Kurama: inhales lots of air you could have killed me!

DDL: I hope you liked my first chapter. This one is a bit different but I hope you like it anyways. The next chapter will be much longer. Promise

Kurama: takes another deep breath

Hiei: sits in corner

DDL: oh yes before I forget I made this fanfiction for my friends birthday and you guys most likely know her as Angelkistune-Naomi and now to say things about the reviews.

Angelkistune-Naomi: No you can't make an appearance unless I decide to have a speacil guess which won't be till much later. Thank you for your review.

Hiei: You aren't very good at this.

DDL: shut up!

Kurama: Enjoy the story.

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Day one...

Hiei threatens to kill Lor and Lishers in their sleep so Lishers locks Hiei in the basement.

Day two through seven...

Hiei and Kurama steel large amounts of food from the kitchen. Punishment: no food for two days and two nights.

Day eight...

A large amount of Kurama's hair was found in the bath tube and plants were growing everywhere. Lor forced Kurama to clean it up.

Two weeks after that...

Hiei robs a supermarket for sweet snow. Although Hiei made it back Lishers turned him.

One week later...

Lishers, Lor, and Kurama break Hiei out of jail because they didn't have the bail money.

The next day...

All four are caught and sent to jail.

Four days later...

They break out again and change their names to Lorelei (Lor), Alicia (Lishers), Kur (Kurama), and Hiei (Hiei).

One week later...

They're all found and arrested because Hiei refused to change his name.

Two days after that...

A man with spiky blonde hair and brown eyes who is taller then Lishers and a man with long brown hair tied into a low ponytail and blue eyes who is a inch taller then Lor bailed the four out of jail. Kurama and Hiei later on find out that their names are Dom and Largo and they are their boyfriends. A while after they answer questions about Dom and Largo Lishers locks Hiei in the basement for more punishment.

Another two days...

Lor makes Kurama blush making Kurama turn into his other self, Yoko. Yoko tries to subdues Lor but Lor ends up punching Yoko several times until he turns back into Kurama.

A week later...

Lor asks where Hiei is and Lishers remembers she hasn't let Hiei out of the basement yet. Lishers runs to the basement and yanks open the door. She finds Hiei in the right corner of the basement almost dead.

Two days after that...

Everyone visits Hiei in the hospital and the nurses and doctors beg them to take Hiei home. Lishers guessed he almost or did kill someone since there was blood on the floor when the entered the hospital room.

"I hope you're getting me a different birthday present because these 'pets' are getting on my last nerve..." said Lor glaring at Lishers "We're lucky we don't have to do to jail again." Lishers could only smile and scratch the back of her head.

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DDL: Woot! Another chapter complete!

Hiei: That's nothing to be proud of.

Kurama: Maybe it is in her world.

Hiei: The world of an idiot?

DDL: I heard that! You will never understand the mind of a writer.

Hiei & Kurama: stare at DDL blankly

DDL: Please stay tuned for the next chapter which should be coming in a week or two.

Kurama: And don't forget to review.