what is this crap

"Wake up Tori," a voice spat. Tori's eyes panically fluttered open. A women with way too much makeup and black hair in a bun stood right in front of Tori. Tori found her arms latched down to chair arms, and her feet tied.

"What in the name of…" Tori soon saw a board in the background with her full name, DNA information, birthdate, heartbeat speed, and personality traits plastered on it electronically.

"Don't bother struggling, it won't do any of us good," the woman growled. Obediently, Tori remained still. "My name is Madame Kovarian and welcome to the silence." The where?

"Pardon me but I'm Scottish and aren't really a spacey-"

"Liar," hissed Madame Kovarian, "we know everything Torrey Song."

"Oh great," Tori groaned, "for once I can't be clever. Oh I don't like that." Madame Kovarian rolled her eyes.

"You are too much like the Doctor," she growled. Tori didn't decline that, for it was something to be proud of.

"Now straight to the point. Why am I here and strapped to a chair?" Tori asked, frustration filling her.

"We have a plan for you, but first we need to do something." Suddenly, everything went blank.

When Tori's eyes opened, she was in a chair. But why did she know the chair? A orphan of her age wasn't allowed to watch sci-fi movies. And why was she not at the orphanage?

"We performed a mind wipe on you… but don't worry, the memories were extremely unpleasant. You begged us to perform them," a voice said. Tori knew that voice. It was Madame Kovarian. But how did she know it?

"Ok… uh… where are we and why am I here?" Tori asked.

"We are training you to defeat a horrible monster," the woman said. There was something off about all this.

"Okay…" Tori said, "but I'm just some Scottish orphan. I'm not Annie or anything."

"You are special Victoria. In fact Miss Har herself said so," said Madame Kovarian.

"Really?" excitement filled Tori.

"Yes. And we now know why. You see, Tori, you are what you'd call three quarters alien," the woman said. Three quarters alien? What was the woman talking about.

"No. I'm human, I come from the planet earth, and I am definitely not some star of a sci-fi TV show!" Tori hissed, not believing the words, "so if you'd pop me back home, pleasure to meet you, oh, but not really."

"Young girl you will work for us! Stetson give her her bloody memory back," the woman hissed. A shock ran through Toris body before she once more fainted.

When Tori reawakened she remembered everything.

"Oh when mum hears about this-"

"She can. She's watching right now."

"She can't be on your side! My mum would never-"

"You're right, she isn't," Madame Kovarian gestured to a glass window. Suddenly some sort of platform was released. Tori's mum was chained up and somehow asleep. "If you don't help, River Song dies." Tori gasped. No! River was in certain danger just because of her? This wasn't fair at all!

"Alright so if I help you, you'll spare her?" Tori managed to choke out. She'd do anything to help River, even if she'd only known her for a few days. Tori was just too good.

"Alright, first here's a gun," one of the workers tossed Tori a small handgun. Tori barely caught it, using both hands.

"Uh, how does it work?"

"I thought you said she knew," hissed the worker.

"Figure it out Tori Song, it'll be quite qAp onlinethe challenge," Madame Kovarian sneered. Tori's face was surely filled with fear, her hands pointing the gun to the ground. There was just one trigger. No. Tori couldn't use it. But than again, if she wanted her mum to live, she had to. Tori pulled the trigger. The beam of light was headed for the ground. It went through the floor and left a large hole.

"Oopsies," Tori mumbled, "I'm sorry I didn't mean to…"

"Oh it's okay. Tori Song, you are a natural. I don't think you need any training at all," laughed Madame Kovarian viciously.

"This is cruel," Tori hissed, "why can't you just hire the master or something?"

"You mean Mistress, dear," a new voice?(+_+) a Scottish voice, filled her ears. An older woman, hair in a bun, with almost a Mary Poppins costume on, walked into the room.

"Mistress? I'm sorry but even I could think of a better name," Tori snorted. The woman had such a disgusted look on her face, Tori found it hilarious. "Gosh is anyone ever going to nail first impressions around here?"

Missy laughed.

"You take after your father so much," Missy snorted, "pity they want you to kill him."

"What?" Tori's mind went alert. No! They couldn't kill her father! This was absurd. "I am not killing my father! Go hire that gal Clara or something! I have a good heart and will never help."

"Than we'll remove all the air from River's cell," Madame Korvarian's words echoed through Tori. She'd have to lose one parent no matter what.

"Lemme think about it," Tori said, "just give me a few days." And that sentence is how Tori managed to keep a gun. Never trust a girl and her gun. She could minorly injure the guards and save both her and her mother. She could get outta there. So Tori watched as the guards blocked the cell's controls as well as the door. They were unarmed.

It isn't going to be fair, but thats life, it'nd it? Tori thought, and pointed the gun at one of the guards arms. Did she really want to do this? For the sake of the Galaxy, I'm saving my mum! And so Tori pulled the trigger. She aimed at the other guard's arm, and might've accidently shot it's torso. The final guard was calling somebody on the phone, screaming for help. Tori just put the gun on a stun setting and shot at the man. He fell, fainted.

"Alright mum we're getting out of here," she mumbled before picking up the phone. "Sorry guys but we're escaping. Hausta la Vista!" And so Tori started punching random buttons, all except the big red button that literally read death. Suddenly, the glass slipped away. Tori ran into the chamber and watched as River slowed into conciousness. Tori tugged at her hair urgently.

"Get up mum! We're going home!" Tori hissed, and glanced torwards the door. Nothing yet. But a red light flashed above, so Tori knew to hurry. Tori dragged River out of the chamber. River pushed herself up. "Mum do you know the way out?"

"No Tori they wiped my… oh wait. Tori, wait till the door opens. And who gave you a gun?"

"It's a long story," Tori waved her arm backwards, and with that momentum tossed the gun to River. The door opened and a troop of guards, unarmed again, stood in the doorway. River obviously killed them all, one by one. Tori uncomfortably weaved through the dead bodies lying on the floor.

"Let me lead!" screamed River. Tori dramatically let River pass. They ran down the hall until they made a right turn.

"Are those… escape pods?"

"Yes they are and they are our only chance. Now get in!"

Tori looked and ducked through the small circular entrance. They were larger inside, with a control panel and pilot's chair, and than a few chairs behind with seat belts. A florescent blue light lit the inside, making it bright enough to see. Tori went first and went into one of the backseats. She strapped herself in, locking the seatbelt. River soon followed, taking a seat at the control. Tori felt a jerking as the capsule separated from the main ship.

"Hey mum-"

"Not now. Let me focus."

Tori let out a groan and found her phone in her pocket, "eh, mum? Can you turn around-"

"Not now Torrey Amelia Song let me drive!" Tori went into her phone and dialed the Doctor's number. She held the phone up to her ear.

"Oi Doctor! Mind picking us up?"

It wasn't the Doctor who answered.

"What's your name again, Tori?" a cockney acccented voice answered, "and we're on our way. This is Clara, by the way."

"Thanks Clara. Tell my dad I say hi, alright?" Tori basically yelled into the phone. River started waving torwards something. Tori couldn't see what until a beam of light struck her face. The TARDIS had found them! Excitement filled her as she put her phone away.

"Tori unbuckle your seatbelt," suddenly River shot through the glass, the crack almost ear piecing. But suddenly sound disappeared. And so River burst through the glass, her body floating torwards the TARDIS. Tori repeatedly tried to shout, but the space wouldn't allow it. And so she shot after her mother. Tori found the sense of zero gravity unnerving. Her body found gravity, it pulled her into the TARDIS and she collasped on the floor. Face flat.

"I'm not getting up," she grumbled. Team TARDIS burst into laughter. And so they shut the door, leaving Tori face down on the TARDIS floor. "Really? I was just kidding!" And so Tori pushed herself up and joined the others in the console room.

"We have to make a stop," announced the Doctor, "Clara and I have business. River, I trust you to take care of my TARDIS. Don't get into any trouble and uh Tori?" The Doctor walked over and hugged Tori, his embrace warm around his daughter, "I hope you enjoy the TARDIS." And so the Doctor walked to the console and engaged it in flight.

Tori walked to the bedrooms and laid down on her bunk. The bottom was empty, so she covered it with her stuff. She collasped and pulled out her phone. She opened the camera. Her once ordinary hair was a mess. Knots were spread out in the bottom. Tori let out a hiss. She'd have to brush it out. So she grabbed her hairbrush and began to stroke the brush through her hair. She tugged and it struggled through.

Once it was done, she looked in the mirror, her long hair to one side. She was satisfied. Suddenly a knock on the door frightened her. It was Clara, her face white with fright. Tori was confused. Why was Clara so shaken?

"What's wrong Ozzie?"

"The Doctor found a girl but he can't help her."

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