Disclaimer: I own nothing of FMA and I'm sad it ahd to end. I want the movie! More Roy hottness I need!
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And there it was, the day of the now official (approved by Roy Mustang) first club meeting. Every day as filled with Lily getting phone calls from other club members, asking what time it was being held, what to bring, and how to get there. It seem like more people were coming in from other towns besides Center. During the week, Lily stocked on some Aspirin bottles, some magazines, and strong duty ear plugs. Wether Mary was going to cry or not, Lily was not going to be in the meeting for that day.
Lily yawn, stretching her arms above her head as she walked out the bedroom door. Dressed in only a pair of boxers with hearts on them and a tee shirt, she made her way to the kitchen. She poured herself some cereal and coffee and sat the table where Mary was currently reading a book.
"What are you reading, Mary?"Lily asked after a few spoonfuls of cereal.
"Some one from the club sent me in the mail. It's a biography she wrote on Roy Mustang. It's pretty good but she does not know what is his favorite color, food, and even what size boxers he wears."Mary said
"You know his boxer size?"she asked
"No, Leo does."
"Should have known. Speaking Leo, where is he?"the blonde woman asked
"Well, last time I know, was at Sheska's. Man, they were making so much noise that I couldn't even sleep last night."Mary said simply
Lily nearly choked on her food,"What!"
Her friend looked over her book, smirking,"Just kidding. He is in the shower."she gesture to the bathroom.
"So, are you coming back home after work for the meeting? You are a member you know,"Mary pointed out.
"No, I got some paper work I didn't do yesterday and Roy wants me to do it before this weekend."Lily lied
"Ok, just pick up some soda after your done after your done doing this "paper work" business."
Lily sighed from her side of the table, just wanting to go before Mary decides to put herself in her crazy mode.
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The day started just like any other day at the office. Lily had to write more reports and anything Roy gave her to do. Her co-workers, not Riza and Roy, trying to flirt with her. Though, it was sort of cute seeing Kain blushing wildly and failing at any attempts. But, as the day went by, Lily couldn't help glancing over at Roy every few times. Not to goggle at him like Mary and Leo would do but making sure he was okay. He seemed quiet all though the day, not acting totally like himself. She couldn't help not feeling concern about the main obsession of her friends, even if Roy was a complete jack ass to her some times.
It was now time for everyone to leave for the day. Lily quickly finished her report, she grabbed her bag just as the last person left, Roy himself. She hurried up to him and placed a hand on his shoulder, stopping him in his tracks.
"What is it, Marshall?"he asked, turning to face her.
"Sir, I know that it is not my place to ask but...Are you alright?"Lily asked
"Why do you want to know?"
"Well, you seem down all day, like something is putting you down. What is it?"she asked
"Nothing you need to know about, Marshall. Just go back home before your friends get worried."And with that, Roy was gone.
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It was now night time and Lily was walking back from a little cafe just a few blocks from her home. The club meeting should be starting at any time now, hopefully she could sneak pass them and go to her room and read a good book until they were gone. And just hope that they don't make a big mess afterwards, or else Leo and Mary will have double chore duty. She stopped dead in her tracks as she passed a tavern, she saw an extremely familiar person at the bar. Roy Mustang herself. With a strong curiosity, she walked into the bar and headed straight to Roy.
"Roy? Is that you?"she asked
He lifted his head at her and a huge grin showed up on his face. In a instant, she found herself under Roy's arm as he gave her a little noogie.
"Hey, Little Lily!"he exclaimed
She pushed herself off of him and looked at him with a confused look on her face. The Roy she knew would never do that, not even for her. That means he is...
"Roy, your drunk. You need to snap out of it, your not acting yourself."Lily said
"I swear to drunk I'm not God! Come on, sit and have a few drinks with me."Roy smiled, patting the stool next to him.
"I know what will happen if I do. I will get drunk and the next morning I have a hang over and in bed with you, naked."she said
He grin,"Is that a promise? Your are a little kinky flower aren't you?"
She blushed,"W-what?"
"I know you like me, it's written in your face. Come on, go on and take a seat by loveable Roy."
Her face had a look of serious and anger. She reached out and pulled him out the seat by his ear.
"The only place I'm going is taking you back home."she nearly growled out.
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Sheska was startled when someone knocked of her door, she fixed her glasses and walked to the door. Once she open it, she was surprised at who she say. There stood on her foot steps were her friend Lily holding onto a very drunk Roy Mustang.
"Oh my God, it's Mustang! What happen to him, Lily?"she asked instantly.
"He is pissed drunk and I need help getting him to his house before he vomits on my cloths,"Lily said plainly
"Ok..."
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Lily and Sheska help carry Roy to his apartment, after almost getting completely lost a few times. Now, instead acting like...let's say "flirty" because of the alcohol, he was acting goofy and tried to play with the girls' hair a few times. Finally, they came to the front of his door.
"Um, Lily, how are we going to get in? We don't know where his keys are."said Sheska
"I know where they are but they are in a naughty place that young kiddies should not know of,"Roy laughed
"I already got that cover,"she completely ignore Roy,"Just hold onto him for a bit."she put away Roy's arm from her shoulder.
Sheska almost fell over with the sudden weight. Lily clapped her hands together and placed one on the handle, in a flash of red light, she turn the handle and open the door. Both girls were stunned at the look at Roy's apartment. Inside were piles of old newspaper, a few stacks of boxes with cold pizza instead, and several cans of beer around the room.
"Come on, let's get him inside before one of his neighbors come out and see us,"Lily order
She cleaned off a chair and helped Sheska place him there. Lily sighed as she looked at the terrible mess in the apartment, it was a surprise that a person like Roy could live here.
"Help me find his bedroom so he can sleep."she said over her shoulder.
Sheska nodded and searched for a door to a bedroom. Once they found it, the bed sheets were complete dirty, like they have not been washed for week. Sheska was about to get some more but Lily used alchemy and cleaned the sheets and made the bed itself. She and her friend found Roy passed out on the chair, almost falling off, they carried Roy into his bedroom, careful not to trip over the stacks of papers on the way, they set him on the bed and both sighed in relief when their task was done.
"We need to get his gloves off of him,"Lily said
"Why?"
"Because he is known as the 'Flame Alchemist' for creating fire with his gloves and his is drunk and he may cause a explosion with his beer breath. It's for his and our protection."she explained
"Oh, heh heh, I knew that,"Sheska blushed in embarrassment and began to take his gloves off without waking him.
"C'mon, let's go and clean his apartment before we trip over something."Lily said
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Cleaning up his apartment took shorter then they thought. Lily used her alchemy to transmute the trash into crushed cubes and placing them in bags. Sheska helped by cleaning up some stains, the tougher ones were Lily's doing. Finally, the apartment was cleaned up, at least clean to their standards. Now, Sheska and Lily sat together on the little lumpy couch, both tired from all the work they have done.
"I got a question for you, Lily. Why didn't you bring Roy to your apartment?"the brown hair woman asked
"If you don't remember, I live with two wild and crazed Roy Mustang freaks and they now invited people over who share that interest. Now image if you will, if Roy came into my apartment, full of his groupies, do you think they will act normal? He is like a piece of meat and they are hungry animals."Lily said.
"Oh, I see. Why don't we call up Riza to help us?"Sheska asked again
"She would probably dump his head in a bucket of cold water and whack his head until he is normal or dead. But, all he needs is a good sleep and be well taken care of. He needs it."she said
Lily turn her head when she heard Sheska yawning.
"You should get back home now, you will need to sleep."Lily said
"What about you?"
"I will be fine. I will stay here for only a few more hours and make sure Roy has plenty of buckets to barf in when he wakes up. And besides, it's a good excuse to wait until Mary's party is done and over with."she said, getting up from the lumpy couch.
"Ok, I will see you later, Lily!"Sheska said, walking out the door.
Once she was gone, Lily looked towards Roy's kitchen,"Let's see what he has in stock."
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Lily chopped at the tomatoes on the chopping board she found hidden under a few books in Roy's kitchen. Luckily, there was plenty enough food in there for making a small dishes of food, the others had gone rotten over time. She threw the cut up slices in the salad bowl next to her. She went to the boiling pot of soup and made sure nothing was burnt, it wasn't. She grabbed a wooden spoon and tasted some of it.
"Needs more spinach."she said out loud to herself
She grabbed the last few spinach and began to chop away at them. Lily dropped the knife as she felt a pair of strong arms circling her waist and pulling her against a strong chest.
"Hello, my little flower,"she instantly knew who that voice belong to, Roy Mustang.
She turn herself in Roy's arm and looked at him, face to face. She looked into his dark eyes and saw they were still dilated, he was still drunk, maybe not as before with the help of sleep, but still.
"What are you doing up? You need to go back to sleep and rest."Lily said
"I can't, not with a good-night kiss,"he smirk
'I don't think he is drunk anymore, maybe someone switched his brain with Rick's. Or maybe it's lack of memory, how knows, just act the serious one here and get him off of ya.' Her inner mind spoke.
"Roy, you need to let go of me right this minute and go back to bed, or else I will have to use extreme force."Lily said
"Oh, feisty, I love that in a woman."
'Why isn't he backing down! Hit him! Hit him where it hurts!'
She sighed,"Fine, one little kiss and you will let go and you will go to bed?"she asked
When he nodded, Lily took a deep breath to calm her nerves. She couldn't believe she was doing this! She kissed him softly on the lips, quickly as it came. Still, Roy wasn't letting go of her.
"Roy...I did as you ask and you still have not let go of me."she said
"That wasn't the type of kiss I was talking about..."
Before she knew what was happening, she felt Roy's lips on her with extreme force, like he was trying to swallow her whole. Lily tried to get him off but he won't budge. He bit gentle on her bottom lip, trying to gain access to her mouth. She could hear her own heart beating wildly against his chest. She closed her eyes as her sense of judgement disappear and let her body do all the work. She let her own tongue battle against Roy's, like they were fighting for territory. They were at it for a few minutes until the cursed judgment part of the brain decided to pop in for a quick hello. Lily pulled Roy off of her, her breath coming into pants.
"Roy..."she spoke softly,"Your drunk, we can't do this. It's not right. Go to bed, while you have your dignity in tact."
When he still didn't budge from the spot, Lily grabbed his arm and dragged him into his bedroom. She help him lay down in bed and Roy was already pass out again. She smiled weakly and put the covers over his body. With one finally glance at his sleeping form, she walked out the apartment.
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When Lily came back to her own home, she wasn't surprise to see Leo and Mary both putting paper plates and other garbage in trash bags. It was like a herd of bull ran through there, instead of a party.
"So how many people showed up?"Lily asked, annoying her entrance.
"Oh, heya Lillian. It was less then hundred, more then we expect. We almost had a war break out when all the sodas ran out." said Mary
"Luckily, no one was hurt or dead."Leo tied the bag together when it was full.
"Where were you, Lily?"
"I was...out. I went to the local library and accidentally slept on a book on cooking."she lied
"I better get to bed before I pass out. 'Night guys!"Lily called as she enter her room.
"Man,"started Mary,"We better find out before this chapter ends-"
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Authore Notes: Haha, fool you Mary! I beat you before could finish(Mary is grumbling in the background). Anyway, I hope you guys like this chapter. Sorry we couldn't see the club meeting. But wasn't Lily and Roy's enough for you? Anyway, the next chapter is going to be serious and maybe some humor from Mary but serius it will be. Don't worry, we will have some humor later on, but not right now. Please review!