Ricc850: I'm pissed let's just get this over with

Luffy: Ummm okay Ricc850 does not own DxD or one piece please support the official release

Luffy's mind scape

OWWW my head hurts like hell. After complaining for a few more minutes I decided to look at my surroundings. Well I dream up some weird ass shit. First I look to see flames everywhere then I see a giant ass dragon staring at me. [Are you just gonna stare at me or say something]

Blinking I state "Yep I dream up some weird ass shit." [This isn't a dream partner none of this is] I stared blankly at the dragon before saying "Yeah and I'm the Easter bunny." Sighing he replied [You'll believe me in due time but for now it's time to wake up.]

Then all of a sudden there was a bright light. [Let's met again partner]

Gigori infrmary

As I lazily open my eyes I start to notice something. Like my hands are small. Quickly realizing it I shout out to the "I'm a kid again!" After shouting that I heard a thud that sounded like someone fell. Looking to my left to see a man that looked to be in his mid thirties with black hair that had a touch of gold. With his butt in the air. I tried not but failed. "Ha ha ha ha" I was laughing so had that I was crying and my stomach was starting to hurt. It was then the door opened. "What happened what's so funn- oh ha-ha" See I'm not who thinks it's funny.

After finally stop laughing I decided to look at the little girl that came in. She looked to be about 7 years old and it seems her blond hair are in pig tails. She looks to be a small black dress. "So what's your name mine is Monkey D. Luffy." I introduced myself. She looked at my with a shy expression before saying "Mittelt." Smiling I said "Ahh cute name you got it suits you."

She blushed at that he he cute. Finally I decided to ask "So what's his name?" Pointing to the man who was still on the ground. But before she could say anything the guy stands up and says "Azazel leader of the fallen angels." After saying that he reveals to me his black feathery wings and so does Mittelt. Staring wide eyed at the two I thought oh boy now I know my life has taken a course on the weirdest track ever

Thanks for everything guys now if you'll excuse me oh and before I forget harem suggestions please and should I do a time skip

Luffy's harem: Mittelt Ophis Kuroka Akeno

Issei's harem: Rias Asia Irina Koneko (fem) Gasper