Father?
The boys sat around the breakfast table in the kitchen bored. None of them felt like doing any music or leaving the house but they also didn't want to do nothing all day.
"Oh I know." Shiro said. "Lets play theories."
"What the hell is that?" Nnoitra asked.
"I'll get the dry erase board and everyone else go to the kitchen." Shiro said getting up. Ten minutes later Shiro wheeled a dry erase board into the living room in front of everyone who was sitting on the couch and floor in front of the couch. "Okay, new bees, this is how theories works." He uncapped a dry erase marker and wrote 'Shinji's Ass' on the dry erase board. "So I've been wondering for a long time 'how did Shinji's ass get so big?' and here are my theories; Number one: That summer he went down south he went to the black market and got ass implants and luckily for him the person was a real doctor so Shinji didn't die. Number two: Since we've never seen Shinji's dad, Shinji might be black, bullet point: Shinji doesn't like getting his hair wet, he likes fried chicken, and watermelon. And number three: when Shinji went down south that summer he ate a bunch of southern food and got a fat ass.." Shiro looked back at everyone on the couch. "This is where we vote on which theory is right. How many votes for Shinji and the black market." Everyone raised their hand except Nnoitra and a highly annoyed Shinji. "Eight, its clear what the right answer is but lets go on. How many votes for Shinji is black." Nnoi raised his hand. "I figured you'd pick that. Votes for the last one." Shinji raised his hand. "Clearly, Shinji's ass is fake we voted."
"Fuck you guys." Shinji hissed. "I do not have implants."
"Then explain how in tenth grade you ended with a flat ass and in eleventh grade you started with a fat one." Toshiro said.
"I went down south that summer." Shinji whined.
"We don't believe you." Shiro said. "Who wants to go next?"
"I'll go." Starrk said taking the marker from Shiro and erasing the board. "I would like to know 'What is Byakuya Kuchiki? What can't he do?'" he wrote 'Byakuya Kuchiki' on the board.
"I know right." Ichigo said.
"He can play all the instruments, he sings, he models, he writes music, he produces, he's your manager, your publicist, your stylist, your booking agent he is everything." Starrk said. "Theory one: he's a robot gone rogue like in iRobot and now he has a mind of his own and one day he's going to take over the world. Theory two: he's an alien sent here to master everything we love and then go back and teach his people how to do music and such. And Theory three: he's just really good at stuff. Who votes for him being a robot.? Five of them raised their hand. "Who votes for him being an alien?" everyone else except Byakuya raised their hand. "Red, why did you pick being an alien?"
"I think its safer to fuck an alien than it is to fuck a robot." Renji answered
"But what about alien AIDs." Shinji asked.
"I would rather have alien AIDs than get my dick electrocuted."
Byakuya rolled his eyes. "Everyone in here can suck a dick."
"Sometimes I wish I had a dick to suck." Shiro and Shinji said.
"I'm next." Tosh said standing up and switch places with Starrk. He erased the board. "Why does Nnoitra wear a bandana over his eye? Reason one: There isn't an eye there like if you move his hair around you can see right through his head. Reason two: It fell out. Bullet point: it just fell out like he sneezed and it rolled out. Reason three: Some medical reason. Time to vote. Who thinks there's no eye there?" All of Xcution raised their hand. "Okay, who thinks it fell out?" everyone else except Nnoitra raised their hand."
"You know the truth." Nnoitra said to them.
"Yeah," Grimmjow said. "it fell out."
"Who thinks its a medical reason?" Tosh asked. "Nobody, of course."
"Me." Nnoitra said he took his bandana off. "I am blind in my left eye why do you think I don't drive."
"You don't drive?" Toshiro asked. "I mean I guess I've never seen you in front of the wheel."
"Wait he drove that one time when we went to the skate rink." Shinji said.
"Okay, so I'm not supposed to drive I don't have a license."
Shinji laughed a little. "Neither do I."
Starrk looked at Shinji with his mouth open."You let me ride in the car with you all the time."
Shinji shrugged his shoulders. "I never got my license, Renji taught me how to drive."
"In the south you drive at like 12."
"Yeah, you kiss your cousin too." Shiro said laughing with Ichigo and Shinji.
"You from the south?" Grimmjow asked.
"Atlanta, Georgia, more specifically Bankhead." Renji said proud of his home town.
"When you get him really mad he sounds like T.I." Byakuya said with a chuckle.
The boys were bored in the kitchen again but then Ichigo had an idea he walked over to Grimmjow, put his hands on his shoulders and said. "Effie, Deena's gonna sing lead."
Shiro sarcastically chuckled. "Deena's gone what?"
Ichigo nodded. "Lead."
"What do you mean? I always sing lead." Shiro turned to Renji. "Tell him, CeCe."
Renji said. "We're trying something new, Effie."
Shiro looked at Renji confused. "You knew about this?"
"Curtis and I talked it over." Renji said. "He said it's only temporary."
"We finally get the chance to get our own act and Deena's gonna lead?" Shiro said. He pointed to Grimmjow. "He can't sing like I can."
Grimmjow looked at Ichigo. "He's right, Curtis, I can't. I don't want to."
"Y'all gone do what I tell you to do." Ichigo said trying not to laugh. "This is a new sound with a new look."
"New look? Nobody can see her on a record." Shiro snapped.
"The only way we'll be able to change things is by appealing to kids, and kids watch television."
Shiro put a hand on Ichigo's shoulder. "Deena's gonna sing lead because you like the way she looks." he looked around the kitchen. "Am I ugly to you Curtis?"
Ichigo walked over to Shiro. "You know how I feel about you. Don't make it personal."
"Well what am I supposed to do?." Shiro pushed Ichigo away. "Deena's beautiful and she's always been beautiful but I got the voice Curtis I got the voice. You can't put me in back Curtis you just can't."
Shinji smiled. "You'll be singing backup with me. What's so wrong with that? Let Deena do all the work for a change."
"Your voice is too special." Renij said looking at Shiro. "We need a lighter sound to cross over to the pop charts. It's what we need."
Shiro looked off into the distance. "We about what I need?" he sang.
Renji grabbed Shiro's hand and said. "Curtis says it's the best thing for the group."
"What about what's best for me?" Shiro sang.
"He feels the Dreams can cross over." Renji said.
"What about how I feel?" Shiro sang.
"But when we're famous, I'll write great things for ya. Effie, do it for me."
"What about me?" Shiro sang. "Whaaaat about me?"
"No." Nnoitra said walking in the kitchen. "I go to use the bathroom and charge my phone and a Broadway show breaks out. No."
Shiro chuckled. "But Dreamgirls is my favorite."
"It's Grimm's favorite too and I don't let him sing it."
"It's Nel's favorite."
"It's your favorite." Nnoitra said.
"It's a good movie." Grimmjow said defensively.
"Okay fine." Shiro said. "Can we at least act out 'And I am telling you'? You can be Curtis?"
"That's my part." Ichigo whined. "I'm sleeping with Deena I'm finally fully in character."
Shiro waved Ichigo off. "Okay how about I just sing 'And I am telling you'?"
"You just said that."
"No, when you act out 'And I am telling you' you sing 'Its all over' and then 'And I am telling you'. I am just going to sing 'And I am telling you. And you can be Curtis."
"I guess." Nnoitra said shrugging his shoulders.
"Yay, I was going to sing it anyway." Shiro cleared his throat. "And I... that didn't sound good that was flat." He reached up and laid a hand softly on Nnoitra's face so he could sing to him.
And I am telling you
I'm not going
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I can ever go
No, no, there's no way
No, no, no, no way I'm living without you
I'm not living without you
I don't wanna be free
I'm staying
I'm staying
And you, and you
You're gonna love me, oh ooh mm mm
You're gonna love me
Shiro reached down to grab Nnoitra's hand.
And I am telling you
I'm not going
Even though the rough times are showing
There's just no way, there's no way
We're part of the same place
We're part of the same time
We both share the same blood
We both have the same mind
Nnoitra snatched his hand away making Shiro chase him around the kitchen.
And time and time, we've had so much to see and
No, no, no, no, no, no way
I'm not waking up tomorrow morning and finding that there's nobody there
Shiro grabbed Nnoitra's hand again.
Darling there's no way
No, no, no, no way I'm living without you
I'm not living without you
You see there's just no way, there's no way
Nnoitra pushed Shiro away and Shiro chased him again but Nnoitra kept pushing him away.
Please don't go away from me
Stay with me stay with me
Stay, stay and hold me
Stay, stay and hold me
Please stay and hold me, Mr. Man,
Try it mister, try it mister
I know, I know, I know you can
Shiro got up on the table.
"Get down." Byakuya said but Shiro kept singing.
Tear down the mountains
Yell, scream and shout like you can say what you want
I'm not walking out
Stop all the rivers, push, strike and kill
I'm not gonna leave you
There's no way I will
Shiro jumped down off the table and sang in front of Nnoitra grabbing him.
And I am telling you
I'm not going
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I could ever, ever go
No, no, no, no way
No, no, no, no way I'm living without you
Oh, I'm not living without you,
Not living without you
I don't wanna be free
I'm staying, I'm staying
And you, and you, and you
You're gonna love me
You're gonna love me, yes you are
Ooh ooh love me, ooh ooh ooh love me
Love me, love me, love me, love me
Shiro dropped down to his knees as he sang his heart out.
You're gonna love me
"Put me on Broadway." Shiro said standing up.
"Every time you do that song its get more and more dramatic." Toshiro deadpanned.
"I can't sing it lifelessly." Shiro said. "Should get a Tony for that performance cause that was gold."
"You get up on my table again and I'm going to kick your ass." Byakuya threatened.
Just then one of the butlers came into the kitchen. "Shinji, you have a visitor." he said and then left the kitchen.
Shinji looked confused. "I didn't invite anyone over." he, and everyone else, stood up and walked into the living room Shinji froze when he saw who it was. "What do you want? I already paid your mortgage and your car note." Shinji said to his father. It was clear Shinji was a splitting image of his father, William Hirako, William had wavy brown hair and green eyes but other than that they looked exactly alike.
"I came to talk to you." William said calmly, he knew he was a shitty father which is why he was trying to fix things with his one and only son.
"Since when do you wanna talk to me?" Shinji was angry for years he wanted his father to love him and now every time he sees the man he feels that childhood pain.
William sighed. "Since...I almost died six months ago in a motorcycle accident and after a week of being in the hospital I fell into a coma for three months. After I woke up I realized there were things in my life I needed to fix and my relationship with you is first on the list."
Shinji was silent for a minute, he had to process things. "Why wasn't I told you were in the hospital? Like what the fuck. I do so much for you. I have been doing so much for you. For my whole life I've done everything for you. But thank you for letting me know you'd rather die than ever see me again." Shinji could barely hold back his tears so he left the living room and ran upstairs slamming his bedroom door behind him.
William huffed and sat down on the couch. "Well I'm not leaving til we talk."
"Stubborn." Ichigo said making his way upstairs to comfort Shinji. "That's one family trait."
Renji walked over to Shinji's estranged father. "Hello Mr...?"
"Hirako." William said.
"Wasn't sure if Shinji had his mother's last name." Renji said. "I'm Renji" he stuck his hand out to shake it. "Nice to meet you."
William took the offered hand. "I know who you are. I know who all of you are."
Shiro looked confused. "That's weird cause we've never seen you before."
Nnoitra leaned over to whisper to Shiro. "You mean you've never seen Shinji's dad?"
"No, I certainly didn't expect Shinji's dark haired twin either. I mean we all thought Shinji's dad was really old."
"I can hear you." William said. "And I'm 43."
"That means you were 19 when Shinji was born." Toshiro said. "That explains a lot but its not excuse."
"I've decided to speak to you." Shinji said coming back down the steps. "Could you guys go in the kitchen or something?" Shinji said to the boys.
"But I pay the bills here." Byakuya said while he got dragged away by Renji.
"We'll be in the kitchen." Renji said.
Shinji nodded to them and then went to sit down with his dad on the couch. "I'm not gonna talk I'm just gonna ask questions and I want your answer and I don't wanna hear any excuses." he laid back crossing his legs Indian style.
William gave Shinji a look but agreed anyway. "Alright. What do you want to ask?"
"I have tons of questions but lets start with the most important" Shinji thought for a moment. "How come you don't love me?"
"That's not true."
Shinji give his father a questionable look. "So telling your five year old son you don't love him is a form of affection?"
"No..I.." William sighed, this was going to be harder than he thought. "I was going through something."
"Honestly, I don't care there is nothing you can say that will make me forgive you because there is absolutely no reason for me to be treated the way I was treated. You abandoned me and neglected me."
"Now wait a damn minute, I took care of you." William snapped.
"When did you take care of me?" Shinji yelled sitting up straight.
"First of all, watch your fucking tone, don't think cause you famous you can talk to me any kind of way. Second of all, I put a roof over your head and I gave you bed to sleep in."
"Oh brav -fucking- o for doing half your parental job by putting a roof over my head and giving me a bed to sleep in. Maybe you are father of the fucking year."
William took a deep breath he was trying not to get angry with his son. "I did what I could."
"Ima be completely honest with you...whether or not you put a roof over my head or gave me a bed to sleep in or fed me or clothed me does not matter because I all ever wanted from you was love and affection that's it. I wanted more than anything for you to say 'Shinji I love you and I care about you and your well being is all that matters to me' that's it that's all I wanted but instead of that I got treated like shit in my own house." Shinji refused to cry he refused to let his father see tears run down his face. "You ignored me. You called me names. You left me in the house for days by my -fucking- self. I wasn't allowed to talk to you. I couldn't ask you questions. I couldn't do shit but watch you drink yourself to sleep."
"Shinji I'm sorry." William felt terrible for how he treated his son. His father treated him the same way and he never wanted his child to go through what he went through but it seems he couldn't stop the toxic cycle. "I didn't know how to be a father, okay, my father was terrible to me too.."
"Wouldn't that motivate you to be better?" Shinji interrupted
"Don't interrupt me." William said and then went back to what he was saying. "I was very young when you were born and I didn't know what to do with you. How I was to you was awful and I'm sorry."
"Being young is not an excuse for being a shitty parent."
"I know that but I'm just saying. I'm sorry I wasn't the loving and affectionate parent you wanted but I was.."
"There's nothing you can say to excuse that.."
"Don't interrupt me..."
"No because at this point I can't take it. I'm not going to sit here while you try to come up with some reason why you were emotionally neglectful to me. There are parents in jail who show their child more love and affection than you have ever shown me. I get letters from parents who are in jail asking me to just sign something so they can give it to their kid but cause they listen to their children. And they actually give a fuck about what they're talking about." Shinji couldn't help it and he started crying. He put his feet on the floor and stood up. "I travel the fucking world all the time and I watch my friends get souvenirs for the people who love them and I stand in the corner and get nothing because no one gives two fucks about where I've been or where I'm going." he sat back down and took a deep breath. "We win awards all the time and while everyone is happy I lock myself away and cry because I never get to hear someone say 'I am proud of you' or 'You deserve it'. "
William took in what his son said he expected tears, Shinji was always in touch with his emotions, but he didn't expect to be this impacted by his tears. "I'm proud of you." Shinji looked at his father truly surprised. "You didn't have the best childhood but unlike me you didn't let that stop you. I was a 19 year old high school drop out when you were born and I was only a high school drop out because my father told me I'd never amount to anything and I believed him so I didn't give a fuck about anything. Instead of following in my shitty footsteps you decided to be a better man than I could ever be and for that I am proud of you." Shinji put his hands to his face and cried harder confusing his father. "Why are you crying I said what you wanted me to?"
Shinji sniffled. "I know I just never thought you'd say it." he wiped his face.
"Look I'm sorry I know sorry doesn't mean anything to you but I am. To be honest I don't want to die without at least making things okay between us. I know that there is tons of shit I need to catch up on and I plan to but I just need you to give me a chance."
Shinji sniffled again. "Can I have time to think about it?"
"Of..."
"Shinji," the butler said. "you have another visitor."
"What the fuck, why am I so popular today." Shinji stood up and went to the door. "I'll be right back." he said to William. Shinji walked to the door and was instantly annoyed by the sight of his boyfriend. Over the past two weeks Roger and Shinji have not been on good terms and it has been grating on Shinji's last nerves. "What do you want Roger?"
"I want to talk to you." Roger said walking into the house headed straight for the living room.
"I'm not really in the mood to talk today." Shinji said following Roger into the living room.
"I don't care." Roger said sitting down where Shinji was just sitting. "Who's this?" he asked nodding to William.
"That's my father." Shinji said rubbing his face tiredly.
"I thought you didn't have a dad."
"Nope, I said my dad ain't shit."
"Okay, well can you go so I can talk to Shinji." Roger said sharply to William which offended both him and Shinji.
"Don't talk to my dad like that." Shinji said. "Watch your fucking tone when you speak to my father."
"You watch your tone when you talk to me." Roger said to Shinji standing up poking his chest out.
Shinji took that as a threat, he pulled the hair tie off his wrist and put his hair up. "Or what? I'm already at a fucking 10 Roger I'm not in the mood to deal with you and your broke ass issues." At this point Shinji was done with Roger. He didn't even notice Shinji had just been crying and didn't even care he wasn't in the mood to talk so now Shinji was going in for the kill.
"I'm broke now?"
"You always been broke. What yo dollar menu eatin ass got a problem with now?"
Roger looked offended. "Why every time you take a picture Starrk is in it?"
"Why my name in yo mouth?" Starrk said walking out of the kitchen.
"Naw, Coyote," Shinji said. "I got it. What you worried about him for." he said to Roger.
"He wants to fuck you."
"Everybody wants to fuck me. Look at me. Every time I open my Instagram somebody wanna eat my booty, so stop whining."
Roger huffed. "I'm tired of you putting me down all the time I don't need this."
Shinji laughed. "Bitch, yes you do. I'm everything you wanna be. You wanna be rich and famous for music and I'm already there."
"You'll need me before I need you."
"You sound really fucking stupid. What the fuck I need you for? Didn't nobody fuck with you until I started fucking you. And from this point on you will be known as the dude who used to eat my ass on Saturdays. Get the fuck outta here. You talking like you got a life without me. I'm your 15 minutes of fame. I'm your brand without me you are nothing."
"I'm tired of you treating me like shit.."
"How can I treat you like shit if you ain't shit."
"If I ain't shit why you keep fucking me?"
"Because your dick is ten inches but even then you don't know what to do with it."
"I'm better than this." Roger decided he was done with the conversation and tried to leave but didn't get far.
A thought occurred to Shinji, he's been in this predicament before nobody just thinks they're better than you outta nowhere. "Who you fuckin Roger?" Shinji yelled.
"What?"
"Who are you cheating on me with?" Normally Shinji would be livid but since he is strongly attracted to Starrk its not affecting him as much as it usually does. At this point everyone was in the doorway watching all the action, Tosh had a huge grin on his face.
"Someone who appreciates me."
"So they bought your plane ticket cause I know you didn't you can't afford it. Who's going to pay your bills?" now he was getting angry remembering all he did. "Like who's going to buy studio time that goes to waste cause you shitty? Who's going to get you a new car when I get the other one repo'd? Where you gone live when I take that apartment in Miami?"
"You know what, Shinji, fuck you."
"You never did that right."
"At least my father loves me."
That hurt. Shinji felt that in his heart and it did nothing but make him see red. "What did you say?" Shinji said taking his socks off and walking toward Roger who was behind William's chair. "Excuse me father." William moved to the other couch and Shinji stood up on the arm chair so he could be as close to Roger as possible. "What did you say?" He said to Roger.
"Get out of my face, Shinji." Roger growled.
"Starrk go over there." Ichigo said he knew it was about to get ugly this wasn't the first time someone told Shinji his father didn't love him the last kid who did that got put in the hospital. Ichigo knew he wasn't strong enough to pull Shinji from this mess.
"I'm asking you what you said."
"I said get out of my face." Roger said pushing Shinji.
Shinji fell off the chair onto his butt and looked up at Roger surprised. He only looked at his smug grinned for 5 seconds before he got up jumped over the chair and tackled Roger to the ground and started punching him. "You gone tell me my fucking dad don't fucking love me. Bitch, fuck you, where yo daddy at now."
"Blondie, stop." Starrk said grabbing Shinji's wrists and pulling him up off the ground, which was a lot harder than he thought.
Shinji tried to get Starrk off him by moving around a lot. "Get off me. You will not leave this house without the proper ass whoopin." he yelled at Roger.
"I'm going to sue you." Roger yelled getting up off the floor.
"You can't afford it, you broke bitch. Fuck you. The next time I see you you better call yo dad that love you so much cause Ima send you to the fucking hospital." Starrk dragged a kicking and screaming Shinji into the kitchen and then let him go. "Get outta my way." he growled at Starrk. "Move."
"No."
"Move. Get out of my way." he tried getting around Starrk but he just grabbed Shinji's wrists again and held him tight. "Get off me."
"Do you promise not to go fight?"
"Whatever."
Starrk let Shinji go and Shinji tried to go around him again so Starrk wrapped him up again. "I don't mind doing this Blondie I get to have you pushed up on me."
"He's gone now." Toshiro said sadly, he really wanted Roger to have his ass handed to him by Shinji.
Starrk let Shinji go. "How the fuck you tell somebody they dad don't love them? I can fucking say that you can't. That's not your place. Learn your fuckin place." Shinji walked around the kitchen trying to release some anger. He slapped a glass off the table and watching it smash into a billion pieces didn't help. He marched into the living room shaking, instead of the anger dying down it was getting worse. He saw his dad and just wanted to start yelling. "This is your fault." he snapped at him.
"You're right, I shouldn't of moved." William replied.
"That's not it, I woulda fucked his ass up weather you were sitting there or not. This is your fault because if you loved me nobody could tell me that you didn't and I wouldn't get worked up like this. I'm angry because of YOU." he screamed walking around the house, he walked back in the kitchen still screaming. "Its your job to teach me how to deal with my anger but you didn't so now I react to everything like this." he punched the glass door in the kitchen that lead to the pool. "And I hate acting like this." he screamed punching the glass with every word until he broke the not only the glass but his hand too.
"Shinji what the fuck." Ichigo yelled pulling him away from the broken glass and looking at his now bruised hand. "Look at what you're doing. Look at what you're doing to yourself." he pulled him into a hug the man struggled a little but took a few deep breaths. "Calm down."
Shinji started crying hard on Ichigo's shoulder. "It's just a really bad day. Why can't I be happy?" he cried harder.
"Its okay. Lets go get you patched up."
"I just don't understand." Shinji cried. "I try so hard to be happy but something or someone is always there to drag me back down."
"Come on." Ichigo grabbed Shinji's unbroken hand and pulled him into the living room so he could take him to the hospital.
"Wait." Shinji said to Ichigo. "Dad, I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you like that I was just really made. What I said was true I just didn't mean to yell it at you like that."
"Its fine." William said. "I get it, we have a lot of work to do."
"Thanks for understanding." At that time the his adrenaline started to wear off and he could feel the pain in his hand. "Oh fuck, this hurts. Let's go." he said making his way out the door.
"I should go too." William said. "I have an AA meeting I need to get to."
"You don't drink anymore?" Shinji aske truly surprised.
"I am changing my life completely." William said with a smile.
"Fuck this hurts really bad, Ichi lets go. Proud of you, dad." he said running out of the house trying to get in the closest car.
Toshiro looked down at his watch. "Its not even 6 o'clock yet."
After Shinji got his hand put in a cast, him and Ichigo decided to drive around for a minute just to clear Shinji's mind and calm him down. High on morphine Shinji couldn't seem to keep his hands to himself and it was making Ichigo restless. Occasionally, Ichigo and Shinji would have sex and have been for a few years now whenever they both found themselves single they would sleep with each other but it never got farther than that.
"I'm single now." Shinji said running his fingers through Ichigo's hair.
Ichigo moved Shinji's hand and put it on his side of the car. "I'm driving and you're high on morphine."
"I am not. I'm just a little out of it right now."
Ichigo rolled his eyes. "Where do you wanna go to eat?"
"To your bedroom."
"Shinji?"
"What! Why don't you wanna have sex with me anymore?"
"Its not that I don't want to its just you just broke up with your boyfriend almost 2 hours ago and you just had this big fight with your dad and I don't think its a good time for us to have emotionless sex right now."
"But that's what I want right now. I want some dick, Ichigo, I don't want a relationship or feelings. I just want emotionless sex." Shinji leaned over and started kissing Ichigo's neck.
Ichigo wanted to stop him but didn't want to he knew the sex was damaging to both of them but the sex was good. "Stop, I'm driving."
"You're at a red light." Shinji turned Ichigo's head so he'd be facing him and then french kissed him. "Still think its a bad idea?" Shinji said pulling away.
"Yes, actually, but we're gonna fuck anyway."
"Yay." Shinji cheered putting his hands back in Ichigo's hair.
"They're going to have sex tonight." Toshiro said while everyone except Shinji and Ichigo were at the dinner table.
"Who's gonna have sex tonight?" Grimmjow and Starrk said at the same time.
"Ichigo and Shinji. They do it all the time." Shiro said. "Whenever they're both single they fuck and act like they're in a relationship for a little while and then outta nowhere they stop."
"But I'm next." Starrk said sadly.
"Don't worry." Tosh said. "He'll get to you eventually."
"But I don't really like to share."
"If Ichigo is having sex with Shinji," Grimmjow said "who's gonna have sex with me?"
"I'm sure he'll fuck you too." Toshiro said.
"Grimm?" Nnoitra said knocking on the man's bedroom door. "I need to talk to you." he said walking in without Grimmjow telling him he could.
"What?" Grimmjow snapped.
"Why you got you panties in a bunch?'
"I can hear them fucking across the hall and Shinji said I can't play too."
"Well if Starrk found out you were in a three-sum with Shinji he'd probably hate you."
"Probably. What did you want?"
Nnoitra sighed. "Have you ever been attracted to the sound of someone's voice?"
Grimmjow thought for a minute. "Kinda but by that time I already like them so it just goes on the list of things I like about the person."
"Have you ever been attracted to a person's singing voice?"
"Do you like Shiro?"
"No. Could you not come up with your own conclusions to shit, got damn." he rolled his arms and crossed his arms. "Its gives me a tingly feeling. Like when we were out last week with lil Nel he sang the whole time and usually I get annoyed when people sing too much.."
"Because you don't have the talent." Grimmjow threw in.
"Because its annoying. But when he sings its different. I like the sound of his voice. I like the tone. I like it when he sings high notes."
"I can sing high notes too." Grimmjow whined
"I'm not attracted to you." Nnoitra said quickly. "I like the way he looks when he sings. When they had that concert I had never been so turned on by a performance in my life. Is that weird?"
"Yes, but Ichigo told me if you ask him Shiro'll sing you to sleep every night. He loves to sing, he gets it from their mother."
"Maybe I will."
"I'm sure you'd sound a little crazy asking him that because, you know, you don't like him just his voice."
"He's cute."
Grimmjow rolled his eyes. "I don't think I want you to be in a relationship with him anyway I don't need him showing me up all the time."
"You are fucking his twin and as long as you're doing that he'll be showing you up."
"One of these days I'm gonna propose a singing contest. I'm gonna say its for everyone but its really for Shiro and I."
"You're gonna lose but you should try anyway."
"Thanks for the support, friend." Grimmjow said sarcastically.
"You're welcome."