Happy Birthday Renji

Everyone was sitting at the table in their pajamas with giddy smiles on their faces, except Renji, but his mother was there and so were his twin brother and sister, Jinta and Ururu, even Ichigo and Shiro decided to act civil toward each other just for the day. Shinji pulled out his phone and turned the camera on.

"Good morning Istagram" he said with a giant smile. "Today is Red's birthday and last year you saw us throw him in a pool of cold water and this year we're going to scream him awake. We are accompanied by Mama Red," he turned the camera to Renji's mother and then his siblings. "and the twins Jinta and Ururu. As you know Espada is here to yell Renji awake, Starrk has a pot and a pan and Nnoi has a spoon and a pan. This may seem cruel but if you lived with Renji you'd understand. Alright everyone lets make our way up stairs." Shinji paused the video and everyone made their way upstairs to Renji's and Byakuya's shared room, Byakuya made sure to wear Renji out the night before so he would sleep hard enough that he wouldn't hear them walking into their room. Shinji pressed play and then quietly counted to three on his fingers once he got to three everyone made as much noise as possible scaring Renji awake making the man scream once he realized it was them he gave them a glare and pointed to the door.

"Get the fuck out." he said in a monotone voice to the laughing friends and family members. "I hate everyone in here get the fuck out."

Everyone laughed on their way down the stairs including, Tina, Renji's mother they all walked into the kitchen and talked while she cooked breakfast. Renji came down to join them soon after pouting the whole time Byakuya quickly crawled into his lap.

"Don't pout." Byakuya cooed giving Renji wet kisses on his cheek. "I have a birthday present for you."

"So last night was just fun?" Renji grinned leaning into the kisses.

"Your mom is right there." Nnoitra said pointing to Tina at the stove.

"She don't care." Shinji said "Bya is her favorite not only is he pretty but he got money too. Any other time Red can't talk about manly things around her but when it comes to Bya she let it slide."

"You don't like me just because I have money, right?" Byakuya asked Tina.

"That's exactly why I like you, all Ji Ji's other sex friends always want something from him they always want him to buy them something my baby is not no ATM and he is not no bank."

"Mom." Renji whined, he hated when she spoke about him like he was still her little boy

"All his other little friends wanted the world from him" she continued on "and they weren't offering anything but ass and tits. Oh no not my baby."

"Mom." Renji whined again trying to hide his face in Byakuya's neck. "She is so embarrassing."

Byakuya chuckled. "I have a very special birthday present."

Renji lifted his head to look at Byakuya "But you let me.."

"Shhh." Byakuya put a finger to his lips. "If you say it out loud you won't get it for Christmas." he said kissing Renji's lips. "So as you know I've given a lot of gifts to a lot guys who didn't deserve it, in my 25 years of living I have written a whole album for a man and got no recognition, I bought a man a car, a house, a yacht, a motorcycle. I have been with terrible men and you are one of the best.."

"One?"

Byakuya rolled his eyes. "You're the best and I have written a song for you because I love you so much." he took a deep breath, he was nervous he had never sang a song directly to someone that wasn't for work.

"Are you nervous?" Renji laughed.

"Yeah, I've never done this before this is the first time I'm not singing for a paycheck what if you don't like it?"

"I love everything you write, now sing."

Byakuya took a deep breath and began to sing.

(Adore you-Miley Cyrus)

Baby, baby, yeah, are you listening?
Wondering where you've been all my life
I just started living
Oh, baby, are you listening?

When you say you love me
Know I love you more
And when you say you need me
Know I need you more
Boy, I adore you, I adore you

Byakuya held Renji's hands close to his heart while he sang kissing them during breaks in the song. When he finished singing he looked down at Renji's hands he was entirely too nervous to look him in the eye. "Its much better with..." Renji lifted his chin and kissed him.

"Its perfect just like you, I love you." Renji smiled and kissed him again.

"I love you, too."

"I don't want you to give that one away."

"I won't,, that one is just for you."

"That was beautiful, Byakuya" Tina said holding two plates. "Now for my birthday present" she set the two plates down in front of Renji. "Chicken and waffles and shrimp and grits."

Renji gasped pushing Byakuya off his lap. "You are the best mom ever." he kissed her cheek and dug in.

Byakuya crossed his arms and huffed. "Momma's boy." he rolled his eyes as he sat down next to him.

"I am not a momma's boy." Renji said with a full mouth. "Mommy do you have the special syrup for these waffles and chicken." he say Shinji reaching for his plate and popped his hand. "This isn't an us breakfast, we're not twins. It's my birthday and its my mom so.."

"Mrs. Abari." Shinji whined.

"He's right." she laughed "But I'm making some for everyone, Ji Ji gets his first cuz he's my baby."

"Ima let that one slide because this food is delicious." Renji said without picking his head up.

"So Red what are we doing today?" Toshiro asked while playing a game on his phone.

"We goin skating." Renji answered happily it had been a while since they had gone skating.

"Now you know damn well I can't skate." Shinji snapped.

"That's not my fault you shoulda learned when I was working at the skating rink like everyone else."

"You worked at a skating rink?" Starrk asked.

"Yeah."

"Which one you work at? I worked at 'Rollie Pollie Ollie'."

"I wanted to work there but they didn't have room I worked at 'Skates'. So everyone except Shinji knows how to skate?"

"Yup." Starrk nodded and then looked at Shinji. "I could teach you Blondie, that was my job teaching people how to skate."

''I'm sure that wasn't the only thing you were teaching, Coyote." Shinji rolled his eyes and flipped his hair.

"You know what I wanna know?" Ichigo said changing the subject. "Where's my mom? She said she'd be here."

"Oh yeah, she always comes for our birthday's or at least calls." Shinji said.

"I'll call her." Ichigo said taking out his phone he called his mom putting the phone on speaker, she answered after three rings which was weird she always answered on the first ring when any of the boys called. "Hey mom, where are you? Its Red's birthday and you're not here."

"Oh I'm sorry a friend of mine got sick and I promised to take care of them. I'll call you back later tell Renji I said happy birthday." she hung up.

They boys looked at each other, that was the weirdest thing ever the start it off she said she had a friend and then she used a pronoun and to top it all off she didn't say 'I love you' before hanging up. "I think my mom and dad are getting back together." Shiro said with disgusted face. "Eww."

"Yeah." Ichigo agreed. "Like what friend, she ain't got no friends her friend is in this kitchen."

"Call dad let's see what he says." Shiro said not noticing the stares because him and Ichigo were talking not cursing each other out.

Ichigo nodded and called their dad putting him on speaker, he answered after a few rings which wasn't weird he was very busy. "Hey dad are you coming to visit Renji on his birthday?"

Isshin coughed "Sorry I can't I'm not feeling too good -just bring me the bucket-" he said to someone in the room with him. "Why would you throw it? I wouldn't throw it at you. I wouldn't throw it at you...The boys...Why...Why would they call you and then call me?...I'm not stupid I am a doctor...Don't touch me ouch." the call was ended.

Ichigo made a disgusted face. "My parents are getting back together."


"Who's driving?" Shinji asked as they were heading out the door to go skating for Renji's birthday Renji left hours ago with his mother, the twins, and Byakuya.

"I wanna drive." Toshiro said raising his hand.

Shinji looked at him for a while before saying. "No."

"Why not?"

"Because we're taking the trucks and in order to drive you need to see over the steering wheel and reach the pedals not one or the other."

Tosh rolled his eyes. "Ulqui lets me drive." he muttered.

"I'm sure he does I'm also sure he lets you do whatever you want."

Nnoitra laughed at Shinji. "I'll drive."

"I guess I'll drive." Ichigo said.

"Good." Shinji said. "Alright let's go." everyone made their way to the door but Shinji grabbed Starrk and Grimmjow. "Keep Ichigo and Shiro away from each other they might have been civil this morning but if they get in the same car they are going to kill each other. Grimm you keep your eye on Ichi and Starrk... just stay with me."

"You ain't gotta ask me twice." Starrk said grinning.

Shinji rolled his eyes. "If they fight I fight you, got it?"

"Yes, sir." they saluted him with a laughed going out the door.


(Uptown Funk- Bruno Mars)

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down

At the skating rink everyone was having a great time Toshiro and Ulquiorra danced with one another skating around in circles, Shiro sang every song that came on pretending he was performing them on a stage, Nnoitra skated in between everyone trying to trip them succeeding in getting punched several times. Renji mother and the twins were there briefly but the twins had homework so they had to go home a bit early, Renji danced with Byakuya all night making both of them laugh and smile, Grimmjow and Ichigo, who seemed to make everything a competition, were racing around the rink with no finish line, it looked like everyone was having a great time except Shinji who was having a terrible time because he was the only one who couldn't skate but it wasn't all bad Starrk tried to help.

"I quit. Fuck it." Shinji yelled bracing the wall Grimmjow and Ichigo raced past him making him fall again, Starrk chuckled. "Race past here again and I swear." he yelled at them.

Starrk skated over to him. "Come on, Blondie, its not that bad."

"Its not that bad for you because you get to rub all up on me." he struggled to stand. "Don't think I didn't feel you rubbing all up on my ass all those times I fell you even squeezed it too."

"How else was I supposed to catch you?" Starrk shrugged with fake innocence.

Shinji rolled his eyes. "I have arms perv." he leaned on the wall forgetting he had skates falling again. "Fuck it I'm crawling out."

Starrk skated over to him to help him up. "One more chance let me help you."

"Fine." Shinji huffed, he wouldn't say this out loud but he liked having Starrk touch him his boyfriend hadn't been around in two weeks and he missed having a man's touch he would scold himself later for wanting another man around and letting Starrk touch him but for now he is just going with the flow. "but watch your hands I felt you touch my dick too."

"Sorry not sorry." he laughed pulling him up.


Starrk drove one of the cars home Shinji was sitting next to him while they were driving home Shinji noticed there was something happening in the car in front of them, the one Renji was driving. Shinji turned around counting the people in the car he was in and also notice neither twin was in the car. "Why are there six people in here?" he looked at Grimmjow. "You're supposed to keep an eye on Ichigo, what the fuck."

"He told me he was going in this car and I should meet him here and then everyone else get in and I was confused." Grimmjow said.

Shinji stared at him for a minute and then said. "Oh fuck." he pulled his phone out and called Byakuya he answered but there was yelling.

"Stop fighting in the car." Byakuya yelled to Ichigo and Shiro trying the separate them. "Cut it out."

"Bya, tell Renji to pull over." Shinji yelled into the phone.

"Renji pull over. Cut it out." Byakuya yelled again.

Shinji watched as Renji pulled over he ordered Starrk to do the same when they stopped he quickly ran over to the other car. He snatched the door open and grabbed the first twin he could reach he couldn't tell which was which they weighed about the same and they were wearing the same color. Shinji finally pulled one of them out the car but they were tangled in each other and one pulled the other out making Shinji drop them and now they were rolling around on the ground.

"Fuck it, I'm calling they mom." Shinji took his phone out again finding Mrs. Kurosaki's number she answered with a groggily. "I'm sorry to call so late but Ichigo and Shiro are fighting in the street and have been fight and not talking for three weeks now and Ichigo has been living in a hotel because he doesn't want to be around Shiro." he heard her sitting up.

"What are they doing right now?"

"Choking each other."

"Is there water near by?"

"I think there's some water bottles in the car."

"Pour it on em."

Shinji shrugged and did as he was told he ran over to the nearest car grabbed two water bottles and poured it all over both boys making them stop fighting briefly, they looked at Shinji looking like they were going to make amends just to kick Shinji's ass. "Your mom wanna talk to you." Shinji said holding the phone out to them.

"You called my fucking mom, you fucking snitch." Ichigo snapped standing up.

"First of all watch who the fuck you talking to cause we can fight when we get back to the house I'm not Shiro I ain't got no momma so can't nobody tell me to stop; and second of all I call yo mom cause y'all acting like animals." Shinji snapped.

Ichigo snatched the phone from Shinji to talk to his mom Shiro came up so he could hear what she would say. "Yes, mother." Ichigo glaring at Shinji who put his arms out and cocked a hip.

"We'll have lunch tomorrow to talk about all this at 2, am I clear." she said leaving no room for discussion.

"Yes, ma'am." Both boys said defeatedly.

"Goodnight." she said hanging up.

Ichigo handed Shinji back his phone. "Traitor." he muttered on his way to one of the cars.

"I'll fight him right now if he keep up this name calling shit." Shinji said going to the opposite car.


Shiro was sitting in the kitchen holding a bag of frozen peas to his eye brooding he rolled his eye when he saw Nnoi leaning on the door frame. Nnoitra walked over to the refrigerator grabbed a bottle of water and then sat next across from Shiro at the table.

"Let me see." Nnoitra said, Shiro moved the peas revealing his swollen purple eye. "Got damn he got you good y'all was going for blood wasn't you."

Shiro gave Nnoi an annoyed glare. "He snuck me."

"Didn't you do the same like a week ago?"

"Who's side are you on?"

"I don't pick sides."

"Well leave me alone then I don't like neutral people."

"Why cause you don't like hearing the truth."

"Exactly."

"Do you miss your brother?" Shiro looked away but nodded slightly. "I know apologizing is hard but its the right thing to do."

"When was the last time you apologized?"

"When I got Big Nel pregnant." Shiro laughed, Nnoitra smiled. "Speaking of babies in November my baby going to be living here so can we keep the fighting, sex, and drinking at night."

"Does she have legos?" Shiro grinned with childlike glee.

Nnoitra shrugged "I think I bought her some but I'm not sure, why?"

"Can I play with her?"

"You can play with her as long as you want."

"Yay. Can we play in the pool?"

"No, she can't swim yet."

"I can teach her."

"Ok, I guess you can play in the pool then. What is up with you, why are you so happy all of a sudden."

"I love kids. I didn't have much of a childhood due to the fact that I was really sick and couldn't leave my home til I was 10 I'm probably to most childlike person you'll ever meet. Maybe not now but later on the child comes out."

"Well how about this you can be Nel's permanent playdate and you can have legos and whatever else you guys want."

Shiro clapped his hands together. "Yay."


Ichigo stood up when he heard a knock on his hotel room door he answered it already knowing who was there. "Hey, Grimm." he stepped to the side to let him in.

Grimmjow looked at Ichigo's face he noticed his fat lip. "Got damn he got you good." he chuckled

Ichigo rolled his eyes. "Shut up." he went to sit back down on the bed holding the ice to his face. Grimmjow sat down on the other side of the bed and they both laid back so they could see each other in the corner of their eye. Ichigo put his ice down."Okay, so its your turn to ask a question first." Ever since that first night Grimmjow came to the hotel and they talked for the first time Grimmjow came over every other night and all night they talked and asked each other questions. Grimmjow now knows why Ichigo was a cheerleader -which was something he really wanted to know- he know's Ichigo's favorite food, color, city, and anything else. Ichigo now knows Grimmjow graduated high school early and he plays the sax and he was a fat kid. They hadn't had a chance to get into anything deep but they had run out of trivial topics.

"Why did you start drinking?" Grimmjow asked.

Ichigo breathed out heavily. "Going straight for it are we?" He sighed. "When you're a dancer and a cheerleader everything has to be done a certain way and you find yourself using the word perfect a lot my dance teacher and cheerleading coach always strived for perfection we practiced til we were perfect -and I'm sure this isn't the outcome they wanted because they weren't always hard to please just when it was a really big competition or something- somehow perfection in dance and cheer lead to me thinking I needed to be perfect in every way, which is impossible. The first time I ever felt a strong need to be perfect I was 16 I had just come from dance practice I had mastered this move I had been practicing for days my dance teacher thought it was perfect, me?..not so much. That night I walked to my floor length mirror after I got out the shower took a dry erase marker and marked all the imperfect things about my body then I cried and fell asleep on the floor. The next morning I stole tons of my mom's makeup and put it wherever I could just so I could perfect my skin, that afternoon I bought tons of makeup and I got a pair of hair scissors -at that time my hair was down my back like Renji's- and I got hair dye -my hair is really orange I just thought it wasn't the perfect orange. One night I chopped all my hair off because I had split ends and they were ugly and they made me imperfect I cried myself to sleep that night too my mom freaked the fuck out the next morning -she always liked my hair long- she knew something was up but she didn't say anything because she knew I'd just freak out and run away so she just asked if I was okay all the time or how was I feeling. My dad knew something was up too but he was rarely home and neither was I so we barely talked.

"I know I haven't answered the question yet but I'm getting there. My boyfriend at the time tried to help but nothing worked he'd tell me I was perfect and everything he ever wanted -then why'd he leave me with no explanation? but that's another story for another time- nothing worked so long after we broke up I go to a party with Shinji and get drunk and I fuck this guy who I could of sworn was a 10 but I wake up the next morning and he his a solid 2 maybe a 1.5 and after I go home and super wash my ass I realize alcohol made me believe this guy was perfect so maybe it could work on my reflection, it didn't but it did the mind is a powerful magician. I made sure I was always at least tipsy just a little buzz to keep me going because as time went on I got uglier and uglier. I performed on stage drunk, one show I was singing Swagger Jagger and someone had champagne and I took and drank the whole bottle then people kept bringing me champagne which only made me more drunk. There were plenty of nights I would lay in bed drunk, staring in a mirror wondering who this monster was looking back at me and then I'd cry and wipe the makeup off I always made sure I took it off cause keeping it on overnight made you ugly. This drinking went on until about three months ago when we had a concert in Miami and we had a party for Shinji's birthday and I was so drunk I don't even remember what happen apparently I did something crazy because my dad came to see me the next morning. That morning I locked myself in the bathroom and I didn't come out because I forgot to take my makeup off and I was still drunk I had looked in the mirror and saw me at my lowest state. I saw myself without any makeup on I hadn't seen myself without makeup in years -after a year of wearing it I could do it without looking- I saw dark circles and I saw my scars from childhood and my freckles that I couldn't stand at the time and the damage from the constant drinking I just broke down and screamed and cried. My dad heard me losing my mind and kicked the door in screaming at me telling me to stop acting like a lunatic -because I only understand things if you scream them to me at my lowest point - I cried again he told me to get my stupid ass in the shower and then go into the living room, I did as told.

"In the living room my dad sat me down and told me all the things he loved about me and so did everyone else, even Tosh, and they made me promise them that I'd stop drinking and acting like a crazy bitch and I did and I also have to look in the mirror everyday and tell myself that I am perfect even if that day I don't feel like I am. The end."

Grimmjow turned to look at Ichigo and then kissed his temple. "You're perfect."

Ichigo laughed. "I'm still not having sex with you."

Grimmjow barked a laugh. "You ruined the moment." he wiped a tear from his eye. "I'm glad you're not perfect."

Ichigo made a face. "And why is that?"

"Because then you'd actually beat me at basketball."

"Oh please I have beat you before and don't sit here like you let me win because you were sitting there like ice in hell sweating so damn bad I beat you so bad you was crying from yo skin." Ichigo sat up and turned to Grimmjow. "We can go get a toy hoop from the store and I'll dunk on you again."

Grimmjow sat up turning to Ichigo. "I let you dunk on me."

"So you like my balls in your face."

Grimmjow grinned. "I like any part of you in my face."

Ichigo rolled his eyes, he hated it when Grimmjow grinned like he did because it was so damn intoxicating -he is so damn intoxicating. "WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX" he yelled.

Grimmjow leaned in close to Ichigo. "Why not?"

Ichigo tried not to lean into the temptation like he did everytime Grimmjow got too close. "Because I will not have meaningless sex anymore."

Grimmjow got closer. "It won't be meaningless it'll be the best you've ever had."

That sounded better and better everytime Grimmjow said it, it had been three and a half months since Ichigo had had sex and with Grimmjow around it was getting harder and harder to say no. "I think its time for you to go."

"Are you going to walk me out?" he chuckled Ichigo always said this but Grimmjow always got what he wanted.

"No. Bye." Ichigo said pointing to the door.

"Fine." Grimmjow said getting off the bed walking towards to the door. "No goodbye kiss?"

"Get out." he said turning his head so Grimmjow couldn't sneak a kiss in.

"Fine but I forgot something."

Ichigo looked at him. "What." and then Grimmjow leaned in to kiss him like he did everytime time tried Ichigo to kick him out without a kiss. Ichigo knew Grimmjow didn't forget anything he didn't bring anything. 'sneaky bastard' he thought as he deepened the kiss pulling Grimmjow down on the bed. Grimmjow pulled Ichigo into his lap groaning when he rolled his hips on him. When they pulled away for air Ichigo rolled his eyes and moved away from him.

"How can you say you don't want to have sex, everytime I kiss you you initiate more touching."

"Shut up."

"You always pull me in."

"Get out."

Grimmjow chuckled again. "Fine, I already got my goodnight kiss anyway." he said leaving.

"I fucking hate him." Ichigo huffed slamming the door.


"Oh fuck yes, Renji." Byakuya moaned riding Renji for the second time that night. "I'm getting close."

"Cum for me baby." Renji said ramming Byakuya's prostate for the thousandth time.

"Oh fuck." Byakuya screamed cumming on Renji's stomach falling on him, Renji came right after yelling Byakuya's name.

Renji kissed Byakuya's sweaty forehead. "I love you."

Byakuya tilted his head up and kissed Renji's lips. "I love you, too." he rolled off Renji's stomach groaning when Renji's penis slipped out of him. He laid there for a moment before sitting up and getting out of bed. "I'm getting cleaned up." he said going to the bathroom.

Renji rolled on his side. "I'm going to sleep, goodnight babe."

"Goodnight." Byakuya said wiping his body with a wet towel, he slipped his robe on and grabbed his computer and a notebook he sat on the bed turning on his bedside lamp. He quickly began working on the work he had started the day before.

"What are you doing?" Renji asked without turning around, he knew Byakuya had went right back to work which is something he hated.

"Working." Byakuya answered continuing to type.

Renji rolled to his other side and propped his head up on his hand. "You can't work tomorrow?"

"No, but from the sound of your voice it sounds like you'd want me to but you'd be upset about that too so.."

"I just don't get why you have to work so much. And I could of swore you said you wouldn't be working."

"I'm writing a song." he lied. "And honestly you should have known I was lying when have I ever just not worked your birthday was the first whole entire day I did not work in years and that's what you asked for. You asked me not to work on your birthday and I didn't its not your birthday anymore. And another thing you wanna know why I work so much.." he reached to his lamp turning the light on and off. "you see that? That's called my light bill and if I don't pay it we'll be sitting here in the dark and I don't wanna sit in the dark so I work. This is a 6 million dollar house it takes a lot of money to run it and if don't work no more house, yeah I own the house but if I don't pay the bills things still get cut off."

Renji sat up quickly. "Don't fucking talk to me like I don't know you have to do all this shit I am simply fucking asking you to take a break." he tried not to yell but he and Byakuya had had this argument many times before.

"I did take a break." Byakuya yelled finally looking away from his computer. "Hello! I haven't been working since 8 pm last night when we fucked til 2 and now its 3 am so I've been not working for over 24 hours."

"What am I? A fucking time slot? All I ever hear is 'I've spent this amount of time with you' or 'we've been together for eleventy-seven hours and I gotta get back to work'."

"You know me working 20 hours a day wasn't a problem when we were just fucking." he said coldly looking back at his computer.

"If we go back to just fucking I'm fucking other people and you don't want that."

"You have your own room." Renji stared at the side of Byakuya's head and got out of bed, he put on a pair of shorts making his way out the room but not before pissing Byakuya off more by closing his computer. "Fucking asshole." Byakuya screamed "I fucking hate you."


Toshiro sat up in bed he could hear Byakuya and Renji fighting, again. "They're fighting again." he groaned sadly when Ulquiorra sat up next to him. "That's all they've been doing lately. That's all everyone has been doing lately and its annoying." he sighed. "Come to the music room with me."

"That's on the other side of the house." Ulquiorra whined but Toshiro used his puppy dog eyes. "Fine." he stood up threw on some shorts and followed Tosh to the music room on the south side of the house.

As soon as they got there Tosh grabbed a guitar and began playing a song he heard long ago that made him feel calm he never understood why because nothing about the words meant anything calming.

(Wicked Games- the Weeknd {acoustic})

I left my girl back home
I don't love her no more
And she'll never fucking know that
These fucking eyes that I'm staring at
Let me see that ass
Look at all this cash
And I emptied out my cards to
Now I'm fucking leaning on that

"Whoa where did you hear that?" Ulquiorra said putting a hand on the guitar there was no way Toshiro should be singing his song, it was never recorded.

"On the street, I heard someone singing it one night in a park and I committed it to memory." Toshiro shrugged he didn't understand what the problem was he went to play again.

"No."

"What?!"

"That's my song."

"What? No, that's not true." he thought for a moment he had never seen the person's face so it could quite possibly be him and they did live a few towns away from each other growing up so this is all possible. "If this is your song why'd you write it."

"Its just a dark turn on unrequited love." he shrugged "I had fallen in love with the girl across the street and she didn't love me back so I imagined what I'd do if I met a prostitute or a stripper because there's obviously something wrong with me."

Toshiro giggled. "There's nothing wrong with you. Actually I put drums to it. Wanna hear it?"

"Of course." Ulquiorra grabbed the guitar while Toshiro sat at the drums Ulquiorra started singing the song again. Toshiro started adding a light cymbal to compliment Ulquiorra's guitar playing and voice, during the second hook Tosh brought in the drums also singing back up. Ulquiorra grinned when they finished that actually sounded good. "That was really good."

Toshiro smiled brightly. "You liked it?" he walked over to him to kiss him. "I also think we could put a bass in there."

"Quite the composer aren't we?" Ulquiorra smiled picking up Tosh putting him up on the piano Toshiro giggled again and wrapped his arms around Ulquiorra shoulders laying his chin on his head. "I like this position I can hear your heart beat." Toshiro hummed. "Tell me how you met Momo."

Toshiro sighed. "I guess its my turn to share." he looked around in thought. "Well as you know I'm a foster kid and my parents died when I was 7, I didn't like my foster family the mom was really nice but the dad was horrible and the kids picked on me a lot so when I was around 10 I ran away -at this point I lived in Nevada I ran away to vegas I don't know why -Aizen and Momo visited a lot and Momo always got me to play with her after a while she wanted me as a brother and I agreed. Aizen somehow got my papers and they adopted me. Momo began teaching me how to play every instrument in their house and they had every instrument so I learned everything. Surprisingly, the drums were the hardest to learn I couldn't get the rhythm right."

"It seemed you've lived a very adventurous life."

Tosh laughed "I guess you could say that."

Ulquiorra yawned. "Can we sleep now?"

Toshiro kissed the top of his head. "Yes, sweety."

"Hmm pet names, how similar to all the other people in the world." he said indifferently taking Tosh off the piano.

Toshiro rolled his eyes. "Whatever."


Starrk stood in the kitchen eating a plate of nachos but he was only half way through when he realized he wouldn't finish them, he figured Shinji would probably want them so he made his way to the man's room. When he got to the door he knocked once before opening the door but when he walked in the room he didn't know if he was dreaming or not. "Blondie, you wan..." Shinji was standing in his room stark naked and dripping wet and his back was turned so Starrk could see his whole ass. Starrk stood there staring, speechless.

"Yes?" Shinji said turning around not bothering to cover up, whenever he got out of the shower he air dried he didn't mind being naked in front of Starrk he just didn't think the man would be this stunned. "Hello?" he said when Starrk didn't move but stared directly at where his ass used to be before he turned around.

"Um..." Starrk finally looked up to Shinji's face but he was still speechless. "Um..." he scratched his head. "Um..Night good you see tomorrow." he turned around to walk out of the room but ran into the wall he turned to look at Shinji in embarrassment. "Bye." he said running out the door and then Shinji heard him yell nachos and he walked back in. "Nachos. I made nachos but I didn't eat them all they're in the kitchen. Bye." he said walking out of the room awkwardly.

"Thanks?" Shinji said shaking his head laughing to himself.

Starrk went straight to Grimmjow's room he knocked on the door frantically.

"Why are you at my door?" Grimmjow said walking up next to Starrk.

"Where the hell were you at?" he said briefly forgetting about his dream come true turning into a nightmare.

"I was out minding my business."

"Obviously you weren't having sex your hair's still intact."

"What do you want?"

"I gotta talk to you, get in there." he said frantically going back to his original but uncharacteristic state of panic. Grimmjow rolled his eyes and opened his bedroom door stepping aside so Starrk can walk in. Grimmjow sat down on the bed while Starrk paced he made a hand gesture telling Starrk to start talking. "Okay, so I walked into Shinji's room and I saw him naked, more importantly I saw his bare ass and it is huge just like I like it. Its perfect and its even bigger outside of his jeans which is obvious but got damn. And you know how much I like booty, I love booty. His is high up he has a perky booty and more importantly he has a shelf I think I can put a cup on it. And it feels fantastic."

"And how would you know that?"

"Cause while I was teaching him to skate I felt him up a little." he shrugged "I ain't ashamed."

"Whatever, go on with your rant." Grimmjow chuckled.

"Seeing him naked isn't the problem the problem is what happen right after."

"What is the problem?"

"I stuttered like a fucking nerd. I stuttered like I never seen a naked body before I was like 'you see tomorrow' and I ran into the wall like a dipshit. Its not funny." he said when Grimmjow barked in laughter until tears came out of his eyes. "There is something wrong with him he must be like a witch or something.."

"Warlock."

"What?"

"A boy witch is a warlock."

"I will punch you. Like I was saying there is something wrong with him there is no way I should be this intoxicated by someone. I have never wanted someone this bad. Everytime I hear a sex song I don't imagine some random chick or when I'm feeling men some random dude, its always him. Always. I was in the shower earlier and the music was playing and 'Songs On 12 Play' came on -you know that's my jam- and the first person that came up was the blonde and only the blonde. Its gotten to the point where I don't even fantasize him in a three some cause I want him to myself. Since when. Since when, Grimm, have I ever wanted to not have a three some. And you know I've wanted to fuck someone bad but not like this. Usually it takes one fuck and I'm done but I have a feeling that one fuck won't be enough. I have a feeling that one time won't be enough like I wanna fuck him a lot and not just all night. I wanna fuck him day after day week after week month after month." Starrk ran his hands through his hair and sat down.

"Starrk.." Grimmjow said in a concerned tone, he'd never seen his friend like this.

"No I don't want to hear you say it and I only wanted to talk you because you and Ulqui are the only ones who have ever..."

"Liked someone."

"Yeah, that and Ulqui is up Tosh's ass right now and I can't talk to Nnoi cause he'll just give the typical best friend response which is 'suck his dick' and that is not enough."

"Wait a minute you're willing to put your mouth on him." he said surprised, Starrk is known for not kissing or giving anyone oral sex he's only done it for a few people.

"I know right." he sighed plopping down on Grimmjow's bed "I don't know what to do. I'm starting to like more things about him like..his smile. Who the fuck likes a smile? You wanna hear something really weird?"

"Its gets worse?"

"Sometimes I find myself wanting to smell his hair I even wanna run my fingers through it." he shivered grabbing a pillow putting it over his face.

"Starrk, my friend,"

"Don't you dare."

"You're in like."

"Noooooooooooo." he screamed while Grimmjow laughed.


Shinji knocked on Ichigo's hotel room door knowing he was probably sleeping but didn't really care he grinned when Ichigo snatched the door open rubbing his eye. "I'm still mad at you for snitching." he grumbled.

"Whatever." Shinji said pushing Ichigo into the room and onto the bed."There's been a man in here." he said sniffing around. "There was no sex but you really wanna fuck each other. I think you should forget all about this stupid no sex without relationship rule and fuck Grimm, he's hot." he waited for Ichigo to say something. He didn't. "Anyway, I have something to tell you." he straddled Ichigo when he adjusted himself on the bed. "Starrk saw me naked." that woke Ichigo right up. "And my back was turned so he saw my bare ass."

"Did he see the surgery scars?" Ichigo joked.

Shinji punched him in the chest. "My ass is not fake."

"I have to ask cause it came outta nowhere like one day you just had a fat ass."

Shinji rolled his eyes. "We're getting off the topic. Starrk saw me naked and then he stuttered he was so flustered, it was the cutest thing ever. He even jumbled up a sentence and then he ran into a wall I've never done that to anyone before and turns out he made nachos and wanted me to have to rest that was so sweet. Now I know that shouldn't be something that makes me happy but it is okay, I don't have the best taste in men."

"So I know you ate the nachos." Shinji nodded. "You wanna fuck him?"

"That's a stupid question. You've seen Starrk he's hot as fuck so hell yeah I wanna fuck him."

"So why don't you?"

"You know why. I am not a cheater."

"So break up with fuck-ass Roger."

"For what just to have casual sex with Starrk."

"To not get treated like shit would be one reason."

Shinji rolled his eyes lying down next to Ichigo. "I'm sleeping over."

"You know when you spend the night over someone's place you're supposed to ask in advance."

"Goodnight."

Ichigo rolled his eyes. "Goodnight."


Byakuya walked into the kitchen rubbing his eyes and yawning. "Good morning everyone." he said not noticing only Toshiro was at the table.

"Its 1:45" Toshiro said looking at his watch "in the afternoon. Were you working last night?"

Byakuya yawned grabbing the apple juice out of the refrigerator drinking from it. "Yeah, I was only going to work 5 minutes but Renji pissed me off so I worked the rest of the night."

"Oh you're awake." Renji said walking into the kitchen as if nothing was wrong, he leaned in for a kiss Byakuya moved.

"What the fuck are you doing? I'm still mad."

"Why? I'm over it."

"Well I'm not." Byakuya sat down on the table. "Where's Shiro."

"He went to lunch with his mom and Ichi." Toshiro answered.

"Oh yeah."


Ichigo and Masaki checked their watches they knew Shiro would be late so they weren't really worried they ordered for him and themselves while waiting for him to arrive. Fifteen minutes went by Ichigo checked his watched, since he left at 1:45 he had been feeling a headache and nausea wash over him, it was 2:05 now he knew Shiro should be there soon but Ichigo didn't know if he'd make it.

"Mom." he groaned. "I don't feel good."

She reached over the table to feel his forehead. "You do feel a little sweaty."

"I've been feeling funny for a while now. I think I should go home like I feel like crap." he groaned holding his stomach.

"You do look like shit." she said looking at her sickly son. "Alright I'll stay a little longer and when Shiro comes I'll call you we'll talk about it over the phone."

"Okay, mom, sorry." he kissed her cheek "Love you."

"Love you, too."


Shiro was lost he knew he was going to get lost he always got lost he has the worse sense of direction, he decided to leave early, around 1:30, so even though he'd get lost he'd still be on time. He knew he wouldn't figure out how to get to the tea shop on his own so he pulled into a gas station the first thing that caught his eye was the slushi machine she he quickly walked over to it after making his slushi his phone rang he set it down to answer it. "Hey mom...I'm on my way...yes, I got lost but I'm getting directions...okay, love you, bye." he hung up and picked up his shushi taking a sip he checked the time 1:45. He walked over to the cashier to p11ay for his slush and ask for directions but suddenly felt a wave of drowsiness. "Um do you know how...to um.." he was getting dizzy "I need directions for umm..." he leaned on the counter. "Tea. The tea shop its not for from here I don't think." he drank the slushi again. "Oh yeah, ring..ring this up. God I'm tired." he felt his pockets his wallet was in the car. "Um wallet...in the car...I'll be back" he left his slush on the counter. "Hold that." he walked out to his car but he didn't make it.

Shiro could feel himself falling but he didn't hit the ground he looked up slowly he instantly realized who it was but was too weak to scream for help. "Look, babe, I found you."

"No." Shiro groaned quietly. "No, stop." he tried pushing him away but it wasn't working he was too weak.

"Come on, home, baby." the man said carrying Shiro to his car.


Ichigo ran into his hotel room and straight to the bathroom Shinji walked into the bathroom when he heard Ichigo throwing up.

"Was the food that bad?" he asked leaning on the wall.

"I didn't have anything I didn't feel good so I left before Shiro got there."

"I'll get you some water." Shinji said going into the kitchen on his way back to the bathroom he looked at the time on the microwave. 2:15.


Shiro wake up feeling really heavy. He was on a bed he realized he had no idea where he was as he looked around the room then he briefly remembered seeing the last person he ever wanted to see. His abusive ex boyfriend Greg. Shiro saw his phone on the nightstand and reached for it it was hard but he got it. He quickly unlocked the phone and called 911.

"911 what is your emergency." the operator said.

"My name is Shiro Kurosaki." he said slowly "And I've been kidnapped." he slowly sat up.

"Can you tell me where you are?"

"No, I've been kidnapped."

"Do you know who kidnapped you?"

"My ex Greg Setter, I don't know where he is." he tried to stand but he fell to the ground.

"Okay, we're going to try to track you keep your phone on."

"Okay." Shiro said softly lying on the ground.

"What the Hell are you doing?" he heard Greg yell marching into the room. Shiro slid his phone under the nightstand so Greg wouldn't take it from him. "Who are you talking to." he grabbed Shiro by his hair.

"Nobody." Shiro groaned

"You lying to me?" he growled darkly.

"No."

He threw Shiro to the ground. "You lying to me, you always lying to me." he straddled Shiro. "Well I have a way to keep you from lying and to make sure you never leave my side again." he put his hands around Shiro's throat and squeezed. Shiro struggled the best he could but with Greg's heavy weight and the state he was in there was no way he could fight his way out he could feel his breathing stop and so did he movements. "Good boy." Greg said darkly when Shiro stopped moving he check his pulse it wasn't moving. "You know the rules when I call 911 you can't tell them anything." he said caressing his face. Greg pulled out his phone and called 911 the time 2:15.


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