I do not own Fairy Tail, SAO, Naruto, or baka and test, i hope you enjoy this story and shouts out to my fans:)

[red haired figure] I see you're doing well natsu, I hope you and gray are getting along and not fighting

[Natsu] *eyes widen* N-No way is that?

Chapter 3: The start of a chaotic year part 3

As Natsu slowly turns around, shook with fear and death he witnessed the monster before him

[Natsu] E-ERZAAA!

[Erza] Hello there, Natsu

[Natsu] NO WAAAY!

Erza Scarlet: fierce, menacing, independent, a natural born leader. Erza is a young women with long, scarlet hair and brown eyes. She has a slender voluptuous figure of a body that most people would be jealous of, she's also wearing the women usual uniform for school. Erza has been like a big sister to almost everybody she's met, her childhood was rough which is why she looks out and motivates the people she cares about. She entirely looks out for Gray and Natsu as she hopes to grow there relationship.

[Erza] And hello to you to, Gray

[Gray] H-Hey Erza H-How you've been *laughing nervously *

[Erza] well I've been doing pretty well actually, *glares at Natsu and Gray * and I hope I can say the same to you two

Natsu and Gray holds each other in a friendly manner, arms around eachothers necks

[Gray] *nervously* Y-Yeah of course we're like best friends, I can't stay a whole minute away from him

[Natsu] *nervously* yep we're like best amigos, me saka tu taka

[Gray] *mumbles* it's me casa su casa flamebrain, and what does that have to do with being friends?

[Natsu] *mumbles* give me a break it's the first thing that came to mind

[Erza] What makes you think I should believe you guys so easily?

[Gray] Oh cmon Erza You know us I would dodge a bullet for this guy

[Natsu] Hahaaa- I wouldn't go that far

[Hideyoshi] umm besides Grays and Natsus endless brawl I couldn't help notice what you're carrying Erza, that wouldn't happen to be Lucy right?

[Erza] good eye Hideyoshi, yes it is

Lucy grumbles and grunts in an entirely depressing manner

[Natsu] Ha! I knew it, but why does she look so...defeated

Gray and Natsu unlock arms

[Gray] Yeah you're right, hey Lucy you ok?

Lucy continues to grunt and grumble

[Shimada] uhh Lucy, are you ok?

[Erza] don't waste your time you guys, she's been like this ever since I came to her house

Kouta begins slowly sliding under Erzas skirt

[kazuto] But why, is Lucy sick or something ?

kouta slides further under Erza

[Erza] no not at all, in fact what I found out this morning is actually going to help us a lot

kouta is nearly there and his nose is beginning to bleed

[Yoshii] oook, and what's that?

Just as Kouta was beginning to experience Erza dynamite area she steps on his face along with his camera

[Kouta] AHHHH!

[Erza] *smirks*That Lucy will be in this class along with us

[Eveybody] WHAT!

Part II

[Kouta] *In the background while wiping and fixing his camera lens* jeez, THESE CAMERAS ARENT CHEAP YKNOW

[Natuto] wait so let me get this straight, Lucy is going to be in class F with us, but how?

[Natsu] And how exactly is this gonna benefit us?

[Erza] Summoners War

Everyone gave Erza a shocking look

[Gray] What about the summoners War?

[Erza] since school has already begun there will be a summoning war at any moment, Shimada, Kazuto,

Yuuji, and myself are all the protection this class has of making a huge fool of ourselves, or winning in that matter, it would be different if we had Shikamaru but due to *looks at Shikamaru * "reasons" he won't be able to assist us in any type of battling way for a little while

[Gray] That does make a lot of sense, and I won't be as much help either since Natsu got us both kicked out but, that still doesn't explain how did Lucy end in here with the rest of us, unless she failed, and I doubt that could've happened

[Yoshii] Yeah I mean cmon its like a... 0.5 out of 5% chance she could've failed

[Naruto] 0.5 out of 5%?

[Yoshii] Yeah dude, think about it, if five was a whole number then 0.5 would be like ten percent out of that five percent, Lucy maybe smart but let's be honest she's not that smart.

[Naruto] huh, now that you put it that way it does make a lot of sense, *smiles* look at you yoshii doing basic math

[Yoshii] well what can I say, all in a days work heheh

[Shikamaru in background ] Isn't 0.5 is the same thing as 5%?

[Yuuji in background ] Let's just let them have there moment

[Kazuto] Lucy may not be an AB student but she does know her stuff, surprisingly, but wait how'd you found out she was going to be in the same class as us?

[Erza] Easy, she had the slip of paper on her dresser that said-

[The gang] class 2-F

They all had a depressed and sad gloom over there heads

[shimada] So Lucy did fail the test huh?

[Erza] you will have to ask her when she's completely conscious, I had to force her to get out of her bed, and once she did I put her clothes on, did her makeup and we were out the door.

[shikimaru and yuuji] *in thoughts* so that explains why she looks like a train wreck

[Naruto] Man I almost feel bad for her, well she'll feel better when she sees us

[Hideyoshi] I doubt that would make her feel better

[Yuuji] Hey Erza if I'm not mistaken you said "we" right, as in you and Lucy?

A shudder feels its way down Gray and Natsus spines

[Erza] That's right, from this day forward I will be attending class 2-F with you guys

silence and fear dwells within Natsu and Gray

[Natsu] *walking out the door* welp, I think it's time for me to dropout

[Gray] *also walking out the door* yep sounds like a plan

[Erza] I don't think so

Erza grabs and drags Natsu and Gray back to the room

[Naruto] Wait does that mean you also failed the Test to?

[Shimada] Well that has to be it, but Erza is actually smart

[Shikamaru] She didn't fail *everyone turns there head towards Shikamaru * we all know Erza isn't lazy or clueless like the rest of us, she must've had somebody connections within the school, am I right?

[Erza] *smirks* you got me there, nothing ever get passed you Shikamaru now does it

[Shikamaru] It's only obvious, but what I don't know is the reason why you would choose class F, it would be a drag to think about

Silence fills the air

[Erza] *smiles* well, if you must know it's because I wanted too

[Everybody] HUH!?

[Hideyoshi] But why, you of all people should've known what we were getting into if we failed

[Natsu] Yeah what she said

[Hideyoshi] I'm still a guy!

[Erza] Of course I knew, but it was all the more to join this class, you see I-

As Erza was going to continue her sentence Lucy began to grow cautiousness Erza sat her near the corner a little while ago so she could rest, and everyone's eyes closed in on her

[Lucy] Huh? W-what's going on where am I?

Lucy says in a startling manner

[Natsu] Heey, Lucy

[Lucy] N-Natsu, is that you?

[Natsu] Yep *smiles* it's been a little while, how you feeling

[Lucy] *sighs* Horrible, I feel like I got hit by a truck, but where are we exactly?

[Gray] you're in Fumizuki Academy, Erza carried you from your home and got you dressed, you was knocked out this whole time

[Lucy] R-really?

[Erza] Yes I came by your home to see if you wanted to walk to school together, when your father let me in I seen that you were sorta unconscious, so I got you dressed and ready to go

[Lucy] Wow, thank you Erza I really appreciate-

[Erza] But might I say you have very *Erza begins to blush*...unusual...Undergarments Lucy

[Kouta in background] Very, Unusual, UNDERGARMENTS

Kouta begins to try and bare witness to these treasuring undergarments

[Lucy] DONT GO THROUGH MY UNDERWEAR NEXT TIME!

[Lucy] yeeah sadly, I don't even remember leaving the house, but wait Gray if your here, and if Natsus here, then I'm really in class F?

[Gray]

o-oh uhh, yeah..sorry

[Lucy] *depressed sighs* and here I thought it was a dreeeam

[Natsu and Gray in background] ...so cruel

[Lucy] I'm sorry guys, it's just that when I found out I was going to be in class F I haven't been myself, I don't have the energy to do anything* becomes depressed * I haven't even found the motivation of living anymore

[kouta] *getting close under Lucy's skirt* oooooh but I think I have *nose starts to bleed*

Erza looks down and glares at Kouta and his Pervy actions, he slowly begins to slide from near end of Lucy's skirt

[Shimada] Hey Lucy, it's so good to see you

[Lucy] Oh Hey Shimada, it's good to see you too

Lucy and Shimada are really happy together

[Shimada] I know, I thought I was gonna be the only girl in this class

[Lucy] well it's a good thing I'm here *starts to gloom* I guess

[Shimada] Hey Lucy, if you don't mind me asking how did you end up in class 2-F, *laughing nervously * you didn't really fail it like the rest of us did you hehe?

Lucy glooms and mopes even harder as she crawls into a corner while silently weeping

[Yuuji] I'll take that as a yes

[Yoshii] Way to go shimada you and your flat chest made Lucy upset

Shimada grabs Yoshii and a two legged choke hold!

[Shimada] Nnnnrgh! What does my chest have to do with any of this!

[Yoshii] Owwowowow I was just kidding I'm sorry, I'm sorryyyyyyy!

[Kouta] *Staring under Shimadas skirt* ooooooh yes God point to your light

[Lucy] it's not fair! I studied so hard and all night preparing for this test and I still failed, *whispers to self* now Im stuck in a classroom that smells like a used car lot and a bunch of perverts

[Naruto] umm, does she know we can still hear her?

[Kazuto] at least she got the room smell right

part III

It's been two hours since the commotion of class F being class F, and there has been no sign of the teacher, not that it wasn't a surprise, being in class F you expect to get the worst teacher in the school.

[Naruto] Nnnnrgh! Where the heck is our teacher! It's been almost three hours, don't we need to start class?

[Yuuji] Well what do you expect we are class F man

[Shimada] yuujis right, we cant really get upset about this, we are the lowest class, it would be surprising if he showed up, or if we even have one

[Naruto] well I got something for him if, or when he shows up *evil laughter *Hey Yoshii

[Yoshii] Hm Yeah What's up?

[Naruto] Yoshii ol buddy ol pal don't I have a plan

Naruto pulls Yoshii closer and begins to whisper in Yoshiis ear, and in just few seconds you can see them both smiling an evil, creepy smile and sinister laughter

[Hideyoshi] Uhhh are you guys ok, you're starting to freak me out

[Shimada] *hiding behind Hideyoshi * I know right, just what are you guys planning to do anyways?

[Naruto] Oh, just wait and see Shimada, it's going to be hilarious

15 minutes later has passed and Naruto and Yoshii just can't seem to stop snickering, and they seem to what looks like tinkering with the classroom door

[Yoshii] Aw man, this is gonna be hysterical

[Naruto] A friendly for the jerk that's suppose to be here right now

[Kazuto] Really You guys, this is your way of a "friendly welcome"?

[Naruto] Hell Yeah! just wait, the lucky bastard that walks through that door is going to be in for a surprise

[Kazuto] oook, but do you guys really think setting the eraser from the chalk board on top of the door is necessary?

[Yoshii] Uh Yaa, and besides It's his fault for coming in late

[Kazuto] Well I, cant argue there

Naruto and Yoshii struggle to put the eraser on top of the classroom sliding door

[Naruto] *struggling* almost, got it

[Yoshii] cmon dude he can be here any minute

[Naruto] *still struggling* allllmost, Ha got it!

[Yoshii] Awesome!

Both Naruto and Yoshii walk back to the group of friends

[Naruto] hehehehehee oh man this is gonna be hilarious

[Yoshii] *Snickering* dude I cant wait any longer

[Gray] idiots, do you really think he would fall for such a lame prank like that?

[Naruto] Yeah why wouldn't he huh?

[Gray] Because it's something to expect out of low rate students, you have to think on these things

[Natsu] says the one with no clothes on

[Gray] Wha- Again!

[Shikamaru] to be real Grays right, I mean you're coming in late to a classroom filled with pranksters like you guys or dummies like us, there's no way he'd fall fo-

Before Shikamaru could finish the classroom door slid open slowly, and the first thing to enter was the head of what assumed to be the teacher, and what came below him was an eraser filled with chalk dust and lint. It was silence, the only thing you heard was the eraser hitting the floor, and it stay completely quiet until..

[Naruto] HAHAHA HE TOTALLY FELT FOR IT

[Kazuto] they...got him

[Gray] I cant believe he actually feel for it

[Shikamaru in thought]He actually failed for a trick like that, then again he is a class F teacher, not much like he cares

[Natsu in background] *trying to hold in his laughter* he failed for it, he's actually as dumb as we are this is priceless

As half of the class was laughing there butts off Erza ran up to to the teacher and humbly apologizes

[Erza]Sir! I am terriblely sorry for this foolish prank that was put on you, I should've paid more attention to what my classmates were doing

While Erza was busy apologizing Naruto and Natsu was in the background cracking jokes about the situation

[Naruto] HAHA HEY YOSHI WOULDNT YOU SAY THAT WAS A CHALK-ING SURPRISE

[Yoshii] Haha yeah, I never Chalk it coming!

[Naruto] hey mr why aren't you chalking!?

[Yoshii] cmon mr chaaalk!

[Half of the class]Hahaahaahha!

While half of the class including Yoshii and Naruto of course, were all laughing at the prank and corny chalk jokes they were pulling, Erza slowly turned around and gave a devilish stare

[Erza] Everyone...Shut up!

[Half of the class]Y-Y-Yes ma'am we're sorry

While Erza was tamming Half of the class, including Naruto and Yoshii, the teacher slowly began to pick up the Eraser and stood there silently looking at it in thought

[Teacher] hmmmm

The whole class has gone silent

[Erza] Yes sir, is there something you want to say?

[Teacher] *holds his chin in thought*

[Erza] Again sir I'm terribly sorry for that immature act my classmates have thawed on you, Naruto, Yoshii, apologize to our teacher

[Naruto] Whaat, no way, I'm not apologizing, it's his fault he shouldn't had been late

[Yoshii] cmon Erza, it didn't hurt anybody, no chalk no foul right?

Both Naruto and Yoshii began to snicker very intensely

[Naruto] "no chalk no foul" *snickers* that's a good one

[Erza] do I have to punish you both to be more mature and act your age!

[Naruto and Yoshii] N-n-n-n-no ma'am

[Erza] Good, now apologize

Naruto and Yoshii gave an uninteresting look, as if they didn't want to apologize

[Erza] Now!

[Naruto and Yoshii] *frightened* Yes ma'am we're going!

Naruto and Yoshii starts to walk near the teacher who seems to be in his thoughts

[Naruto and Yoshii] *bends over* ...we're sorry sir

There was a long pause for the moment, until Natuto and Yoshii stood back up again, then that's when the teacher began to speak

[Teacher] ..hmmm, how should I put this...my first impression of you guys is, and this obvious...you're all a bunch of idiots

This is NobbleDuFus with an important announcement of me apologizing for taking such a long time to drop the next chapter, I know this isn't a chapter of action but I just wanna show you guys that I'm still here and there's plenty more to come, I plan on making more chapters but first I want you guys to give me reviews and your take on how I can make this story a liking for you, and I promise to do my best to cooperate, I'm working on the next chapter as we speak so let me know how you felt about this one, thank you guys for sticking around:)

-NobbleDuFus

P.S The next chapter will be the start of the summoners war so be ready:)