DDL: "Woot! My first chapter is finally up. It took some time but I'm very proud of myself. I'd like to thank me and me."

Hiei: "You're so self-centered. We're the ones that went through pain and suffering to help you write this."

DDL: "Sitting in my closet sleeping doesn't count!" Starts glaring match with Hiei.

Kurama: "Well, I guess I'll start...death destruction and love does not own Yu Yu Hakusho or it's characters but she does own her own which is scary in it's own way."

DDL: turns icy glare to Kurama.

Kurama: "Ah...anyway read and review." quickly running from DDL.

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Lor sat in the kitchen sighing deeply. Her family was unable to make it to her 21st birthday party and her friend Kelly had the flu. The only other person was Lishers, but Lor had a feeling she had forgotten. The fact that Lishers had A.D.D. and forgot things often didn't help much. Lor sighed again getting up and walking to the door. When she opened it there was a crash and boom on the other side of the door.

"Ouch!" said a voice from below. Lor looked down and saw that she had knocked Lishers down with the door. There was cake all over Lishers long blonde hair, face, and torso and there was a glass bottle was broken spilling it's contents everywhere.

"Oh crap! I'm real sorry." Lor said helping Lishers up.

"It's okay." Lishers answered eating some cake off her face. "There went the cake and rum."

"You remembered?" said Lor; her eyes filling with tears of joy.

"The rum? Yeah." Lishers said with a grin but Lor didn't think it was funny so Lishers shouted "Happy Birthday!"

"You had me fooled there for a second." Lor said with a giggle before tackling Lishers. After a few seconds Lor became even more excited then before and couldn't hold it back any longer. "What'cha get me?"

"Is that all you can think about?" Lishers said raising one of her eye brows as she knocked Lor off her and dusted herself off. Lor waited for Lishers to answer. Lishers sighed knowing Lor would bother her till she gave in so she quickly devised a plan. She turned around and started to walk up the stairs knowing Lor would think she went to get her gift.

"She's going to get my gift." Lor thought as she sat in a chair and waited. Almost four hours later Lishers walked down the stairs rubbing her wet hair with a towel. When Lor saw Lishers she turned red with anger. "You took a shower! What about my gift?"

"Oh yeah..." Lishers said as she bent down and picked a bag up off the floor from were she fell early.

"You forgot." Lor stated in a monotone. Lishers flinched and looked into Lor's eyes trying not to twitch.

"I didn't forget." Lishers said out loud but in her head she said "I can't believe I forgot and she sat there waiting...she's going to kill me in less I lie." Lor's silence told Lishers she didn't believe. Lishers scratched the back of her head. "Ah...here." Lishers handed Lor the bag. Lor looked in the bag and twitched twice.

"Lishers... this is food; not a gift."

"Hmm...well, it's for our new pets."

"Pets...?" Lishers smiled and grabbed Lor's hand and dragged her into the living room. In one chair sat a short man in black and white. He had black spiky hair that defied gravity with a white starbrust. On the couch sat a much taller man in a purple/pink...ish? school uniform from Japan. He had long bright red hair that went to the middle of his back. "Lishers these are humans..." Hiei jumped up and stared at Lishers.

"We are not pets!" shouted Hiei. Lishers completely ignoring him turned to Lor.

"Aren't they cute?" Lishers smiled warmly "Plus they have no were to go. I already talked to Kurama about it."

"Lishers you can't just bring strange people into the house! What if the short one has rabies?...Oh and hmmm...by the way...how did you run into them?" Lor asked a little embarrassed after yelling at Lishers.

"Are you ignoring me?" Hiei shouted getting pissed off. Lishers slapped Hiei behind the head and started her story.

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"Kurama we need this sweet snow." said Hiei getting ready to break a freezer door. Before he could hit it someone picked him up from the back of the collar. "Kurama put me down!"

"You wish I was this Kurama don't you. Don't you know stealing is wrong." said a women's voice.

"No way...it can't be..." Hiei thought as he looked at the face of the woman. She had long blonde hair with emerald eyes. She was just a bit taller then Hiei but not taller then his hair that defied gravity. Kurama was in the background snickering into his hand.

Hiei just stared at her blankly and turned bright red. "Well, I'm waiting." the women looked Hiei dead in the eye.

After some minutes Hiei answered still a little dazed "Keh, nothing is wrong for a demon." The women whacked Hiei upside the head.

"Stealing is wrong." the women said again. Kurama looked like he was going to fall on the floor dying of laughter. "And you!" the women said turning on Kurama "How could you sit back and watch him steal. Where do you live? I want to talk to your parents."

"We're not from around here." Kurama said very seriously but you could tell by his eyes that he was still laughing.

"Okay then. I'm Lishers and you'll be living with me for a while to relearn what's right and wrong." Lishers said with a glint in her eyes. Kurama looked at her in disbelief. "You're Kurama right? Get some sweet snow and some other food and I'll pay." Kurama shook his head and started to walk around the store and picked things out and discussed things with Lishers while she dragged Hiei around.

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"Then I had to drag Hiei out of the store and force him to sit still in the car." Lishers said using her hands to give her words more effect. Lor just couldn't help but laugh.

"Who wouldn't want to jump out of the car! You're a crazy driver!" shouted Hiei

"So Kurama where did you guys live before? Where's your family?" Lor asked curiously. Hiei grumbled in the background.

Kurama cleared his throat "Well...If I said from another realm you probably wouldn't believe me."

"That's cool." answered Lishers walking outside.

"A.D.D. MUCH! How can you just believe that? What if they're crazy or something? Also what kind of person brings home two crazy people to give to their best friend for their birthday!" shouted Lor at the top of her lungs, making sure to whine a little as well. Then she turned to Kurama and Hiei "Another realm..." Lor said under her breath.

"Only Lishers'd believe." Hiei thought as he sat back down in the chair. "If you think we're crazy why are you still in the same room as us?" Lor cracked her knuckles.

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DDL: "Hope you liked it!"

Kurama: "Please get off. I can't breath!"

DDL: pats Kurama on the head as she got off Kurama's chest.

Hiei: hides in far corner

DDL: "Kurama?" pokes his chest.

Hiei: "Did you kill him?"

DDL: breaks into tears

Kurama: begins to snicker

DDL: "I'll kill you!" grabs neck and starts to struggle him

Hiei: "This isn't going to end well..." turns to audience "...review and maybe he'll be alive for the next chapter."