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"KAT! KATERINA MALFOY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Elijah was running around the house trying to locate the little witch.

Getting out of bed Kat walked out of the room, in just her bra and spanks. "What do you want Eli?"

"Cali, isn't waking up and I'm not sure if there is some witchy thing you could do to help her?"

"Yeah gimme a second please?" Kat went back into the room to grab something to put over herself.

Cali was passed out face first on the counter in the kitchen. With her head in the sink Cali had obviously became sick and the sink was the closest place for her to puke. Sunshine was sitting at the bar a glass of water in front of her, holding her head between her hands.

"Morning Sunshine," Kat chimed laughing to herself at the obvious hangover Sunshine was suffering from.

"How the hell aren't you hungover? You were at the party waay later than I was and Elijah was saying you were doing tequila shots with Damien, who ever the fuck that is." Sunshine drained her glass, getting up to refill it.

"Damon, but yeah. I don't know I think it was the coffee or the witchy mojo. Now let's see if we can get Miss Drunkass here out of the way." Kat began to examine Cali making sure nothing was broken.

Once she realized her friend was okay, Kat walked over to the stereo system in the kitchen. After fiddling with some knobs, Kat pressed play. Heat of the Moment began blaring in the mostly quiet house. Cali shot up off the counter falling to the floor with a thud.

"Holy fuck," Cali sat up and looked at Kat. "I was sleeping, very peacefully I'd like to add."

"Yes on the counter, Love. The little humans need to eat. Hayley is eating for two and that little girl needs as much strength as she can get. So off to the floor with you." Klaus gave Cali a smirk as he begun to prepare them all breakfast.

"I'm going upstairs where I will be curled into a little ball, trying not to choke on my own vomit. Byebye." Cali stumbled out of the kitchen and up the stairs to her room.

"Wow where is she off to?" Damon had appeared in the kitchen.

"The extremely hungover Cali is going upstairs to wallow in the terrible life choices she made last night. Hopefully she does not puke all over the bed. The last time she got that drunk I had to clean it up because the dumb slut was too busy puking" Kat retorted.

"Oh I have the perfect cure for her! All I need is some coffee, cold water, aaand- Klaus where is the brandy?" Damon was opening and closing cabinets gathering his supplies, for his magical cure all.

"No, she does not need anymore alcohol in her system. She gets violent when she has alcohol." Hayley said waddling up to the sink, obvious she has grown larger than her legs could handle.

"Its just enough to get her up and running again. All she needs is to down the water, drink the coffee then sip a glass of brandy, then she'll be up and about. Maybe a little cranky, but then again she seems like she is cranky all the time." Damon said walking up the stairs with Kat and Sunshine hot on his heels.

"Not always cranky, sometimes she is sleeping." Klaus joked as he was walking out the door.

"Have fun terrorizing the village Nik." Kat chirped to the slamming door the signaled Klaus' exit.

"Time to wake up your little demon," Damon said walking into the room where Cali had passed out.

"No its night night time, go away." Cali rolled over pulling the covers over her head.

With a flick of her hand, Kat had the covers flying to the other side of the room and the blinds opening. "Cali time to wake. You are going to take this magical cure all because I am not in the mood to run Immortel by myself tonight."

"Alright up, up little human. Open that mouth of yours, Damons gonna make you feel better." Damon grabbed Cali's jaw pushing it so it would open enough to poor the various liquids to help the hangover the young woman was suffering from.

Damon stuck a few fingers in her mouth to pry it open more. Cali finally acknowledging the help drank the copious amounts of fluid down.

As her brain began to slowly allow neurons to fire Cali sat forward and pulled the covers towards her.

"Sorry." She muttered her eyes flicking over to Kat.

"Don't worry about it, just next time, remember how hard you party with Rebekah and come find me first, okay?"

"I will. And thank you for helping me, again."

"Technically speaking I was the one who force fed you your cure." Damon smirked as he leaned back against the wall.

"Whatever, now get out. I'm not decent." Cali replied rolling her eyes as she shoed Damon out. "And don't come back, unless you plan on fucking my sister anytime soon."

"Accalia! Please stop I don't want another Duke incident." Kat snapped.

"Incident. Ha please, that was a minor irritation at the most. It's not my fault he went and got it infected."

"Cal, just take a shower and get some more coffee. We'll talk about this later."

"Okay fine, but we will talk about this later. Damon is incredibly fuckable and you better jump on that soon before someone else does." Cal called out as Kat walked away.

Later that night at the Immortel the girls were slammed. Customer after customer barged through the doors, demanding a girl for the 'Mikaelson Special' a plot Klaus had devised to get city members on his side.

"If one more drunk slob hits on me I will spike their drinks with Roofies." Kiran snarled as she clutched her head, her eyes still bloodshot from the night before.

"Not before I wipe their minds and make them into dead slobs. I do not like people touching me without my permission." Kat hissed her blue eyes darkening for a second."Where the fuck is that asshole cousin of mine who put us in this fucking situation?"

"I believe he said 'Going out for a walk love, make sure they're happy customers." Kiran replied as she dodged a groping DA.

"I will kill him. No better yet, I'll make him my bitch so he has to do this instead of us." Kat said as she checked out another man.

"Ouch cousin, I'm offended. Normally people rush to praise the returning hero." Klaus drawled as he walked through the doors.

"Hero my ass."

"Dick."

"Oh good, you're here." Cali said as she walked up to Klaus. "Mrs. O'Calahan the vice-mayor asked for you personally. But be forewarned there will be a lot of lubricant involved she's an old girl."

"No thank you, I'd rather be staked in the eyes. Honestly will I get any recognition for my good deeds?" He said as he lounged against the front desk.

"Good deeds? Please, sending us a bunch of horny old men is not a good deed, it's a pain in the fucking ass. Also the staking can be arranged, just ask my darling cousin." Kat snapped.

"That's not what I was talking about. No what I was referring to was my heroic rescue of the box of kittens from the Mississippi that I left in your back office." He said as the three girls took off to the back. "You're welcome! You idiots."

.. Tucked away on Cali's desk chair was a beaten up brown box. A frantic mewing echoed from it as several kittens pined for attention. Taking a kitten in each hand, Cali cuddled them against her chest and gasped. In the very corner of the box was a slime covered puppy. Snatching the sickly thing from it's hovel Kat pulled him to her and began crooning a song. A white glow filled the room and began to bathe the forgotten animals in a heady mix of magic and strength.

"You poor little baby, I'll make sure you're all better by morning." She whispered as she pulled the puppy closer letting the magic take hold.

"They are so little. Kat what are you doing?" Kiran saw the light enveloping all of the small defenseless animals.

"Just a little protection spell to make whoever abandoned these adorable little creatures suffer. It will heal them, mostly. Then it falls on us to keep them safe. Isn't that right beautiful little boy?" Kat cooed the last part holding the puppy up to her face.

"Kat these are three of the cutest little kittens. Look at their little faces. They are so young their eyes aren't even open yet." Cali said turn the two she had in her arms so they were facing Kat.

"We can keep em, right? They need us to take care of them. They will die if we don't." Kiran looked between her two best friends, silently saying a prayer for these small creatures.

"Yes we'll have to sneak them into the compound tonight after everyone is asleep. Only Klaus can know. I'm sure he'll help us with them. He pretends to be vicious, but he is a big softie. He'll probably want to take these little cuties everywhere he goes." Cali had all of the kittens in her lap, giving them a once over for any marks on them.

"Aw look at this little girl she has a perfect circle on her belly. I think we need to go get collars for all of these cuties. Awe are the only girl in a bunch of boys. I'm so sorry my sweetpea. Kay, mommy has to go get you some food so you can grow big and strong and terrorize the town." Sunshine started to get up and to go to the store.

"Let me grab my purse." Cali swung her purse on to her shoulder, as the two left the office.

"Yeah sure guys, no problem I will just run the entire brothel while you two run around New Orleans trying to find stuff for those kittens. While you are out at least get something for this little boy. Call Elijah, tell him to get his ass here to help me with what his dumbass brother did." Kat yelled down the hall as the two headed out the back door to the cars.