair!!!
Speaking of Gwendal, let's start our first beauty tips of the day.
All pretty boys should maintain their good looks. Sure you don't want to have wrinkles like Brother, right? Mother always used her 'Anti-Aging-Cream-kun', one of Anissina's best inventions for girls. But I hate using that pinkish face cream (ugh, because it's not pink, it's green!). So the best way for me is drink a lot of water (especially because I train under the schorching sun of Shin Makoku…). This helps hydrate the skin, keeping it radiant (just like mine wide smile). Your skin is bound to be kept from being dry and cracked. That water from the skeleton fish lake sure is great! Better than any ordinary water! Next, consume lots of fresh fruits. Shin Makoku's fresh fruits are the best! You have to choose fruits that contain lots of water. I like oranges, full of Vitamin C and hydrate my skin enough and it's bright orange, round, cute, remind me of the sun, just like Yuuri… huh? clears throat Now, where were I? Oh yeah, fruits. Pick your favorite fruit.
Dinner
At dinner tonight, the kawaii Yuuri must've use a scent I hate for a perfume! Suddenly my anger boiled and ended up in me, the pretty boy ever lived, insult the kawaii boy! But the unexpected happen. The kawaii Yuuri slapped me across the left cheek yay! See, no one can resist the gorgeous charm of my pretty shining golden hair and my bishounen-angelic face! Too bad I was in temper-tantrum when the Maou proposed me, so I purposely drop a knife to challenge him on a duel, otherwise, this would be the happiest day ever for me! Anyway, what beauty tips can you get from this? Well, my cheek sure is burning after that kawaii black slapped me. Luckily he didn't leave any scratch on my porcelain skin. A packet of ice sure is good to cool off my burning cheek.
Noon, Duel
Still under the influence of Mother's orchid perfume that Yuuri used. The weather today is good for my beauty skin. The kawaii black draw a circle on the ground and rambling about something called sumo wrestling. OH MY… the kawaii just take off his clothes!! Hey, why is he pushing me?! OW! I just fell down on my cute butt! HOW DARE HE MAR THE HOT BOY! (summon fire wolf) Oops... I accidentally roast one of the maids…
The kawaii boy turning into The Real Demon King! SO MUCH MORE KAWAIIIIIII!!! Huh? What am I thinking? Oh no, these water dragons ruin my hair! Ugh, I lost the duel, but it's alright since I lost to a very very kawaii boy. Also, who can defeat a Justice Maou anyway? Now I need to wash my hair again…
(a/n: this part is from the manga, not the anime, because my KKM 1st cd have a scratch so I can't play it)
Next three days
It's been three days since I lost the duel, and mother scolded me for hours. Luckily I managed to get my hair done beautifully! Lucky for me I have the perfect pink shampoo and pink hair conditioner and pink comb and pink… Hey, the kawaii black awake! I told him about the trouble on the border town, and he jumped out of the bed to go there. That's a sheer idiocy! And he said it's none of my business! Argh, of course it's my business!
I give him my basic beauty tips: "Have something to eat and drink first! Put some clothes on and do something about your hair!" Haha, I'm getting good at these beauty tips! I managed to dress him and fix his kawaii black hair. Now he's as hot as me! (laugh). It is important for every pretty boy to look good anytime, anywhere!
Until next time,
Wolfram von Bielefeld
Prince of Shin Makoku, Head of the very very secret Hot Boys Club
(still under Schnickledooger's management)
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Note : I don't know what fruits grow in Shin Makoku, so I just use normal fruits :D
Many fics author wrote that Wolfram likes orange juice, that's why I chose that his favorite fruit is orange
Btw I need a beta-reader for this fic (since my friend majoring English literature here too busy to help me and he doesn't like anime). Plz contact me. Btw, on on the shinsiroku page (novel characters), there is one character named Badwick. Who is he?