Chapter 5: feeling manly to project heartbreak
Kim's P.O.V.
Ugh. Why is it so hard to take down one indestructible boy? Ive been a good girl. Well except for my sarcasm. I get good grades. And yet nothing goes right. I was thinking about all of this when my mom opens the door and the powerpuff girls walk in. Kelsey sits down and opens her computer.
"kels what are you always doing on there?" I ask as I pull out four sodas. Handing one to each girls.
"you know my to do list, my what needs to go on my to do list, my academic study list…." She kept going.
"I get it thanks." Just then my mom comes in and so does Lindsey from the bathroom.
"guys why is it so hard to take him down. We give him herpes they give him an award." She explains.
My mom looks at me and so I explain. "mom its fake herpes."
"yeah the old. Fake herpes trick" she said as she stole my soda and walks away.
"kim. Has anyone ever told you that your mom is smoking." Lindsey said. The others agree.
"thanks for checking out my mom, but sorry bubbles shes straight." I said.
"why do you keep calling us names." Donna ask. As she was reading the back of a pill bottle.
"what are you taking?" I ask and walk over.
" guy bulk up I just wanna go up a cupsize." Donna announces.
Ding ding ding! I have an idea.
"whats scarier to a man? The answer is when he isn't feeling manly." I say as I hold up the pill bottle.
…at the big game….
Jack's p.o.v.
I don't know why but I can't concentrate on the basketball game. My nipples are sentitive and I wanna cry all the time. Some guy in the other team was pushing me with his foresarm.
"hey dude. Watch it. Their sentisitive." I said.
"go be a girl some where else." He said.
Im not a girl and I sure the hell don't act like one. I finally got the ball back and was going to do a slam dunk when my balls hit a guy in the face and I hit the floor. It was hard.
"jack are you okay? Jack we need you to finish up the game. Jack get up." The coach urged.
"no! no! no! no! jack jack jack jack. You all want something from me and im sick of it." I screamed and I ran out. Damn I do sound like a girl.
-the next day-
Everyone keeps looking at me weird. A few girls have told me how being intouch with my emotions makes me a real man and they wanna feel a real man. I feel bad for all my girlfriends so I decided to get ride of a few.
"donna(Kelsey)(Lindsey): hey babe. I decided your not the girl for me. Your not what im looking for in a long term relationship." And I walked away after being slapped countless times.
After telling them that I realized I do what a long term relationship. Its just I haven't found the right one so I go through them all.
-later that day-
Kim's P.O.V.
THE powerpuff girls walk into my room and yell he dumped me. I went and got the break up food and we were all talking about how much Lindsey is a slut and how chocolate is the jack brewer of all candy.
"I got it!" Donna yells.
"I don't mean to burst your bubble but yes you do have the frosting now hand it over." I said.
"no I know how to get back at jack." She giggled.
"how he dumped all of us." Bubbles said.
"not all of us." Kelsey said with a smirk. I turn my head and look behind me because all of them were staring at me.
"ohhh nooo no no no no ! not gonna happen." I yelled
"come on kim. He broke all of our hearts and you are the one who said to get revenge."
"ive never had a boyfriend. I wouldn't know nwhat to do at all."I yelled.
"youll have us. And I thought you said…." Kelsey said
"I said I knew some people like that. They guys my mom dates. Besides im way to sarcastic and I can take care of myself. Something he doesn't like." I said in a hurry.
"youll be his challenge. The one he really falls for and bam. Heart broken by his birthday." Lindsey explains.
"I don't want to be his challenge I want to me." I smile.
"fine stay invisible. With this you would be a legend." Donna played.
"fine. But im doing this my way." I yelled.
They squealed and bam now I'm a cheerleader. They told me I had to look hot. So im going to blow there minds.