Hey guys I really sorry that I it took so long for the first chapter to come out I got held up with school work and haven't had enough time to edit this chapter but the second one will be up shortly I promise, again I'm really sorry guys. this is my first story so go easy on me please. I do not own Naruto, SAO, Baka and Test, and Fairy Tail please Enjoy:D

Its time to take the test of all test and and everybodys calm and focused...almost everybody

In the middle of the classroom was a boy sweating bullets and trembling with fear. Looking as lost as can be this boy has long, spikey, unruly, blonde hair, a sporting tan,blue ocean like eyes, and three unique whiskers marks on each of his cheeks. He was wearing the usual school uniform, a white tucked in t-shirt, over that was a black blazer with gold hair, and navy blue pants, his name is...Naruto Uzumaki, first rate idiot.

Naruto wasnt the tastiest pie out the oven(Lol)but,he always knew when to give it his all and never give up..even when the odds are slim.

[In Naruto's mind]c'mon why am i so nervous i studied all night for this test im not gonna give up before i even start

30 minutes later

[In Naruto's mind]what the heck is this a job application why are all these questions hard!

like i said not the tastiest pie. It was almost time to turn in the test and Naruto was in trouble, he'd even know he got most of the question wrong

[In Naruto's mind]I'm so screwed I don't no none of these answers this sucks...wait i just remembered..."The last resort"

"The last resort" is an idea that Naruto and Yoshii came up when they were little and over the years it has worked perfectly and it was just for these types of situations. Suddenly Naruto stood up from his seat, his chair making a screech caused everyone to stop writing and look up at Naruto with a confused look as this happens Naruto says

[Naruto]Excuse me teach can I go to the nurse I think I have a rash on my butt!

That outburst caused most of the class to laugh out loud and uncontrollably but, made the teacher upset

[Teacher]No but what you can do is sit down or Fail!

[Naruto]y-yes sir.

Now you maybe thinkin that "The last resort" is to find just an excuse to leave the classroom, that's were your wrong. The priority of "The last resort" is not just to call an idiotic outburst but, to cause an outburst to distract the class so he has time to look at other people's paper to get some answers. Or if the excuse actually did work that would great to, its kinda of a win-win situation. That my friends is "The last resort".

[In Naruto's mind]hehe the nurse thing may have not worked but, at least I got me some answers *big grin* THIS TEST IS AS GOOD AS RAMEN!

2 days later after the test

It was a bright sunny day and Naruto is going for a walk, happy because he has a good feeling that he passed his test(and also discounts at Ichiraku's)but, even Naruto admits that he cheated and it didn't feel right to do it so, after he finished his test he promised to never use "The last resort" again. So as Naruto is walking minding his own business he hears one of his assistant principle's

[assistant principle] Huh? is that...heyy it is,HEY NARUTO!

[Naruto] Huh?...who was that?...ohh it's you, old man Gildarts!

[Gildarts] Hey Naruto just the guy I was looking for.

Now let me Introduce Gildarts one of the assistant principle of Fumizuki Academy. Gildarts is a tall light/brown skinned muscular man, He has shoulder length orange hair and a stubby beard. He wears a plain white t-shirt with three buttons on top, navy blue pants, black formal boots, and a long brownish/blackish coat over his shoulders. Gildarts was a nice guy who cared for the students as much as he did he daughter, he was also strong to, like, as strong as iron man so Naruto knew not to do anything stupid when he is around.

[Naruto] what's up old man Gildarts, how are ya doin?

[Gildarts] ugh don't ask, going to all these meeting can wear a guy out ya know?

[Naruto] don't worry old man Gildarts, someday ill cancel all those stupid meetings for you. Believe It!

[Gildarts] Thank you Naruto I wish you good luck with that, anyway Naruto I have some very important news for you.

[Naruto] Huh what's I it?

[Gildarts] Its your test grade of course

[Naruto] REALY!

[Gildarts] yeah I was going to drop it off at your house but I ran into right here so...here you go

[Naruto] oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, OH MAN, I wonder what class I'm in, maybe I'm in class 2-C or 2-B...or, maybe I'm in class 2-A with the high tech microwave so I can cook some instant ramen

As Naruto said that he went into a deep, happy thought about going to school with 10-20 cups of instant ramen everyday.

[Naruto in thought] Mmmm...instant ramen

[Gildarts] Hey kid are you on? What's with that goofy expression?

[Naruto] Oh man, I cant wait to find out I'm gonna open it now!

Naruto was opening the envelope Gildarts gave him, and to nobody's surprise(except for Naruto's)Naruto found out that his ramen dream turned into a nightmare...real quick

[Naruto]...WHAT THE HELL!

Naruto failed. Miserably.

[Gildarts] Hn? What's is it Naruto?

Gildarts starts to walk over to Naruto and looks at his results

[Gildarts] Oh yeah, your results

[Naruto] *falls on his knees* Why? why? why? why?

[Gildarts] Why you ask? Because of that stunt you pulled during the test

[Naruto] Wait...how did you know!?

[Gildarts] *smirks* hmph I have my ways Naruto.

[Naruto] ...It was Yoshii wasn't it.

[Gildarts] *sighs* Yeah, both of your teachers came up to me saying you boys caused a scene and said some idiotic excuse to going to the nurse

[Naruto] Dang It!

[Gildarts] Don't worry Naruto, there's always next time just work harder

[Naruto] But...but...my instant ramen

[Gildarts] *Sighs* Next time Naruto don't copy anybody's else test, but just do your best. Remember it doesn't matter if you fail what matters is that you gave it your all. See Ya

[Naruto] Wait, old man Gildarts *Naruto gets up off his knees gripping his results tightly*

[Gildarts] Hm, what is it?

[Naruto] H-How many...

[Gildarts] Hm, how many what?

[Naruto] How many questions did I get right?!

[Gildarts] ...On your own...four.

[Naruto] *An arrow shoots threw Naruto's heart* GAH!

[Gildarts] And that includes your Name and the date.

[Naruto] *Multiple arrows shoots threw Naruto heart* AHH! *Naruto falls backwards and lets go his results*

[Gildarts] Well I got to go to a meeting. See ya in a few weeks.

As Gildarts was leaving an unconscious, depressed Naruto on the ground Naruto's results was dancing with the air and soon the results landed on his saying...class 2-F.

At a corner of a store there was a somebody watching the whole thing

[girl]...Naruto-Kun...