Hey everyone I know ive been gone for a while so sorry I had business outside the country I hope this is good enough to make up for it.

I woke up in a daze, all I could smell was the scent of roses, dirt,. And sweat? "What the hell how'd I end up he..?" My question was answered before I could even finish it, I FELT the answer in my hand and squeezing my junk, Thalia lay under me still sweaty and naked with my hand on her boob and m dick still inside her Zoe was snuggled between Thalia's legs snoring happily. To say I was scared was an understatement I was in the middle of Olympus inside of one of Artemiss most favored lieutenants and her best friend was also currently laying naked beside us. "shitshitshitshit!" I had to get out of here and fast, where the hell am I anyway? All I can see are roses and statues, I try to inch myself out of Thalia which is not easy at all considering its first thing in the morning (you know what I mean don't pretend) and she feels way to good SERIOUSLY, why is she built this fine. Im almost free when i hear someone breathing hard and I feel Thalia start to wriggle. "Well good morning stud it feels like someone's ready for round two." She pushed back and started wiggling her hips. "HEEEY uh Thals here's the uh the wow that's awesome NO the thing is I have to meet with Artemis today and go through my training sooo BYE!" I yank myself out of her and hear her make a little mewling sound, I start hauling ass out of the garden and big surprise it's a freaking maze! I turn around the corner and see who owns this little love trap. "Well surprise, surprise Percy welcome to my little love garden."

Before me stood the one goddess I prayed to never meet anytime soon Aphrodite goddess of love and making love, and since I kind of just did the nasty in her garden I'm really not looking forward to this. "You know Percy for claiming to be a genophobic mess you sure just gave those little hunters one hell of a pile driving in my garden." Ooooh shit on a crap sandwich she knows. Right now every battle sense in my body is telling me to get ready and the other just peed itself. "Forgive me lady Aphrodite I was uum not myself last night something…happened and I ended up well you know….." with a swish of what I guess Hue Heffner would consider a robe she stood and walked over to me. "Oh I most definitely know what happened last night Percy you put most pornstars to shame, whale dick has a nice ring to it huh." I had to be three shades redder than the roses that surrounded me I had never been more embarrassed in my life. "Well Percy I must say it's my fault you had your little episode my garden is enchanted to put people in the baby making mood, now don't you have somewhere to be?" I was fully aware of where I needed to be at the moment but I was currently a statue boy. "Or if you prefer we can go a round on the ground?" HELL NO I would have ran away right then and there if Aphrodite's hand hadn't found its way to my pants. "Excuse me Lady Aphrodite but Artemis is expecting me very soon at her palace." She looked up and pouted at me which has got to be the most potent form of mind control I've ever seen, NO stay strong Percy you can get away from this. "Uuh lady Aphrodite may I remind you that if you do keep me here you would be betraying your fathers' orders by keeping me from my lessons." It was hard to keep my voice even while Aphrodite used her hand in pretty inventive ways to try and get a reaction from me. She sighed and stood up straight looking a little put out. "My word Jackson to think you'd let your fears hold you back, run to Lady Artemis, then you'll need all the help you can get." Ouch that one stung a little, as she sashayed her hips down the path I could only guess she was going to clean up our little mess. With my head hung low and anticipating the worst, I trudge off to Artemis's temple.

I push open the oak doors keeping myself low in case any arrows are about to fly at my head, to my surprise, there was no one in the main hall. "Helloooo?" not this crap again. "I am not doing the whole chase the seaweed brain game again so if you want me come and get some!" With my chest puffed out, hands guarding my face, and eyes closed I wait for the twang of a hundred bows but instead I hear evil laughter which is soooo much worse because I recognize it. "Hello Perseus, feeling a little brave aren't we, I wonder how long that will last?" Artemis is standing before me with one of the most psychopathic smiles I've ever seen, I'm talking the kind that's all teeth, and the glazed eyes just complete the Hannibal lector look. "…HI….." I hate me I really do, I doubt I fathom the amount of fear my body was trying to feel right now. "HI PERCY I JUST VISITED MY GOSSIPY SISTER APHRODITE AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE TOLD ME, DO YOU?" "…..HI….." Fuck you brain. That was my last thought before a sixteen year old girl who was half my weight knocked me flat on my ass with a sucker punch to the jaw, got to admit shese got one hell of an arm. In my fleeting moments of consciousness I could feel my body getting dragged around, it was hard enough to form a coherent thought much less figure out where I was being dragged.

I woke up late in the afternoon confused wet and alone in the middle of some kind of jungle. I slowly got up on my feet, looking down I see I'm not wearing a shirt or shoes. "Great now I'm lost and I'm going to get gangrene." As soon as I'm finished with my sentence I get smacked in the head with a banana which was followed by a giggle. "Surprised Percy, I hope you're enjoying the Rainforest you'll be spending a good bit of time here." Ok that answers where but not why the hell. "Um Lady Artemis would you happen to be a little upset with me." "Oh no Percy I'm much too happy thinking about the hell I'm about to put you through to be upset." That sounds bad, bad as in baaaaaad. "Percy I'm going to forget how you sodomized my two most important hunters and give you a chance to live… All you have to do is find me in a game of hide and seek." …..what….. No way I CAN LI.. Wait a minute. "Uh Lady Artemis this isn't some game of hide and seek where if I find you put an arrow in my junk right?" "No..I've got better plans than that." She licked her lips and stared at me like a predator. "Lady Artemis there has been a huge misunderstanding your two hunters raped ME!"…."Percy" "Yes Lady Artemis." "You should be running." My last though before running away was if predators in the rainforest would still want to eat you if you smell like pee and fear.