Chapter 4: secret meetings and fake herpes!
Kim's P.O.V.
Today had started out just fantastic. My mom didn't come last night and my homework didn't get done last night. Plus jerry came up to me today and threw his arm over my shoulder.
"hey mama." Jerry said. His friends eddie and Milton laughed.
"do I look like your mother jerry. I don't think so." I pushed his arm off and walked away. I turn around and give him a wink and I laughed.
But now. I am in the cage with the powerpuff girls. Talking about how. Jack brewer can be taken down.
"okay kim do your thang." Kelsey said. Damn she reminds me of that jerry kid.
"okay. What makes you so attracted to Jackson Brewer?"
"everything! His eyes, lips, broad shoulders, the way….." Lindsey said
"I get it. But Jack Brewer always has a date. So what we wanna do is make him undateable." I explained.
"how?" asked Lindsey."
"I have an idea but ill need your help. Lindsey do you know a photographer?" I asked
"yes." She said confused.
"alright bring me the pics that he takes got it. Good." I walked out leaving them in my dust.
_in chemistry-
"so um… kim I need you to be my lab partner?" jerry said.
"why? This isn't a just to get into my pants because I have to tell you. It wont happen." I laughed.
"no a caught my lab partner on fire." He said in all seriousness.
I couldn't help myself I just started laughing "how did he catch on fire and should I be afraid for my life?"
"well he was leaning over and I said 'swag yo your on fire.' And he started running when I said jump in the pool." Jerry explained.
I couldn't stop laughing. "at least you gave him a fair warning." Then I accidently spilled salt water on him.
"shit it burns it burns. Someone call my mommy. Someone call jack! I never got to have a fried twinkie." He started to cry.
"Jerry! Its sodium chloride suspension. You'll be fine." I laughed
"what's that?"
"jerry its salt water. All it can do is make you look like you pissed your pants."
"I think I did pee my pants." I laughed harder.
-3 days later-
Lindsey brought me the picture and I sent them into a friend who makes commercials. The next night all of us went to the movies and Jack was there with another girl. The commercial came on and she ran out on him because they believed he had gential herpes.
