On the one hand, Jack was apparently the first archangel in all history to have the ability to inter-dimensionally travel. On the other hand, the angel dicks found a way to still find him. We weren't taking any chances. The first option was to seal the angels in whatever dimension they found themselves. The second was just to keep traveling, like Cas did when he was running from them. Only these dimensions were so new to them they had to search for us like regular joes, and I'm sure they didn't like that, that was just a bonus knowing we were pissing them off.
We went through the dimension Jack opened when he was born first, and saved Bobby, but he didn't want to come with us when we needed to move. The second dimension was a close to utopia as I can imagine. The angels were our slaves, just the bad ones though, who still thought the humans were scum and had no problem with killing them to prove a point or to emphasize that it was a Tuesday. another Cas was in that dimension too, he rebelled a little like he did in ours but we weren't in his dimension. He directed the humans on the best thing to do with them; what horrible jobs they should be subjected to, how to demoralize the ones that really needed a kick in the ass, and when the humans really needed a job done fast like moving a mountain or building a skyscraper.
The next one had the dumb-ass British Men of Letters, they succeeded in ridding all the monsters. Bu that wasn't enough for them, they loved the power so much they took over everything. Dad, Mom, and Bobby were alive there. And we had a third sibling, a sister. Made me think of Charlie a lot, 'cept she was into guys. And the whole family infiltrated BMoL, even though mom had made a deal with a demon before all her kids were born. She was gonna overthrow them when the angels caught up with us, so we couldn't stay. I really hope they won.
Then came the other more awesome dimensions. One was like the space movie Sam watched, Interstellar. Another one was an entire world of fast food, booze and strip joints, and these strippers worked cause they liked it, not because of self-esteem or daddy issues. Who knew that was even better than back home? Sammy had to drag me kicking and screaming into the next dimension. Then Sam's utopia; flying cars, efficient phones and computers, ten times more than ours. Entire cities of libraries instead of jails, and most ipads, kindles, whatever were used to store books we thought we lost. Books from the Library of Alexandria, for one. Another version of the bible. Not gonna lie, we left that world toting a lot of books on one else would ever own back home. The one we've been stuck in for the past few days, I kid you not, the Kingdom of Westeros. Yup, the literal place of game of thrones. Who knew that was real. We ran into Jon first. And since we've all seen the last season we knew Jon's real name. Daeny had five dragons, not three, all were still alive. And Cersei was holding onto her throne like it was super glued to her ass. Despite only ever having her fricking twin brother as a steady lover, I had to say, Cersei's all kinds of hot. Even the personality that would kill you in your sleep and lie saying you throwing the first was more interested in Sansa, middle child of the Starks, and Arya. Arya nearly killed Sammy five minutes into us being here. Granted he kind of had it coming, he was about to shoot Arya's direwolf she had to get rid of in the first season. It was just lucky on our part that Jack and Cass looked the most innocent to her. I think Arya's tombstone would say that old Shakespeare quote, 'thought she is but little she is fierce.' That or 'don't wake her up cause she'll kill you to death, twice.'
Soon as Jon 'Stark' came back to Winterfell, he took us even though our clothes weren't normal. We helped kill some white walkers and got signed up to his army in a snap. Although me giving dragon queen the eyes nearly made Jonny kill me to death. Then we bumped into Jaime and Brienne, Yeah, they weren't really great actors ironically. Sam asked about Brienne when we were on patrol with Jaime, mostly trying to get him to admit how he felt. He would've said the damn words if Jon hadn't come pretty much yelling 'terrible news'. We were low on food and water and if the white walkers came soon we'd definitely get killed. So there was that.
"The fact that Jon's the dragon queen's nephew and her lover kinda puts me off." I told Sam and Cas when Jon and Jaime were a safe distance away.
"Yeah. Although how would they have known they were related?" Sam replied good naturely. Dean knew Sam already had the same theory as he did.
"Daenerys oldest brother's advisor being with Lyanna when she gave birth to 'Aegon' and keeping track of is whereabouts until he found Daeny again." Cass said promptly. Sam and Dean gave him a weird look.
"Would he have told Daenerys though? Before he got killed." Jack asked.
"Of course, the girl was asking about her family, he would have been able to tell her right then." Cass responded. Jack walked off to the side to ponder his foster father's words, and Sam and Dean stared at him. Cass looked back.
"I had a lot of time to think about this." Cass muttered in embarrassment.
"Well you know you're forgetting a couple easier shortcuts." Dean replied. Jack heard him and rejoined them. "Ned should've told Jon about his mom before he went to the Wall. Either that or actually used Varys to get a message to him. I mean how hard would that've been?"
"Yeah, but he didn't want to distract Jon from becoming a member of the night's watch. And he didn't think he could trust Varys probably. He thought it would've kept Jon safe both times." Sam said.
"Okay, why didn't he tell his wife?"
"Same reason, Catelyn Stark was vindictive."
"Hey!" A female voice sounded, making the four men jump. They turned around slowly to see Brienne.
"What are you discussing?"
"Bikes" Dean said
"The dragons" Sam said
"Sansa stark" Cas and Jack said in unison. Brienne blinked and shook her head in confusion.
"Whatever land you come from I would like to learn more about, gentlemen. Learn what this 'bike' is." She said.
"You have carriages and wheelbarrows, it's just made for one person to work while sitting on it." Sam replied helpfully. Brienne nodded.
"I'm sure when I see one I'll be less confused by the image I imagine contrasted by your description."
"Why are you here?" Dean asked, adjusting his armor Jon had commissioned for him. Fit like a badass silver glove.
"Lady Sanda sent me here, although we've plenty of men guarding and patrolling outside Winterfell."
"Did you bring food and water?" Sam asked
"No, Lady Sansa didn't know to send some with me." Brienne replied in concern.
Winterfell was the next place the white walkers could find and destroy. The Wall destroyed through trickery and no dragon on their side, they only had foot soldiers coming.
"Maybe she knows Jaime's here." Dean muttered to Cas. Brienne stared at him, scrutinizing. Dean turned around quickly to watch for walkers when he caught the look on her face.
"Lady Arya wishes for me to send you back to Winterfell." The woman added. "Preferably as quick as possible."
"Why does she need us?" Sam asked
"I don't know, I'm merely the messenger." Brienne replied. "On your way." She gestured in a shooing fashion, Podrick coming to take the men's places. As Dean passed, the lady knight stared back at him.
"I've got a message from Lady Stark as well." Dean replied. "Make a move and make some babies with Ser Jaime, we're dying out here." Sam yanked him away and nervously laughed at Dean for the woman.
"Please, ignore him."
As Jack went past he smiled at her. Brienne looked at Podrick as the men walked away.
"Very strange people. I hope their world isn't filled with their kind."
"Nor do I, miladdy." Podrick replied. With annoyance from Dean bubbling inside her, she slapped the back of Pod's head.
"Stop calling me milady." She muttered.
