This is pretty funny in my opinion.
Tori gasped as Queen Victoria walked over to the four with her arms crossed.
"Do any of you? It's important. I've been looking for him for ages," Queen Victoria said sternly.
"Yes," Amy said, "We are his companions. Amelia Pond Williams." Amy bowed respectively.
"Rory Williams, m'am," Rory said with a quick bow. The spotlight was on Tori now.
"Torrey Song," Tori introduced, using her full name. She bowed and smiled.
"Professor River Song, archaeologist," River said to the Queen.
"Oi, two of you are Scottish. Shouldn't you be in Scotland?" The Queen said sternly.
"I was raised in Scotland, ma'am until we moved here," said Tori, covering for them.
"So tell me… what do you, Your Majesty, know of the Doctor?" asked River Song.
"Well, let's go to a private room, shall we?" Queen Victoria said. The five wandered off into the castle, until they came around a corridor. The Queen pulled out a key and unlocked the door and let them enter inside. It was an apartment clearly of modern century.
"Be right back," said the Queen, who darted into the Hall. "Wait here."
"Well, she's clearly not really Victoria," laughed River. Any and Rory joined in, but Tori was too zoned out. She pulled out her phone and hurried to settings, finding the wifi setting. "Souffle" read the first one, so she clicked on it. Password… Tori looked around for a sticky note and found one on the fridge reading rycbar11. She quickly typed it in and went into Instagram. She still had then pictures from the orphanage up.
Tori gazed at the account, going onto the home screen and deleting each post one by one. She removed all her followers and stopped following everyone. She changed her profile pic to a random meme and removed the username and name, changing it to Outta Here.
She was done with Instagram. She no longer needed it and she didn't want anyone to see her travels. She wanted to live, not be stuck seeing pictures. By the time she was done, Victoria rushed out.
"Well than. I'm Clara, Clara Oswald, and I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. The real queen took a vacation with the Doctor and since we look like twins, I took her place. And now there are tons of murders, and the Doctor needs to help. Or at least get the real queen back," explained Clara. Clara looked at River. "You! I've met you before. At Trenzalore."
"Spoilers!" River growled. "I'm not there yet."
"So do you want an explanation of the Pond family tree?" Amy asked. Clara nodded.
"Yeah, so maybe I can understand something for once!" joked Clara.
"Okay so Rory and I are River's parents, and River and the Doctor are Torrey's parents," Amy said.
"Umm…" said Clara confused. "Okay. Brain processing. Alright then."Great! I guess I can handle that. Makes enough sense with the timey-wimey thing. But the Doctor has a kid? Woah backtrack a bit."
"Yeah, he has at least two, Tori and Jenny, for starters," River said. "It's a shame Jenny died though."
"River, last time I saw the Doctor I met two of his previous regenerations. The one with the spikey hair and glasses and the old one from the time war. I wanted to ask- have you ever met either of them?" Clara said to River. River slowly shook her head.
"No I've never met anyone besides bowtie boy. Not yet, at least," River said. "It's a shame, really." River looked down at her arm with the manipulator.
"We have to go," she gasped, "My sensors are picking up a silent. Everyone, grab on." Tori was sure to be the first to grab on, for her safety. Everyone gathered around and suddenly they were warped to another destination. Tori opened her eyes, finding her leg wrapped around Rory's head and Amy's body smashing down her own. Tori groaned as she let Rory free. Amy sat up, letting Tori up. Tori rubbed her head and blinked her eyes a few times to adjust to the new setting.
"We seem to now be on Castaway Cay, Disney's private Bahamian island," River observed. "Ooh! There's some kayaks! Shall we steal three and head to somewhere private?"
"No, River you need to stop stealing things! Mels!" Amy said, her voice getting tense.
"Alright Mother," River rolled her eyes and the five started walking on the sandy pathways. They followed the path to a seating area that was filled with cruise goers. It was shaded, but it didn't help with the extremely humid weather. A bunch of kids had Olaf and Sven cups and were sipping smoothies from them. Others were having burgers and fries. The five sat down at a table away from the others.
"Here we are then. Paradise. But we can't buy anything here sadly. Anyway, want to head to the beach?" Amy asked.
"No, mummy mummy pay attention. I can take you back if you want to hang out. We need to focus on finding the Doctor. Clara's Doctor. Then we'll backtrack to the Ponds' doctor. That's the Doctor we need to find," explained River. "So let's start by finding a private area where we can use my vortex manipulator to get back to London."
"Good idea," agreed Amy. "Lead the way." They all got up from the table and headed to find a map. Once they found a map of the island, River pointed to the runway where planes flew in.
"If we go there we can get out of sight easily," she said quietly. The others nodded, not wanting to protest. And so the companions set off for the runway, and they found a spot hidden from the vacationers. It was shaded and cool.
"Alright, let's go to… hmm let's see. Who votes London 2008?" River asked.
"Oi, River, wasn't that the year of the invasion?" asked Amy, "The year that the Earth was moved?" River nodded slowly.
"Yes, and I think it might be smart to pick up some of his older companions," River said quickly, punching in numbers on her vortex manipulator. "Grab on!" Tori put her hand over the manipulator and smiled.
"I'm ready mum!" she said enthusiastically.
"Alright sweetie. Mother?" River said to Amy. Amy nodded.
"Game on," Amy joked, her voice full of excitement. Rory laughed.
Rory laughed, "Count me in." He put his hand on the pile. All eyes were on Clara now. Clara looked awkwardly at the other companions.
"Sure! Why not?" Clara rolled her eyes and put her hand on top of Rory's. "Come on. We need a Geronimo!" River laughed.
"Or in my words, Spoilers!" Suddenly, the five were warped to a new place- London. But this time, modern London. 2008. Tori looked around… or tried to. All she could see was golden curls. River's hair was in Tori's face.
"Oof! Mum, could you get off?" snapped Tori, angry and completely covered. Clara was laying on her legs, and Amy literally on top of her stomach. It was hard to breathe. River finally lifted her head and Tori gasped for breath.
"Aww, air!" exclaimed Tori, with positivity. She breathed quickly and looked down.
"Amy, get off," Tori grumbled. Amy backed off and lifted herself off Tori.
"Oi, calm down mini-River!" Clara hissed, lifting her head off Tori's legs. "It's not our fault we came here like… whatever this is."
Tori rolled her eyes and pushed herself up with her arms. She jumped on to her feet and dramatically rose to her feet. She spotted Rory a few feet away from the pile, rubbing his head. Tori closed her eyes and whispered a random sentence that popped into her head. "Bad wolf."
"What, Tors?" Amy turned around immediately and looked at Tori.
"Nothing. Just thinking aloud," Tori replied softly, her tone of voice with a bit of annoyance in it. Amy rolled her eyes and turned back around.
"Okay, we're in 2008, great! What do we do now?" said Amy sarcastically.
"I've teleported us to the Torchwood building to find Captain Jack Harkness, an associate of the Doctor's," River explained. "Now to contact them… Tori, can I use your cell phone?" Tori nodded and handed the Samsung phone to River. River went into emergency calls and dialed,
(9101112) 5721-8276-90123
"That's not a real number though!" Clara commented. River shook her head.
"Nope, it is. Believe me, Jack will answer," River said. Beep. Beep. Beep.
"Hello?" a voice said from the other line, an American voice.
"Jack? It's River. Can you let us in? We're right outside," River said into the phone.
"Alright Doctor Song, we'll be down in a second," Jack's voice replied through the phone and immediately hung up. Only a second later (or so it felt), a door opened and Jack came walking out of the tall building.
"Hey guys!" greeted Jack, who had on his vortex manipulator and a baseball cap. Tori smiled- Jack was very friendly (and charming). She immediately liked him. But River seemed impatient with him, and Rory and Amy were both confused too. He walked over to River. Jack said, "How are ya, River?"
"Fine, just fine thank you for asking. We're here because we need to see the Doctor," River said, "And we know who his companion is, but we don't know where and when to meet them. I've read through records and the Doctor says he last saw Rose Tyler at Dårlig Ulv-Stranden in Norway. Only problem is that was in an alternate universe so we need to find a time when they're all together in this year, Donna, Martha, Mickey, Rose, Sarah Jane, and the others. Do you have any clue?" Jack shrugged.
"Well, I'd chat to Martha Jones Smith in about a year. She'd know. I can give you the coordinates," Jack said. "Everyone grab onto River's wrist." Jack punched in some coordinates, while everyone grabbed on, and nodded to River.
"Alright. Thank you, Jack!" River exclaimed, and quickly punched in the command to take off. Surprisingly, everyone landed on their feet. They were in London, clearly a year later. They saw a woman with black hair and dark brown skin in a car, waiting impatiently in traffic. She had music blasting, sounding like some Taylor Swift album. The only problem was… they had landed on the road.
"Curse him!" hissed River, "There's always a catch with him." The five ran off the road and onto the grass before any oncoming cars could hit them. They ran right in front of the jeep with the woman in it and got an immediate HOOOONNNNKKK! The woman peeked out of the window.
"Oi! Get off the road!" she yelled. River walked up to the car.
"Martha Jones, pull over. We need some help. Concerning the Doctor," River Song said to Martha. Both concern and sadness flooded on Martha's face, and she nodded.
"Alright. Get out of the way," commanded the young doctor. Tori took a step back, her old black Converse getting dirtier by the minute. Her once clean Jean shorts were splattered with mud, and her t-shirt sporting the Les Miserables logo seemed to live up to its name, miserable. Martha drove the car to the side and braked. The car door swung open and Martha walked to the group.
"'Ello," Martha said, "Dr. Martha Smith." Tori gazed at Amy, Rory, and Clara, who were being far too enthusiastic.
"Professor River Song, archaeologist," River introduced. "Enough time for introductions later. Let's get down to business. We need to know when you, Donna, Mickey, Jack, and Rose were all together."
"I'd go last year. Just teleport to… well, can I see your vortex manipulator?" Martha asked. She took the vortex manipulator in hand and entered some coordinates before handing it back. All of the companions grabbed on, except for Martha.
"Thanks," Martha smiled, "see you around." River nodded before pressing the button, with a hard slam. Tori blinked her eyes open to a dark, damp street. She was all alone, except for a man and a woman with bright red hair, but not quite as pretty as Amy's. The man's face was filled with happiness as he began to run towards something. Tori turned her head to see a blonde woman who was also running. They're running to each other, Tori realized. Suddenly, a beam of light was shot from a strange metal robot. Another beam of light shot the robot from a different side.
"We can't meddle now. Let's go a bit in the future," River said. Everybody grabbed on once more and finally they saw the entire group together outside the TARDIS.
"River?" a voice said, coming from a man in a swooshy coat and spiky brown hair.
"Hello sweetie," River said, smiling. The man looked confused, wanting to long with sadness.
"We need your companions help," River pleaded. Tori noticed the same blonde hair woman she'd seen earlier was seeming to be holding onto the man's shoulder. Something told Tori that River was secretly jealous,
The blonde haired girl didn't even seem frightened by their appearance. Tori learned to just roll with things, but even the fact that the people weren't at all frightened by their appearance scared Tori.
"Hello, I'm the Doctor," the man with the spiky hair said to Tori, Amy, Rory, and Clara. He looked confused, "And you must be?"
"Spoilers. You'll learn in your own time, honey," River said to the Doctor scoldingly.
"Anyway, Mr. Doctor," Tori piped up, "we need to borrow your…" she turned to her mum.
"Companions," said River, completing Tori's sentence.
"Companions," Tori echoed River's statement. Tori stood proudly that she had actually spoken to the man. Tori watched as the Doctor nervously eyed Tori and the others.
"For what, may I ask?" the Doctor asked, quizzically. River laughed.
"Unimportant, dear now can we steal your TARDIS?" River said. The Doctor shook his head.
"'Fraid I need to use it," the Doctor said.
"We will return it right after we leave," Tori added. The Doctor looked down at his feet.
"Oh fine. Now hurry up already," the Doctor says. All the companions rush inside. Tori's face melted. She could barely get a word out. The awe that filled her was greater than it had ever been..
"It- it-" she couldn't believe what she was seeing. The small police box she had just seen outside- this couldn't be it! "Bigger! Inside! Boom!"
The entire TARDIS filled with laughter.