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It's been over a week since Lily had been with Roy Mustang, not that way, people! Her job, her job we are talking about. Shesh, you guys take stuff too far. Oh, yeah, where was I? Oh yeah, it's been a week since Lily's new job with Roy Mustang. During that time, she had been practicing her alchemy, getting close to transmuting water into ice, she felt like she was when she first started alchemy with Viktor. Also, during the day some of her co-workers tried to ask her on a date, mostly Havoc (he needs a girl friend, badly!) but she simply turn them down. She kept having strange dreams though, during the week, all seem to start out nice and turn bad. It only meant something or someone was to bring certain doom in her life.
One morning, Lily was awoken by someone ringing door bell rapidly, she slipped into a pair of fuzzy slippers and a gown, cursing at person who woke her up early. She stretched out her muscles, yawning, the bell still ringing. She shuffle her way to the door, rubbing her eyes from sleep.
"I swear to God, Havoc, if your just here to ask for a date, I will skin you."she cursed
She open the door, expecting to see her co-worker outside with a bouquet of flowers. But, instead she was nearly thrown to the floor by a figure, hugging her too tight. She pushed the person off of her, roughly and was met with Leo hanging onto Mary before she fell. The raven hair beauty straighten herself up.
"That was mean, Lily! I have could've gotten hurt."she pouted
"Sorry, Lucas, but I was sleeping and I'm little cranky, how about you ask Roy to kiss your boo-boo."Lily said coldly.
Her face brighten,"Do you think he would do that for me!"
Lily sighed, pulling Mary inside and Leo walked in by himself, carrying several bags.
"Heya, my lily-pad,"he smiled, hugging her with one arm.
"Hey, Leo. As much as I enjoy see you guys, but what are you doing here?"she asked, closing the door.
"Why, visiting you of course! I thought you knew that, we told you a week ago,"said Mary before starring at Lily,"You didn't paying attention, did you?"she question
"Yeah, but I was exhausted when you called."Lily said
"Well, whatever. Leo, could you make some breakfast for Lily and me?"she asked, putting on a puppy dog face.
"Sure, and you don't need to do that, love,"he kissed Mary on top of the head before heading to the kitchen.
"Come, I want to show you what me and the rest of the club made!"Mary said, pulling Lily by the hand and put her on the couch.
She reached into a bag and pulled out all sorts of weird stuff, placing them on the coffee table. Lily was stunned as she saw Roy Mustang plushies, towels with his face on it, pillow cases and bed sheets, lots of buttons and posters, tee shirts in different sizes and types, rub on tattoos, and the most weirdest one, Roy Mustang shampoo and conditioner.
"What the hell is all this stuff?"Lily asked, picking up a random plush
"Why, merchandise for our club. We are getting very popular, I have you know. I even got ten people to join right on the train! The shampoo and conditioner was hard, we didn't know if Roy was a fruity or mild type. But, finally we went with both, for everyone, both boys and girls!"Mary said
"You know that Leo is only guy in the club, right?"
"Yeah, maybe. But there has to be some in Central but we just have find them!"her friend smiled
Leo came around the couch and set three plates full of fruits, toast with jam, and some glass of milk and juice on the table.
"Here you go, ladies,"he said, grabbing himself a plate and sitting in the love seat a few feet from them.
"Lily, I heard you talking about a Havoc guy a few minutes ago, just outside the door."Leo said
"Yeah, and you mention something about a date, too. Who is he? And is he good for our little flower?"Mary asked Lily
"He is no one, you guys, just someone I work with. Nearly everyone is asking me in the dates, thankfully just the guys..."she replied
Mary smirked,"Oh, I see, maybe we should make a club for Lily as well."
"I call President!"yelled Leo
"Dang it,"Mary cursed under her breath
"If you dare try to do that, I will destroy all of your Roy Mustang, including the human size huggable pillow."Lily warned
"No!"screamed Mary
Lily sighed, shaking her head at her friend. She grabbed a piece of toast and nibbled on it.
"So, any dreams about Roy that we should know about?"asked Leo, almost making Lily choke the piece of toast in her mouth.
"What? Why would I dream about him? I have enough troubles with Rick Master popping in my dreams..."she said, unaware she said the last part out loud.
"Who is he?"
"Who is who?"
"Rick Masters, you said it yourself that he kept popping in your dreams. Did something happen between you two in reality and in the dream world that we should know about?"asked Mary, smirking
"No, nothing happen. He is just a jerk that I saved his life once and in debuted to me,"
She made up that part, she reach down and rapped her fist against the wood of the couch, making it sound like someone was knocking on the door. She smiled and got up.
"I think that is him now, well, I better get ready for work. He is walking me there,"she smirked and went into her bedroom.
Mary scrambled off the couch and pressed her face to the window, she looked around outside and saw no one there. She frowned, being a fool of Lily's trickery.
"She tricked us,"she said to Leo before looking up to see Lily walking out fully clothed,"You tricked us!"
Lily laughed,"That is what you get when you threaten to make a fan club out of me,"she smirked.
"I will see you later, guys! Try not to mess up the place!"she called out, walking out the door.
Mary ran to the doorway, waving her finger at Lily.
"I know where you live, Lillian! I will seek my revenge, I promise you!"she yelled, scarring the passing people on the streets.
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Lily sighed in relief as she finally reached work on time, maybe a few seconds behind, but who would notice? She was a lot happier since this morning, making Mary seem foolish instead of the other way around. She open the door to her office and walked in, seeing everyone there.
"Your late,"came a voice behind the big desk.
She glanced at the clock, seeing it was a minute pass. That totally put an end to her happy mood.
"Only by a minute...sir."she said, starring at Roy from across the room.
"Just get to work before your even more late,"came the reply.
Lily sighed and took her regular seat and start working on the forums near her. She leaned her head on her hand, being extremely bored. Alchemist shouldn't be doing this, not filling out paperwork while they should be out in the field. She guess this is what Viktor didn't have to put up with, he mostly traveled a lot during his time in the military. She just wished there was excitement into this job.
A few hours had pass and finally it was lunch time. Instead of going to the Mess Hall, as she suppose to, she grabbed some food from a diner and sat outside the main building, sitting on the edge of a water fountain. She chewed off a small piece of a sandwich, watering it down with a soda. When she thought she was alone, a voice came out of nowhere.
"Shouldn't you be in the Mess Hall where the other's eat?"Lily looked up and saw Riza Hawkeye standing there.
"Oh, hello, Hawkeye, I didn't see you there,"she said,"I guess wanted to get away from everyone, just some peace and quiet, which I may not get any time soon."she answered her question.
"What do you mean by that?"Riza asked
"Oh, just some friends came by earlier and just in an hour, they are driving me up the wall with their obsession slash club. Really annoying for a club about Ro-"Lily stopped in mid sentence that she was talking out loud again.
"What?"
"Oh, nothing, just forget I said any thing!"she cried
"Right..."
"I better get going,"Lily said, finishing up her lunch,"I will see you later, Riza."she said before walking off.
Lily threw away her lunch in the nearest trash bin. She still had the half empty can of soda in her hand, she needed it for work, so she wouldn't fall asleep. She walked towards her now empty office, she had to finish up the report she was during before she left for lunch, Roy would kill her if he found out she didn't finish it up. Lily open the door and what she saw made her drop her soda from her hand and onto the floor, spilling it's contents on the floor. There inside her office, sitting in her co-workers seats, talking to each other, was what she prayed that would never happen, Mary and Leo! They stopped when they notice Lily there.
"Hey, Lily, back from your lunch break already?"Mary asked, leaning back in her chair.
Lily took a deep breath before replying,"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!"she yelled
"Wow, chill, we are just stopping by and saying 'hi'. Hi!"said her friend
"You mean stopping by and saying 'Hello, will you bear my children?' to Roy?"she asked
"How did you know I was going to say that?"Mary asked, a cat like smirk on her face.
"How did you got in here?"
"It was unlock, of course."she replied
"No, not that. How in the world did you find the correct office?"
"Oh, that! Well, your friend, Sheska, 'politely' told us."she said
"If I find out you hurt her in anyway, so help God...I will..."
"We also found a entry in your dream journal about Roy."Mary cut it
"What!"
"Yep, we were bored and innocently saw your notebook laid open on your desk, right on the page about Roy..."Leo said, smiling as well.
"I had that book under lock and key..."
Mary pulled Lily's journal from her pocket, clearing her throat, she read the passage from the book.
"'I was felt alone in dark and eery room, no lights, no furniture, and no any recognizable was in plain sight of me. But only I and him were alone, I cradled his head in my lap, his black hair falling on my thighs. His dark eyes, ( oh, how I always thought of them when I gazed in them when he does not notice) looks at my crying face as I beg him not to go. 'Roy, Roy, I don't want to loose you, I love you too much!' I cried, his reply was weak, so soft that if I wasn't so close, I wouldn't have heard,'Don't cry for me,' he raised his hand up to my face, brushing away the droplets of tears from my rosy cheeks,'Everything will be alright, I promise. You will find another one to replace me and you and him will love forever with children running through the garden, playing with the family dog, as you and him watch from the porch, holding each other.'"Mary said
Lily blushed and grabbed her journal back from them and read the page, to only find it was complete blank escape a little drawing in the corner with a small head of Mary sticking her tongue at her with the words at the bottom 'Fool You!'. She glared at them.
"You guys are completely immature!"she yelled
"Yeah, but it you who started it with the Rick thing. And just when I was getting started on the 'Do's and Don'ts For Dating Lily' for Rick."Mary said, shrugging.
Lily had her fists clutched at her sides, shaking in anger. In a split second, she had both Mary and Leo up on their feet and shoving them the door way. She only stopped when she in the corner of her eye, Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye walking down the corridor and towards the office. Lily quickly forgot her anger about her two friends and pulled them back inside before they spotted her boss. She looked around wildly, looking for somewhere to hid them. She quickly saw the saw storage closet, she quickly shoved her and her friends in the dark room.
"Stay here and don't make a sound, I warn you."Lily said, glaring at them in the dark.
"Hey, I don't want to go back into the closet,"
"Shut up, Leo."
"Why are we heading, Lily? Did you see one of your admirers coming down with some flowers?"Mary asked
Lily kept both of their mouths shut by putting her hands over their mouths.
"Shut up before I use alchemy to kept your mouths completely shut."Lily whispered
They waited silence until the sound of two pairs of boots clicking against the floor escape the silence, as Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye came in.
"Hawkeye, remind me to check those reports Lily did, even if she is new, she still must work as it natural and see everything is filled and such,"the sound of his foot landing in the pool of soda was heard,"and get this stuff clean up."
"Yes, sir,"Riza voice was heard.
Lily could practically hear Mary's mind as she tried to break away from Lily's hold on both of them. Lily knew she wanted to go outside and jump and launch onto Roy before he could run.
"Stop it, Mary!"hissed Lily
"Did you hear that, Riza?"asked Roy, hearing noises in the closet
"Hear what?"
Roy placed a gloved finger over his lips, telling Riza to be quiet. He creped over to the closet, his feet making no sound at all as he walked. He slowly turn the door handle and jumped back when three figures fell out, two on top of one.
"Gewtff off meff!"the bottom one screamed
Mary looked up at Roy, her eyes instantly sparkling with joy and excitement, she hit Leo in the arm to get his attention, he too looked up with the same expression.
"Oh my God! It's really him! Standing in front of us! I could die right here and now and I will be still be filled with joy!"Mary said
"Who the hell are you two?"Roy demanded
Mary and Leo were instantly on their feet as Lily laid on the ground.
"Why we are members of the Roy-"they began before Lily came back up and covered their mouths.
"Shut up, Lucas and Curve."she hissed
"Lily? What is the meaning of this?"asked Roy
"Nothing, sir, just talking to some old pals of mine."she replied
"In a closet...?"
"Well...Yeah! It's an old tradition back at Raislen."she lied
"AH!"she screamed when Mary bit her hand, instantly letting both of them go.
Both Mary and Leo were in front of Roy in a instant, too close for personal space.
"Ohmygod! Roy Mustang, you can't tell how happy we finally meet you in person!"
"Are you a fruity or mild type?"
"Are you boxers or briefs?"
Lily saw Roy trying to back away from them, fear in his eyes. She looked down at his feet and saw he was about to slip in the pool of soda.
"Roy"she yelled, trying to warn him.
It seemed like slow motion as they saw Roy slipping in the pool of soda and falling down on the ground on his back, unconscious. Everyone stood still and silent as they looked at the fallen Roy, until Mary started to scream.
"AHH! I KILLED THE SUPREME MASTER! I DESERVE TO LIVE! LET HIM TAKE MY LIFE AND HE CAN LIVE!"she yelled
"No, Mary, wait! He is just unconscious!"yelled Lily
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(Author Notes: We interrupt this chapter to bring you the following infomercial!)
(Mary and Leo sitting at a table on a studio seat)
Mary: Hey, are you bored all the time? No excitement in your life? You think your love life is going down the drain? Can't even get up in the morning? We have the solution for you! Don't we, Mr. Curve?
Leo: Yes, we do, Miss Lucas. We are proudly to present you...
Both: THE ROY MUSTANG FAN CLUB! The only supreme master for us!
Mary: You don't think you can join? Well, let's answer these questions for you. Do you like wearing miniskirts? Want to support the supreme master? Join the Roy Mustang Fan club, because he's a hot piece of-
Leo: SHUTYOMOUTH!
Mary: Don't think Roy Mustang is worth it? Well...(Mary climbs onto the table and pointing her finger at the finger) YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL! Roll that clip of Roy, please!
(A clip of Roy setting flames from his gloves, comes on)
Mary: See, he can even set fire to your hearts ladies! When you see what he can do with
those hands, see what he can do to you. So join the Roy Mustang Fan Club today!
Announcer(voice over): May cause nausea, the lost of limbs and hair, unable to sleep or eat, seeing things, dancing for no reason, bad love life, and your life. Pretty much, your screwed.
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"What's going on now?"
"Shh, I'm trying to listen!"
"Is Lily getting in trouble?"
"I hope Roy isn't too hard on her."
"Shut up!"hissed Leo to Mary and his friend's co-workers as they kept bugging him behind him, he placed his ear back on the closed door and listen carefully.
Now, in the office, Lily starred at her boss, a bandage on the bump he got when he fell. He was flipping several documents, he sighed before putting them away and looked up at Lily.
"You mean to tell me what your friends created a club of me?"he asked, going over through what she told him.
"Yes, sir. They had started it when they were teenagers when we visit Central, they saw you and well...you know..."Lily said softly.
"If you want me to tell them to stop the club, I will."she added
"I don't want it to stop, actually, I encourage it,"he said, smiling.
He is smiling! Why is he smiling!
"What?"
"Lily, you brought in unofficial personal into the main building, they could have gotten many files of the top secret category, and you and your friends have got me injured as well. I won't suspend you if you let me to talk to the president of this club."
"W-why?"
"I would like to talk with her about the club, seeing what it offers, how many people are in there, and anything else. So, what do you say? Let me have a date with your friend or I will suspend you."Roy laid his head in his palm.
Lily swallowed before answering,"Sir, you may have this date of yours. Mary will be thrilled and excited as ever. Just a word of advice, don't try to harm my friend."
"I won't think of it,"he smirked,"I will call you later for the information to give your friend. Your dismiss."
Lily sighed and open the door to the office, almost knocking down Leo. She was surprise to see her co-workers out there as well.
"Lily! Are you ok? Did he fire you? No matter how sexy he is, I will kick his ass, his little cute ass I might add."said Mary
"No, he didn't me, he didn't even suspend me, but only on one condition..."Lily said
"What?"asked Havoc
Lily turn to Mary,"Well, it looks like your dream just came true, Mary."
Mary smiled,"You mean I can rule the world?"
"No, your other dream. You have a dream to rule to world?"Lily question
"Yeah, with my army of Roy clones!"she exclaimed, causing the men (not Leo) to groan.
"You mean Roy actually proposed to me?"Mary asked
"No, somewhat. He wants to go on date with you, to discuss about the club..."Lily said, causing Mary to smile ear to ear.
"Yay! I won't let the club down!"Mary yelled, saluting.
Lily grabbed her hand and pulled her down the hall,"Yeah, yeah, let's just get you two home before you embarrass me further."
"Aww come on, Lily!"complained Mary
"Hey, guess what I found out about Roy from Havoc..."she said
"What?"
"When Roy's dream of becoming Führer, he is going have all the women wear miniskirts! Do you think I can join the military?"Mary asked Lily
Leo sighed beside Lily,"If only I was of different sex..."he mutter to himself.
"Your not joining the military, Mary!"exclaimed Lily
"Oh, you know you would look good in a miniskirt."she teased
"YOUR NOT JOINING!"
"Aww, your no fun anymore..."
From down the hall, Roy walked out of his office, a smug look on his face.
"Uh oh, his ego is up,"whispered Havoc to Breda, who nodded
"Do you this is wise, sir?"asked Riza
"Yeah, this way I get some fun to do."he said
The screams of Mary was heard down the hall was Lily hitting her on the head when made a joke about her and her co-workers.
"I was only kidding!"she yelled, rubbing her sore head.
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Author Notes: Lol, I love making this chapter! It's like the longest one yet! I was going to make Mary and Leo come crushing into the office announcing who they were (Roy Mustang fan club members), instead of waiting for Lily. I love the "dream" of Lily and Roy, it's so corny! Could it be foreshadowing? I don't really know myself...Anyway, if anyone wants to join the club, you heard the infomercial. Roy is good with his hands. Really, is Roy and fruity type or mild for a hair product? And a life size huggable Roy Mustang pillow? Who won't want that? Anyway, come back for more of a story and hopefully drama and mystery.
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