DDL: I've thought about it and I've decided.
Lor: decided what?
DDL: We're going tooooooo...
Lishers: to what?
DDL: tooooooo...
Hiei: to say something so we'd pay attention to you. -no question; fact-
DDL: that's mean.
Kurama: it's true.
Thnank you to:
Anna Jaganshi: I never thought anyone thought I was funny...-excited-
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"Come on Lor! It'll be fun. Kelly will be there and most of my class mates. I want them to meet you come on!" Lishers pleaded
Lor walked over to the window in her room. "No!"
"Please! The card says I can bring four people. I want you to be one of them and since Dom and Largo are on a business trip Kurama and Hiei will take their place. You have to come!"
"I refuse!"
"I couldn't help but overhear...Are we going to some sort of party?" Kurama asked entering Lor's room.
"Yeah! Food, drinks, and dancing with me class mates but Lor won't come! She's ruining all the fun!" Lor could tell Lishers was trying to make her feel guilty but still she didn't want to go.
"I don't want to go either." Hiei said calmly stepping out of a dark corner in the room.
"HIEI!" Lishers whined.
"Why do you have a post it note on your forehead?" Lor asked staring at Hiei's post it note
Hiei grunted and glared at Lishers who still had his bandana.
- Later on outside -
Lishers checked the area to make sure Hiei and Lor weren't around. "Okay Kurama here's the plan. We'll play rock, paper, scissors and whoever wins will convince Lor to go to the dance and the loser will convince Hiei."
"Seems fair." Kurama answered showing one of his fists and putting the other behind his back.. Lishers did the same.
"ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS!" they shouted simultaneously. They caught a glance at each others hands and ran off as Lor walked over to see what they were shouting was about.
- The living room -
Hiei stared, as if mesmerized, by the moving pictures on the television. He inched closer and closer till he was an inch away from the screen. The anime Bleach was playing. A man with strawberry-orange hair swinging a huge sword started hurting many people with almost the same outfit as him. Hiei started shouting at the screen. "No! You idiot! Just kill them all! No, don't take a hostage!"
The TV screen flashed and went black. Hiei backed up a bit from the TV. and then stood very still. He could tell someone was behind him but he couldn't tell who.
"Hiei," said a low voice, "why won't you go to the dance?"
"None of your business."
"Okay then...here's the deal," Hiei thought about turning around to find out who it was but then, decided against it. "I'll get you some sweet snow."
Hiei started to drool "I haven't had sweet snow for a while...Wait I can get my bandana back!" Hiei turned around quickly "I want my bandana back Al..." Hiei covered his mouth and looked up into Kurama's eyes.
"Alright, I'll get it back...after the dance."
"Dammit!" "Asshole."
"What did Lishers tell you about sitting to close to the TV?"
"Bite me."
- Lor's room -
"Please!" Lishers pleaded
"NO!" Lor screamed.
Lishers dug in her pockets and pulled out a dime, some string, molding gum, and a receipt from the fair. "Here; take these and say you'll go."
Lor stared at the molding gum. "Can gum mold? Does she ever clean out her pockets?"
The door to Lor's room started to open making them jolt their attentions to it. Kurama walked in closing the door slowly. "Hiei has changed his mind. He's coming to the dance."
"All right!" Lishers shouted "Lor is going to come too!"
"I never agreed! Why does everyone think they can just walk into my room!"
"Yes, you did."
Lor took the things from Lishers hands and placed them in the trash expect for the dime which she slid into her pocket. "I don't want your stuff but if you, Kurama, and Hiei do something for me...I'll go."
"Done." Lishers said quickly giving all their answers.
"No." Hiei said stepping out of the darkness
"Then no deal." Lor said
"Hiei, do you want to keep wearing that post-it-note for the rest of your life?"
"No."
"Then..." Lishers burst into laughter
Lor looked down at Hiei and burst into laughter as well.
Kurama turned around and snickered into his hand.
"What's so funny?" Hiei asked. He got no answers only laughter.
On Hiei's post-it note it now read:
I'm so short and cute!
- one week later...the dance -
Lishers stepped out of the car in a lovely green dress. It was spaghetti strapped and went passed her knees. Her blonde hair was pulled into a half back and her feet hurt from her high heels. Hiei in his black suit with his red tie tied around his forehead offered Lishers his hand to help her out of the car.
Kurama in a dark purple suit and tie opened the door for Lor and offered his hand as well. Lor gently place her hand in his. She wore red...rags? She looked like she'd stepped out of Greek mythology and dyed her gown red with blood. Her hair was pulled back into a bun and her shoes were flat.
Lishers took in a deep breath. "Hiei take that thing off your head!"
"Then give me my bandana!" Hiei shouted. Lishers touched the bandana that was still around her forehead. She smiled gently and took off at a fast pace for wearing heels into the gym. Hiei shook with anger.
"What's her hurry?" Kurama asked
"Oh, that's right, you don't know." Lor said; smacking her fist into the palm of her hand.
"Know what?" Kurama asked curiously
Hiei started walking towards the school. "Hey! Don't you want to know what I have to say?" Lor asked.
"I could care less." Hiei walked through the school doors.
"Fine I didn't wanna tell you anyways!" Lor turned back to Kurama "You see when I met Lishers she was...missing something..."
"Missing something? Like an object or something?"
"Well..."
- Inside the school -
"Hiei!" Lishers called waving him down.
Hiei rolled his eyes and walked over towards her. He could hear people whispering about the tie around his head.Most assumed he had a bit too much to drink. As he got closer he could see Lishers talking to a girl that looked vaguely familiar. The girl was taller then him wearing a purple sparkly dress.
"Hiei, this is Kelly." Lishers said grabbing Hiei's hand and Kelly's hand to shake.
"Kelly?" the name rang throughout Hiei's head
"Have we met before?" Kelly wondered out loud looking into his eyes
"No." Hiei answered turning and walking away.
"He's rude on the outside but sweet on the inside...like a piece of hay in a needle stack." Lishers said
Kelly blinked at Lishers for several seconds. "You make no sense." "I know I've seen him in the past...maybe he went to this school before..." Kelly pondered as Lishers dragged her onto the dance floor.
On the dance floor Lishers found Lor and Kurama dancing to 'Me against the world' by simple plan.
"Hey Kelly, this is Kurama, Hiei's best friend." Lishers shouted over the music.
"Hi." Kelly lifted her hand up to shake his. Kurama stopped dancing and shook her hand.
"Good evening."
- Somewhere at the school -
Hiei watched two guys as they tailed him around the small area of the school. He decided the best idea would be to lead them outside and deal with it there.
After sometime he made it outside and onto the playground. He stood on the black top waiting for the two to come out. "Probably thugs who think I have money or wanna make fun of my height or the tie around my forehead."
"You!" one of the men called out as they both stepped into the light.
"You're Hiei, right?" the other asked
Hiei stared at them. "They aren't thugs; that's for sure." He nodded.
"We're going to get you for what you've done!" shouted the first guy
"Shit. They remember me...wait...What the hell did I do?" Hiei stepped backwards. He knew he could take them and win but he had something more important in mind.
The two guys looked at each other and started talking. Then one pulled out a tub of strawberry swirl ice cream. Hiei started to drool.
"Lishers said this was his weakness, right?" the second guy said.
The first guy swung the ice cream back and forth and watched as Hiei's eyes moved with the tub. "Yep. Look."
They took a step closer to Hiei. He was then gone in a blink of an eye and so was the ice cream.
- In some tree -
Hiei snacked on the ice cream totally forgetting what he was going to do earlier or where he was supposed to be.
- Inside the school -
Kelly had left early to prepare for her job tomorrow so it was just the three of them now.
"Where'd Hiei go?" Kurama asked worried
A slow song started to play. "I'll go find him you two dance and have fun." Lishers said with a smile leaving the building while Kurama and Lor slow danced.
Lishers walked with her head down. Her hope was wearing thin and Hiei wasn't helping. She stopped when she reached a tree and looked up. "You're supposed to be at the dance."
"Maybe I don't want to be there." Hiei dropped a now empty tub of ice cream on Lishers head.
"You jerk! Get down here!" Lishers shouted shaking her fist.
Hiei laughed a bit. He stood up on the branch and looked down at her. "How'd you know I was up here?"
Lishers thought about it for a sec. "I...don't know."
"Good...Owww...what the..." Hiei grabbed hold of his head, lost balance, and fell from the tree. Lishers put her hands out and caught him.
"It's called a brain freeze and it happens when you eat cold things too quickly, idiot." Lishers let go of him. He landed on the ground with a thump and stayed there until his brain freeze went away. Hiei stood up slowly and looked at Lishers. She walked over and cleaned off some of the ice cream that was still on his face. "We're going back in. You owe me a slow dance."
"Wait." Hiei said grabbing her hand. "Let's dance out here."
'Beautiful disaster' by Kelly Clarkson could be heard from the school building as Hiei danced with Lishers under the starry sky. Lishers was surprised Hiei didn't just lift one foot then the other. He twirled her and they moved from one place to another. Lishers was enjoying the dance and wished it to never end.
- Inside the school -
"Where'd you learn to dance?" Lor asked as they sat down at a table.
"Hiei taught me."
"WHAT!" Lor was shocked.
"Yeah, he said he learned it on one of his missions for Koenma."
"Who's Koenma?"
"Ah..."
- The spirit world -
"KURAMA! What are you waiting for? Tell her what a great guy I am!" Koenma shouted at the screen.
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DDL: I must admit...Koenma is not my favorite character and so I enjoy putting the last part.
Hiei: That jerk sent me to get dancing lessons! -angry-
Lishers: why do I still have the bandana. He's proabaly never washed it in his life.
DDL: hmmmm...till next time.
Lishers: you didn't answer my question!