Disclaimer: I won nothing of Full Metal Alchemist, just using them for my own needs.
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"Your what!"

"You heard me."

"No, no, I will not allow it. Not ever!"

"C'mon, it will be fun! You will probably meet some new friends!"

"No means no!"

"God, since when did you care about this sort of thing?"

"Since you came here,"

"Man, what crawled up your butt and died?"

Mary and Leo stood still as they watched their friend storming out the room, slamming her bedroom door. They shruged their shoulders, not knowing what to do next. Inside the bedroom, Lily stumped to her bed, cursing unintellegent words under ehr breath. She used alchemy to seal off the door, preventing from her so called friends from getting inside. Once that was done, she fell onto her bed, holding a random stuff toy to her chest as she recall what had happen nearly an hour ago.

She couldn't believe that they wanted to throw a meeting or "party" for their stupid, stupid club! In her own house! She even yelled at them to find somewhere else to do it, but they reminded her that this was the only place they could stay. When in the hell are they going to leave? Probably until one of them marries Roy...Hey, Leo and Roy sort of made a cute couple. Hey! What the hell was she thinking? Leo and Roy! She hit herself on the head, trying to get that weird and absurd idea out of her mind. Gross, gross, a million times gross!

But the thought of a club meeting here was absurd as the first one. Who in the world would want that slim ball? Probably just a few people from work or some crazed loonies. She snickered when she thought that it may be a long lost relative of Mary's. She sighed when she looked at the clock on her nightstand, it was nearing midnight and she needed sleep for work the next day. She only hope that there was some big paperwork that had to be done tomorrow, to only keep her there at the office, waiting the club meeting out. With that, she fell into a deep sleep.

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Lily stretch out her unused muscles as she got out of bed the following morning. She bend backward, almost touching the ground behind her. After she was done, she pulled on her uniform, making sure it was secure, she walked out of her room. She barely spoke to Leo and Mary, she just got a breakfast bar and went out of the door.

Mary raised an eyebrow at her friend's back as she walked out. She drummed her fingers against the kitchen table. Leo looked up form his oatmeal and glanced at his female friend, seeing the look on her face.

"Hey, I know that look. What are you planning?"he asked

"Oh,"she was snapped out of her thoughts and looked at Leo,"Nothing. I'm just thinking about Lily. I think something is wrong with her."

"Well, we did came to her home without notifying her, we barged into her office, we have been leaving off of her salary, and we are just taking advantage of her."he said, listing the reasons on his fingers.

"Yeah, yeah, don't you think I know that already? It's just that I think Lily has changed somewhat. She can do alchemy without circles, she is just like Roy in the ways of always getting the opposite sex chasing after her. When is the last time she has been la-"

"Mary,"Leo interrupted her,"This is a teen story. We don't want to get the kids who read this in trouble with their folks and we have to die and be forgotten?"he asked

"Yeah,"she sighed,"Stupid author."

"Hey!"

"Hey, what?"

"I got an idea!"exclaimed Mary

"Let's forget about the whole club and get real jobs!"

"..."

Both Leo and Mary busted into laughter. Mary stopped and wiped the tears from her eyes.

"But seriously, we can do something to cheer her up."

"Yeah, how about we set up a date with her and Havoc?"suggested Leo

"Nah, that joke is getting old."

"Yep."

"We need to think of something but nothing comes to mind,"complained Mary

She closed her eyes shut and concentrated as she tried to think of something. She finally thought of something and yelled out.

"Brain blast!"

"Wrong show, honey."

"Oh, yeah...Anyway, I finally thought of something! But we need a little help from a little former librarian."Mary had a smirk on her face that could drive the devil away.

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Sheska yawned as she got up from her little snooze when she heard her door being pounded on. Her body was a little stiff after falling asleep on heavy books. She fixed her glasses before opening the door. Who she saw made her scream and hid herself behind the door, starring at them from the crack of the door.

"G-go away!"Sheska exclaimed

"Wow, we did a little number on her didn't we?"Leo asked his friend

"Yeah, whatever. Sheska, we are Mary and Leo, Lily's friends."

"I know who you are. What do you want now?"she asked

"We need some information on some stuff and who better to ask then the person who reads a lot of books,"Mary said before sliding a book between the crack

"It's a peace offering."

Sheska nearly fainted at the sight of the book in her hands,"Prayers of the Alchemists! This hasn't been out yet!"she yelled, her eyes filled with tears of joy.
"We ask around. Can we come in now?"asked Mary

Sheska nodded and open the door for them, letting them in. Leo whistle at the sight of thousands upon thousands of books all over the place.

"Man, girl, do you even own a book shelf?"

"I do...it's somewhere."

"Later, we are really going to help you find your furniture and maybe even your kitchen."he said

"Um, what do you need anyway?"Sheska asked

"Well, we were thinking of making out alchemy for Lily to cheer her up. But we don't know how to. So, got any books on it that we can possibly read in an hour or less?"asked Mary

"I think so, I will be right back."she said before disappearing between the books.

She came back a few minutes later, carrying a stack of books in her hand. Leo gladly took them from her when she started to struggle with them.

"Thanks,"

"No problem, happy to help."she smiled

With his free hand he grabbed her hand and kissed her knuckles softly, earning a blush from the woman.

"Maybe next time we can have some lunch together sometime."he suggested, smiling

"I..I...Sure..."she said softly

He smiled at her before walking out with Mary who had a small smile on her face.

"Your sure a charmer, Leo."

"I know, that's why you love me."
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"'The Alchemist's Classic', 'The Alchemist's Harmony Book', 'The Book of Prescriptions of Alchemy', and 'Alchemical Meditations of Harmony'. Do you think we find what we need in these?"asked Leo from the chair in the living room.

"I think so. Just read and read, my personal worker! We need to do this before Lily comes home!"yelled Mary

"Do I get paid for my work?"

"Yes, you get paid in gold! Millions and millions gold coins!"joked Mary

"Ha ha,"Leo stuck his tongue at her before returning to the books.

Leo hummed a quiet tune under his breath as he read through the boring books, casually flipping through the pages.

"Hey, Mary, got a little question for you."

"Sure, shoot."

"If we are going to go through with this, what about the club meeting?"he asked

"Oh, I reschedule that for next week. Now, we have to stick with Lily tonight and wait 'till another day."Mary said

"Uh huh."

It was an hour later before Mary happily jumped for joy as she found what she was looking for.

"Bingo! Found it!"she exclaimed

"Finally, I thought I would die before we found anything."

"Let's get to work, Mr. Curve!"
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Lily sighed as she shoved her key into it's right place, turning the handle, she walked into a dark house. She set her bag on the floor and looked for any signs of her friends.

"Hello?"she called out

She screamed when the lights suddenly came on and Mary and Leo were in front of her. She had her hand clutching her chest as her heart speed up.

"Don't do that!"she warned

"Do what?"asked Leo, innocently.

"Scare me like that!"

"Well...we have something that can both cheer you up and forgive us."said Mary

She reached behind her back and pulled out a rather large box wrapped in shiny paper. Lily raised an eye brow at them as she held the box in her hands.

"What is it?"

"Open it, silly pants."

Lily sighed and brought the box to the kitchen table and tore the paper off, inside was a blue box. She lifted it and almost screeched in joy at what she saw. Inside was a pair of black, high heeled boots that could reach one's knees, a dark green and black corset made out of silk, and finally a black mini skirt. She twirled around and hugged both of her waiting friends.

"Thank you, guys! It is the best 'forgive us' gift I have gotten from you two!"she exclaimed before something in her mind.

"How did you afford it?"she asked, letting them go.

"We didn't buy it. We made it with alchemy!"answered Mary

"Wow, I'm very impress."Lily said, looking at the clothing again.

"Yeah, we borrow some books from Sheska and made it with a few scarps of clothing laying around."said Leo

"But, where am I going to wear this?"asked Lily

Both Leo and Mary had a cheeky grin on their face,"You'll see. Now, put them on and let's go out!"
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Leo and Mary dragged the confused Lily to a dancing club called 'Transmute', off the edge of Central. Once they were inside, Lily was almost blinded by the flashing lights in the dark place. It was packed with people. Some of them were dancing while a DJ played, or hanging out upstairs, or at the bar. Mary went off to get some drinks while Leo and Lily found a table for the three of them. As they waited, Lily couldn't help looking at the group of girls around the area, pointing and whispering about Leo.

"Man, you sure are a ladies man, Leo. I'm so jealous."Lily said, smiling.

"Yeah, I can't help it if I'm so good looking."Leo waved his hand at a group of girls, they giggled.

"Here you guys go,"said Mary, handing them drinks in colorful glasses.

"Thanks,"they both said as Mary took her seat next to Leo.

A few more drinks, they were having a conversation about...let's say...how the author can't think of something, when Mary stopped and turn her direction behind Lily, a smiling was soon on her face.

"Well, well, it seems some one is checking out Lily."she said

"Wait, what?"asked Lily

She turn her head where Mary was pointing and let out a small squeal and turn her head back around and tried to hide her face.

"Don't look, don't look."she mumbled under her breath.

"Why, isn't it my favorite little alchemist."a familiar voice said behind Lily.
Mary and Leo turn to see a man with slicked back hair and tied in the back. He had on a pair of black pants and a dark blue button down shirt, and finally a long black trench coat.

"Don't I get a little 'hello', Lily?"he asked

"You know this guy, Lily?"asked Leo, glaring at the man.

"Yeah, this is...Rick, from the Alchemy Exams."Lily said softly

"Hey, Lily, why isn't your boyfriend here?"asked Rick

"Boyfriend?"Mary and Leo looked at Lily.

"Yeah, her legendry boyfriend, Roy Mustang."he said for her.

Mary smirked at Lily,"I knew you liked him."

"Shut up,"Lily growled at her.

"I guess he is not here then. So, Lily, how about a dance with little old Ricky?"Rick smirked

"No way, Master. Now, I wished I hadn't saved you that day."she said

"Oh, come on now. Just one little dance, that's all I ask."he leaned over her

She sighed,"Fine, if it will shut up and leave me alone."she took his hand and was brought up from her chair.

"Trust me, after I'm done with you, you will be begging not to go."he whisper in her ear.
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True to her word, Lily only dance with Rick for only one song. During that time, he tried to grab what he shouldn't have grabbed in the first place, if they weren't in a public place, she would have slapped into the next dimension. She stayed mostly on the dance floor, dancing with other men, not caring who they were. She only stopped to have something to drink, replacing the fluids she lost on the dance, and talking to her friends when a bad song came on. But the strange trio had a few dances together, laughing at the strange dances the others did.

It was nearing midnight and Lily was lost in the music as she danced by herself, Mary and Leo watching her from their table. They never seen Lily so...happy like this in a long time. It must because of her new job taking most of her energy out in a single day. Leo notice something, he hit Mary in the arm to get her attention, she notice it too. Inch by inch, Lily's new shoes were coming undone. They cast each other a worried glance before returning to Lily. Their eyes nearly popped out their sockets when they saw Lily falling down when the high heels broke, sending her to the ground. Before they could anything to help, a horror filled screamed filled the dance club.
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The door to Lily's home slammed open and it's owner stormed in, now dressed in long black trench coat. Her mouth was clutched as well as her fists at her side. her two friends followed in behind her, one closing the door behind them.

"Look, Lily, we are extremely sorry for what happen. We didn't know it would."said Mary

"Thank God that Rick let you borrow his coat before anyone could see."explained Leo

Lily stopped and turn sharply to face her friends.

"You both know that everyone saw me...me..."she tried to spit out her words.

"Naked?"

"YES! Your stupid alchemy created clothing just suddenly gave out in almost hundred of people to see."Lily fumed

Mary and Leo both flinched,"We are extremely sorry, Lily, we truly are."

"We will do anything to make it up to you. Hell, we can even sneak into newspaper building and make sure no article mention your lack of article of clothing."Mary suggested

Lily sighed, walking to a window, she pulled the curtain open and wasn't shock to see men outside there.

"Come on, take your top off again!"

"Yeah, baby!"

"We love you!"

Lily clapped her hands together and placed them in the window. Outside the house, the sidewalk turn into a cement wave, hitting the strange men (probably from the club) almost about fifty yards from her house and turn back to normal. She closed the curtain and turn to her friends.

"As for your punishment for what you have done to me, you have to clean my house for now one, do the cooking, the laundry, washing the windows, and do whatever you have to do. And finally, make sure no more weird guys come here like the others did, and get rid of them by any means possible. Got it?"she demanded

"Yes, ma'am."they said in union
When Lily nodded and went into her bedroom for a few hour of sleep, Mary turn to Leo.

"Now, that she is gone. Let's go sneak into the newspaper factory and see nothing in there mentions anything about Lily."she smirked

"Yay! Let me get on my spy gear!" Leo yelled happily.
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Author notes: YAY! Leo in spy gear! Sorry, about that. I hope people like the chapter with mostly about Mary and Leo when Lily is gone to work. Well, we saw Rick again, and not in dream from, even Lily wanted that way. Poor, poor Lily, being naked in a dance club, for shame.