Kuchiki Family Drama
"Never have I ever had sex with a girl." Shinji said, the boys decided to visit Byakuya in the hospital after Shinji got his cast off and were now playing 'never have I ever'
Grimmjow, Renji, Starrk, Nnoi, Ulqui, Tosh, Byakuya, and Ichigo all took a shot of apple juice, there was no alcohol allowed in the hospital so they opted for apple juice.
"When did you have sex with a girl?" Ulquiorra asked Tosh.
Tosh thought for a minute it had been a long time and he had also been extremely drunk when it happened. "Um a few years ago sometimes we have backup singers and I fucked one of them."
"When did you have sex with a girl?" Renji asked Byakuya.
"I thought I told you," Byakuya said. "it was when I broke up with my third boyfriend and I thought maybe men weren't for me but I was wrong."
"Dick is the shit." Shinji said.
"Dick is the shit." Byakuya repeated.
"When did you fuck a girl, Ichigo." Starrk asked.
"Ichigo had a girlfriend." Shinji answered. "They used to have 3-sums and what not with different guys." Shinji said bitterly.
"You still don't like her?" Ichigo said to Shinji.
"Nope."
"Who was this girl?" Starrk asked.
Byakuya covered his ears. "Don't say it in front of me."
"I'll tell you later." Ichigo said. "Byakuya, tell us about this family reunion you're having."
"Oh yeah." Byakuya said. "My grandfather has been married 7 times and he has 10 children -technically I'm number 11 but Aizen's mother died so its back down to 10- and um we are all very busy and its extremely hard to get us all in one place so when it got out that I was done touring for the year everyone decided to meet at my house. You guys have met most of my family since they live all over the world so I don't think any of them will be strangers. Aizen'll be there he's my cousin and that means Momo will be there cause she's his little sister and my cousin, Yorichi will be there she's my cousin too. Also, my aunts and uncles have children who are fans of yours so be nice and some of those aunts and uncles still think that a career in music is a waste so make sure to remind them how rich you are." Byakuya flipped his hair. "I know I will."
"Will we finally meet your dad?" Renji asked, they had all seen Byakuya's grandfather many times but never his dad.
"Um.." Byakuya looked around and then Sen came in from his lunch (break from Byakuya).
Sen tilted his head and crossed his arms. "Are they?"
"He's my father and it's my house I can do what I want."
"Did you tell him about the gathering?"
"He found out about it somehow, I did not tell him. He texted me when he found out and asked if he could come."
"And you said...?"
"I said if he wasn't too busy he could drop by."
"You have 8 aunts and uncles and 25 cousins and out of all those people your father did not call once. Unless he called when I was out cause I sure as hell don't remember." Sen looked at Byakuya for a second. "Are you talking to him?"
"I am 26 years old and I can talk to who ever I want to. You can not keep me from him forever."
"We are trying to protect you."
"From what?"
"From him."
"You don't even know him."
"I'm glad I don't."
"You only know what your mother has told you."
"She's the second born she knows him the best out of all of us."
"Let me make my own opinion of him."
"I'm sure you already have. I know you, Byakuya, you think he's an outcast like you and he's not. You always try to fix things and make everyone feel like they belong and sometimes people just don't belong. And on top of all that, if your father shows up all hell is gonna break loose so you might as well tell him he can't come."
Byakuya was silent for a moment. "Well since I can't walk out can you please leave, cousin." Sen rolled his eyes and left the room in a huff. Byakuya rolled his eyes and sighed. "Its kinda my day I should be able to invite him if I want to."
"Why isn't he allowed to go?" Renji asked.
"Because he's been exiled from my family. Remember in 'Lion King 2' when Kovu was exiled and they was throwing rocks and what not, well I believe that's how they kicked my father out of the family."
"But why?" Shinji asked.
"I don't know they won't tell me. To be honest, I thought my grandfather was my father until I was 12."
"What?" They all said.
"Yeah. To me my grandfather was my father and I called him dad until I was 12 and I thought my aunts and uncles were my brothers and sisters and nobody told me other wise."
"Well then how did you find out?" Renji asked.
"I saw a picture of my real father in an old photo album and I didn't know who he was and I asked around and no one would tell me the truth. Then I found out he was my grandfather's eldest child and I thought I had another brother until my uncle told me the truth. I didn't speak to my father until about a year when he reached out to me."
"How did you feel what you found out everyone was lying to you?" Shinji asked.
"Well that was around the time I got 'discovered' so I was busy but I didn't really speak to any of my family except Aizen because he was my manager but I only talked business with him. And to this day when I'm upset with my grandfather I call him grandfather but when I love him I call him dad. He's still my dad he still raised me he's still important me and he still cares about me and he'll always be my father and I'll always be his kid."
Shinji had his first in person therapy session and he was a little nervous he had been talking to his therapist over the phone for a few weeks and they had been having him do some self help homework and now that he's done with that Shinji was ready to talk. Shinji set up his bedroom for his guest and then ran down stairs to wait which wasn't long. Shinji opened the front door when he heard a knock.
"Hello, Dr. Ukitake." Shinji said greeting his therapist.
"Hello, Shinji it's nice to meet you. You can call me Joshiro."
"Okay, Joshiro, we're going to talk upstairs I would like some privacy."
"What ever makes you comfortable." Shinji took Joshiro upstairs to his room and when they both sat down in the chairs Shinji stole from the dining room Joshiro started. "So tell me what exercises you completed, you told me you did them but you didn't say you completed them."
"Okay, well, I haven't had sex with anyone new."
"What do you mean new?"
"I fucked Ichigo but I didn't fuck Starrk."
"So you have sex with your best friend?"
"Yes."
"For how long?"
Shinji thought for a minute. "6 maybe 7 years now we started doing it when we were like 18 or 19."
"And no one has feelings for the other?"
"He probably loves me but he won't admit it."
"And you don't have any feelings for him?"
"No. This may sound weird but he's my brother like I could never think of being in a relationship with him. Also, he's emotionally detached from all his lovers and he's afraid of love I can't be with anyone like that because I love love. You should really check him out next."
"Have you started your relationship journal?"
"Yes."
"Have you started your emotion journal?"
"Yes."
"Okay, we can officially start now. You initially called me because your father showed up unannounced and you and your ex boyfriend got into a fight and you put your hands on him."
"Yes."
"Tell me again what made you want to get therapy."
"Because I feel like anger management doesn't do it for me I've gone three times and it doesn't work. And I need help with more than just my anger."
Joshiro nodded. "You also said you want your father to join your therapy sessions as well."
"Yes, but I wanna fix my internal damage before I fix our relationship because even thought a lot of it stems from him a lot of it comes from the choices I've made."
"Okay, well since anger is what brought you here lets talk about that first. You told me you don't like it when you get angry, what do you mean by that?"
"I don't like how angry I get and how fast it happens. Like I can go from sitting here talking to you to punching someone in the face in seconds and its scary. And what makes it worse is once people know you get angry quickly they try to make you angry and people like to make me angry all the time. We'll go to clubs and one second I'm having a good time and the next second someone is in my face trying to get me to hit them and I do of course. I also hate letting people have that much power over me."
"Do you know what your triggers are?"
"Its more so disrespect. Like if someone starts calling me out of my name for no reason I'll snap. If someone bumps me too hard and doesn't say anything I'll snap. If I'm talking to someone and they're not paying attention I'll snap. And I know why I snap for those reasons it's because my dad used to do that he would ignore me and call me out of my name all the time for no reason and it'd make me so angry but I never did or said anything."
"You are very aware of your issues which is good you just don't know how to change them. I'm not going to tell you to count to 10 or anything because that doesn't work for you. What I would like you to do is when you feel that you are getting angry call someone who calms you down. This isn't going to work right away you'll still get angry with people but I want you to be able to think before you act I want you to be able to take a minute and breathe before just going in for the kill."
"I think that's doable."
"I'm having a pool party tonight." Starrk said during dinner. "Its in like 2 hours."
"Okay, have the house cleaned by the morning or you'll send Byakuya back to his hospital bed." Shinji said.
Starrk rolled his eyes. "I got this."
They all heard the front door open and close. "Are your guest here already?" Toshiro asked and then they all heard Ichigo, who had left the table to use the bathroom, scream making them all run to the living room.
"Oh my god." Ichigo screamed hugging a very small woman and spinning her around. "Why didn't you tell me you were coming?" Ichigo said putting her down.
"Rukia?" Shinji and Nnoitra said in disgust.
"How do you know Rukia?" Nnoi asked Shinji.
"That is Ichigo's cheer sister, dance partner, and ex girlfriend. How do you know her?"
"That's Grimm's ex girlfriend? She cheated on him."
Shinji looked at Nnoi for a minute and then back at everyone (except Grimmjow who was working out downstairs) greeting Rukia. "This tea is hot."
"When did they date?" Nnoitra asked.
"Junior year."
"Junior year?" Nnoi said. "That's when she was dating Grimmjow."
"This tea is now boiling." Shinji smiled.
Grimmjow walked in the living room wondering why everyone left the kitchen but then stopped when he saw his ex girlfriend. "Why did everyone leave the..."
"Hi Shinji, Hi Nnoitra." Rukia said with a smile to the sour men. "Hi Grimmjow."
"How do you know Grimmjow?" Ichigo asked Rukia linking their arms.
"Oh let me tell it." Shinji said. "They used to date."
"Really?"
"Yeah, like at the same time you guys were having your fun."
"What!?"
"Yeah he was a recruit that didn't get recruited, isn't that what you called them." Shinji said.
Rukia rolled her eyes at Shinji. "Look, guys, I was having fun it was high school."
"I can't believe you cheated on me." Ichigo said, he wasn't really upset he was just a little surprised.
"Take me to your room." Rukia said. Ichigo took Rukia to his room and closed the door. "Okay so I cheated on you but I didn't mean it. Like I saw him thought he was hot and I was going to bring him to you but the minute I heard him speak I didn't want to share him. And he's so sweet and nice. And he reminded me of you and I thought if I brought you two together you would have pushed me out. Also his dick was huge and really didn't want to share him."
"I know." Ichigo muttered.
"Excuse me? Are you two having sex?"
"We were."
"Why did you stop I raised you better than that." Rukia rolled her eyes. "Is it the love thing?"
"I just felt we were getting too close."
"Ichigo!" Rukia yelled. "He is your soulmate I know he is." Rukia rolled her eyes. "Thank god I didn't introduce you all those years ago you would have never gotten over each other, although, the song that each of you would create would be gold."
"Rukia." Ichigo said. "Look I don't want to be in love that shit is dangerous."
"But isn't that the best part."
"Now you sound like Shinji."
"Well for once he's right. Love is great and you're terrified of it. Whenever you feel like you're getting too close to someone you ruin it and it could be over the littlest thing."
"Nu un."
"You broke up with me because I knew your favorite kind of ice cream. I said 'I got you chocolate' and you looked at me like I told you I was pregnant and then the next day you said 'I don't think we should do this anymore'."
"Whatever."
"Look I know Ginjo broke your heart but you have to give love a chance."
"I don't have to do a got damn thing."
"So Grimmy," Shinji said sitting next to Grimmjow at the pool party. "are you going to ignore Ichigo forever or until we start touring or what?" Grimmjow glared at Shinji. "Hey, I'm on your side I'm just asking. I'm team IchiGrimm I think you two are great together."
It had been two weeks since Ichigo 'broke up' with Grimmjow and Grimmjow had been ignoring the man ever since. He knew it was probably immature but he didn't care. "Well why don't you tell your friend that."
"I did he won't listen to me. I've been trying to fix the boy since his boyfriend broke up with him 10 years ago the boy is stubborn."
"I don't even know what he did to Ichigo all I know is be broke up with him for no reason."
Shinji rolled his eyes and sighed. "It's not that he just broke up with him, Ginjo and Ichi were best friends they did everything together. They were each others first everything; best friend, boyfriend, lover, kiss, love everything. They were never apart they played basketball together, they played baseball and ran track together, he played football while Ichi cheered, he went with us to all Ichi's dance performances, he named our band he was everything to Ichi and when he broke up with Ichi out of nowhere not only did it surprise him but it surprised like the whole school they were a team you never saw one without the other. We still don't know why but Ichi took it hard and he gets into relationships just so he can say he has a boyfriend but as soon as he feels they're getting too close out they go."
Grimmjow sighed. "I don't know what to do. I like him like really like him.."
"We, all of us, think you belong together and Ichi is being a pussy but there's nothing that we can do to change his mind. He's terrified that something will happen and his heart will get broken again and I understand I mean look at my track record I'm in love every 5 minutes but being in love is the fun part."
"I mean I'm not really the poster child for a good relationship but there's something about being in love or at least feeling like you're in love that just feels good."
"We should write a song one day."
"One day." Grimmjow repeated in agreeance. It was quiet for a moment. "When are you going to have sex with Starrk?"
Shinji sighed. "I want to but my therapist doesn't think its a good idea and I need to fix myself before I self destruct so no sex with Starrk."
"Well could you lay off Ichigo?"
"He said no sex with new people not no sex at all."
Grimmjow looked out at the party he wasn't in much of a party mood but he liked to people watch so he did that. His eyes caught Ichigo and Rukia dancing in the middle of the dance floor and he remembered something he wanted to ask. "Why don't you like Rukia?"
"She tried to steal my best friend."
"Petty."
"Don't care. How did you find out she was cheating on you?"
"She kept giggling and what not when she was texting and she wouldn't let me see who it was but she would let me see all her other text messages."
"Do you know that if you went to go see who she was cheating on you with you and Ichi could have been together a lot sooner."
"Yeah but then we would have broke up so I'm glad I didn't, although, Nnoi really wanted to go see the 'competition'."
"He really is loyal I mean had the shoe been on the other foot I would have dragged Ichi to go fight you. Imagine if you and Ichi did meet and start dating the music that you two would make would be beautiful. You would have been famous a lot faster than you were."
Grimmjow sighed. "That's true, but I don't want to write break up songs about Ichigo."
"Alright Byakuya," Dr. Kurosaki said to Byakuya and Renji who were in Byakuya's hospital room. "You're going home today and you have rules to abide by."
Byakuya rolled his eyes. "I know."
"Now usually a person who got your surgery can be up and running as soon as they're released from the hospital but you're special. Your heart is a little more fragile and you work too much. So I want you on bed rest for 30 days no working; songwriting, singing, producing, managing, modeling, arranging meetings for when you get better, nothing; no exercise I don't want you walking up and down the stairs you can do some light walking but that's it; eat healthier, no alcohol; no staying up all night; and most importantly, because you live with your boyfriend, absolutely no sex, no orgasms, nothing."
"But after the 30 days I'm good to go?"
"Go crazy if you want to but during the 30 days I'll be over to check on you once a week and for the next three months I'll have you come for check ups every two weeks."
"Fine, as long as I can have sex in 30 days."
Isshin shook his head. "I'll go get your new prescriptions." he said leaving the room.
"Why you keep looking at me like that?" Byakuya asked Renji, Renji had been looking at Byakuya cautiously for the past two weeks. "You act like I've cursed you out or something I haven't even said anything to you."
"Well you did curse me out and you haven't said anything to me and that's the problem."
Byakuya shrugged to himself he had been ignoring Renji. "I just wanted to know why you left."
Renji sighed. "I didn't wanna keep arguing with you all the time."
"But I wasn't starting the arguments you were."
"You keep doing things I don't like."
"I'm gonna do shit you don't like grow the fuck up, Renji."
Renji rested the bridge of his nose between his index finger and thumb and sighed. "Look I don't want us to grow to hate each other. My parents did that and my dad was never the same he's still heart broken to this day."
"From what I heard, maybe he didn't fight hard enough."
"You weren't there."
"Your mother and I talk all the time, Renji."
Renji rolled his eyes. "Are we good now?"
"Did you have sex with that girl?"
"Why would you think that?"
"She's your type, I asked you if you fucked her and you said 'so what if I did, we weren't together', and you claimed the have eaten her vag."
"When the fuck did I do that?"
"Right before I punched you in the face. I said 'you're a pussy' and you said 'you are what you eat'"
"Oh." Renji chuckled. "I only said that to piss you off."
"So that punch was well deserved."
"Are we fine now?"
Byakuya looked at Renji for a minute. "I guess." he said with a roll of his eyes. Byakuya had missed Renji but he wouldn't tell him that part of him still wanted the redhead to suffer.
"If you really forgive me you'd give me a kiss."
"Forgive you? When did you apologize?" Byakuya thought for a while. "Oh yeah, you did apologize, right after my surgery."
"You remember that?"
"Barely, I remember you being all whiny it looked like you were about to cry in my head I was laughing." Byakuya said with a smile.
Renji glared at Byakuya. "I thought I killed you."
"That is so selfish leave it to you to think you're the cause of my heart issues." Byakuya was messing with Renji now, Shiro told him that Renji was really heart broken and scared when Byakuya went into surgery and Byakuya had already forgiven the man but since he knew Renji liked angering him he'd do the same.
"Fuck you, Byakuya." Renji hissed making his way out of the room.
"Aww Renji" Byakuya cooed. "I'm just playing with you." he held his arms out." Come here." Renji glared at Byakuya. "Come here, I'm gonna kiss you." Renji slowly walked over to Byakuya who grabbed his face and pulled him down for a long awaited passionate kiss. Byakuya wrapped his arms around Renji's neck pulling him down making Renji push him down on the bed and straddle him.
"What the fuck did I just say?" Dr. Kurosaki huffed.
Renji jumped off Byakuya and stood up on the floor. "Sorry Mr. Kurosaki."
"I'm at work so its Dr. Kurosaki."
"Sorry Dr. Kurosaki." they both said.
Isshin rolled his eyes. "Since I know you're not going to follow the rules I got you a gift."
"What kind of gift?' Byakuya asked.
"Close your eyes and hold out your wrist." Isshin said. Byakuya did as he was told for once and Isshin walked up with Byakuya and slipped a watch on Byakuya's wrist.
Byakuya opened his eyes and then rolled them. "What the hell is this?"
"Its a watch that also doubles as a heart monitor and if your heart beats a little too fast it'll zap you."
"Its ugly."
"You can't leave the house anyway so it doesn't matter."
"What time is Byakuya coming?" Shinji asked everyone during breakfast.
"They should be on their way," Toshiro answered."Renji left like 45 minutes ago."
"When does the party start?" Shiro asked.
"3 o'clock." Rukia answered. "Its gonna be Kuchiki central. And heads up, my cousin Tiffany is a little obsessed with...um...Starrk?"
"Me?" Starrk said. "I'm not even the lead singer."
"Yeah, that's what she likes. She has a poster of you in her room and she...um...kisses it every day before she goes to school."
"You even attract crazies from far away." Nnoitra teased.
"And um Shinji there is an on going dare to see who can touch your ass the most and the longest."
"Are any of them 18?" Shinji asked.
"Shinji!" everyone scolded.
"I was joking."
Rukia rolled her eyes. "My aunt likes to pretend she's not in love with Grimmjow but she is so if you feel a pair of sex eyes on you they're hers. She also doesn't know we used to fuck so keep that yourself. Actually the only people who know I used to fuck you two are my mom and dad so keep it that way."
"What about me?" Shiro said. "I'm a lead singer."
"A lot of my cousins are fans of yours like big fans they'll probably hang around you all day. Oh and Ichigo a couple of my cousins are into ballet and they saw our competition videos and they want to meet you."
"Which videos?"Ichigo asked.
"All of them. One of them wants to do Broadway shows like me and the other one just wants to dance. And Nnoi my 15 year old cousin wants to 'climb you like a tree' her words not mine. Tosh some of my older female cousins want to be your Sugar Mama they think you're really cute. And Ulquiorra, my other cousin has a really big crush on you but she's too shy to say anything so don't mind her staring."
"Do you think they'll be happy with you telling all their secrets?" Ichigo asked.
"They don't even know I'm here, they think I'm house sitting with my fiance."
"Excuse me?" Ichigo said. "Your what?"
"Can you guys keep a secret?" Rukia said a lowering her voice. "I am 3 months pregnant."
"What!?" Ichigo yelled. "I thought we were best friends!"
"We are but Bya is like my bestest friend and I have to tell him first and I don't wanna tell him over the phone."
"I guess." Ichigo pouted. "He's gonna be so excited."
"I know." Rukia said with a smile.
"Excited about what?" Byakuya said walking into the kitchen. "Rukia!" Byakuya yelled happily.
"Bya!" Rukia said getting up and running over to him. " I came last night." she said hugging him. "And I have something to tell you."
"What?"
"I'm pregnant."
Byakuya's smile got bigger and his eyes started to get wet. "I'm gonna be a godfather?"
Rukia laughed. "Yeah."
"I have to get baby stuff. When do we find out if its a boy or a girl? I have to get an apartment in New York so I can take you to ultrasounds and stuff. We have to go shopping. Have you thought of any names yet? I'm thinking..." Byakuya ranted.
"Byakuya!" Rukia said. "I have a fiance to make these plans with."
"Oh yeah." Byakuya looked down at his new watch. "My heartbeat was getting a little too fast anyway."
"Don't worry you'll have plenty of time with the baby."
"Baby?" Yorichi said walking in the kitchen with Kisuke behind her. "Who else is pregnant?"
"Else?" Everyone said. Everyone got a good look at Yorichi they all hadn't seen her in a while but they all noticed her stomach which was poking out very far.
"I'm about 6 months pregnant with a baby girl." Yorichi said.
"Why didn't you tell me?" Byakuya asked.
"I wanted to make sure we were both gonna make it and we are."
"I'm gonna be a double godfather." Byakuya said happily. "I need to buy a bus."
"A bus?" everyone questioned.
"Yes. I'm gonna take all the children on trips."
"All?" Rukia and Yorichi said.
"Yes. All my nieces and nephews slash cousins."
"That's gonna cost you a fortune." Rukia said.
"I have a fortune."
"I told you not to play house with him." Yorichi said.
"He wanted to play house. He wanted to be the dad I wanted to be the drunk aunt. And Sen wanted to be nothing so we made him the ailing grandfather."
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