Complete crack-fic to 'make up' for Rai having been sad last chaper. By making things a thousand times worse. Based on a pic my fiance requested I make, can be found on my tumblr, along with the story, if anyone would prefer to read it there. Probably doesn't actually occur at all, but the idea wouldn't leave.
As Raizel walked down the now familiar streets -not that that'd stop him from getting lost, he'd done so more than once in his own house- he heard the cry of an unfamiliar Pokémon, and turned to see it. Rai enjoyed meeting new Pokémon, he'd not seen many different types back in Lukedonia.
What? No. Nonononono. Was that…ramen? Was that a Pokémon…made out of noodles? Is this what his ramen would have become, had he just let it keep growing!? And his friends had let him eat it? Frankenstein had let him eat it?
Raizel entered full panic mode, physically shutting down as he unconsciously reached out through the bond to Frankenstein. He knew that some Pokémon were eaten, that most humans needed meat to survive, but this, this was eating a baby Pokémon.
'Master.'
They'd been eating baby Pokémon. He'd been eating baby Pokémon. And he'd liked it. How awful a thing to realize! Not only had he unwittingly eaten a being just a precious as Lotus was to him, it was delicious!
'Master.'
How could they do this? How could Frankenstein allow this? Were all humans capable of such casual cruelty? He'd known that not all humans were innocent, no matter what Seer'd thought about the matter. But to think that they'd just engage in such abuse of power as to harm a child without even thinking about it…had Seer been righ….
'Master!'
'…Yes, Frankenstein?'
'That's a Tangela. Those are vines, not noodles.'
…Oh.