The next morning at school was hellish. I can't tell you how many time I ALMOST got to talk to Emmett. You know, that big hunk of a boy. The one who I ALMOST kissed. The one who listened to me ramble, the one who now thinks Jasper and I are a couple because he saw me kissing him. Yes I kiss Jasper. I kiss Jasper because sometimes I want to, he good at it, I kiss Jasper because he's my best friend, I kiss Jasper because we lost it to each other, but most importantly, I kiss Jasper because the whores of our school won't leave him alone. I love Jasper, yes, but not in a romantic way. For a long time it was a friends with benefits type thing, but now it's awkward. We don't have sex anymore because we had a scare a long time ago. Anyway, if Lauren would leave Jasper alone I would currently socializing with Emmett, but NO, Lauren still won't leave poor Jasper alone. Because of this, I have to pretend to be with Jasper, and I'm missing my chance with Emmett! I want Emmett!

"God Bella, how can Lauren not get the picture? I mean sure, you two aren't really a couple anyway, but still, she thinks you are. Does she really expect Jasper to give out when he's in a supposed relationship?"

"I don't know Rose! But I can't stand it anymore! Why can't she just back off? I mean, I love Jazz, but I'm missing a great opportunity now! I can't be with someone, when that said someone thinks I'm in another relationship! I mean, come on! GOD" I complained as Rose and I walked to cheer practice. Fantastic. Just another stressful thing on my plate. Emmett's little sister is so annoying, but if I want a chance with Emmett, I have to put her on the squad. I can't have her ruining it for me. I mean, I'm already ruining it for myself, sure, but to have someone else ruin it for me? Nuh uh.

"Rose, what am I going to do? I mean I almost kissed Emmett. ALMOST I was so close. But no, my bastard of a brother ruined it for me! Why doesn't everything ever go well in my life?"

"Oh stop Bella. Just imagine if you HAD been pregnant three years ago. You'd have a three year old right now. Imagine having a baby at 14, Bella."

"James did just fine" grumbling, I took a seat on the benches in the gym, Putting my shoes on I continued. "I know Rose, and I'm grateful I wasn't, but because I wasn't, I can worry about stupid teenager stuff. So that's what I'm going to do. There, are you ready?" I finished tying my shoes and stood up. "Hey Jasper!" I exclaimed seeing him.

"Hey babe. Sorry about earlier, y'know, that one thing with that one person, at that one place, at that one time."

"Shuddup." I giggled punching his arm. "Get out of here. Will you be over later?" He nods, "And you Rose?" She also nods.

"Okay, see ya guys." He replied giving us kisses on the cheek.

"Bye" be exclaimed at the same time.

Rose counted the girls on the team as they walked into practice, while I went over the cheer we were going to learn today. "hmm" I'm mumbled to myself as I thought of some exercises to do today. I finally Decied on Burpees. Yes. Burpees. Burpees are fun.

"Bean, we are one person short, and you'll never guess who" Rose whispered, rather annoyed might I add.

"Is it Emmetts sister…Maureen?"

Rose laughed at my stupidity with names, "Yes it's Emmett's sister, but her name is Alice."

"Fuck. Okay. Watch for her. I'm going to start them on the warm ups. Tell her what to do when she walks in okay? Then join us in our oh so very fun work outs."

"Aye aye captain."

"Alright!" I yelled gathering the attention of my disciples, " How many of you know what a burpee is?" About seven out of 26 girls raised their hands. I sighed. "Okay. I'll demonstrate. Do it with me. Get into the push-up position. Now jump into a squat, jump as I high as you can, land in a squat, do a push up, and repeat. Do 50." I explained. I had finished mine fairly quickliy, as had some other girls, when I saw Alice walk in. I waited for Rose to finish explaining the work out and went over to her. "Excuse me, but you better have a damn good excuse for being, "I look at the clock, "30 minutes late. Practice starts at three fifteen sharp. If you are going to be late or gone, you better clear it with me first. You have my cell number, and you see me all day in school. Send a quick text if it's an emergency."

"I'm sorry. I had to run home and grab my gear."

"Bull shit. You didn't need to grab your gear, I saw you bring it at lunch, What you had was a good hard fucking wasn't it? See, you better have been careful, because I don't tolerate pregnancy on this team. Go get dressed. Hurry" I demanded. "Oh, and Ashley, clean out your hair. You look like you have something in it. Is that vanilla ice cream or something?" She turned bright red at this statement, and I just smirked. I knew all too well that wasn't vanilla ice cream.

As alice walked out, everyone else was finished with the burpees, and they were sore. We had a long ways to go. "Okay, All of you run ten intravals, and Alice, do seventy five burpees, and 20 intravales.

"They didn't have to do that many!" She sputtered.

"You're right, they didn't, Because they were on time. Now those of us who aren't one time get to do more work. We are a strong as our weakest link, and I won't have other girls falling or getting hurt because someone can't show up on time."

A few of the girls giggled as they began running their laps. "I wouldn't laugh to loud girls! We have to stay thirty minutes longer because of Alice. Maybe now she won't be late. We can only hope that her friends on the team will get her here on time next practice, yes? How does 4:30 sound? No no, not the afternoon, I have plans. 4;30 tomorrow morning sound like a good time tomorrow, what do ya say Rosie?"

"Sound great" Rose yelled, smirking at the teams' complaints. Hey, I warned them about being on the team. It's not as glorified as TV makes it out to be.

After a four hour practice we were all kind of sore. We were sweaty and stinky, and I just wanted to go home. "You guys did great today. We are getting better, we just need to work on catching the girls as they come down, right Trish?" Trish nodded, embarrassed. She had dropped one of our flyers today, but thank god nobody was hurt. "Alright! See you bright and early! Let me or Rose no if you need a ride! AND DON'T BE LATE! There will be consequences."

Rose and I got into my car and drove to my house, letting Jasper know we were eating out tonight, and to meet at my house.

"Hey dad! Mom! Can we charge to your tab at the restaurant tonight?"

"sure, go ahead." My mom mumble, disgruntled that we were eating out.

"Hey Bean!" James said ruffling my hair.

"What are you still doing here?!"

"Today I replaced my mattress in my room, changed my lock, and put itching powder in Edwards underwear."

"Pfft, a new lock won't stop us" Rose said, joining the conversation.

"Don't tell me that please" James groaned.

I'm sorry that i don't update regularly, but i'll have you know that i wrote this tonight instead of my oratory, which isn't ready, and needs to be this Tuesday.