"10" Seconds Later
Lily and Lightning went into Eureka's room. The lights were off, but there was a flashlight on the floor. Anthony, hiding in the dark, put a TV remote near the flashlight.
Lightning: What's with the framote?
Anthony: Pretend it's a tape recorder.
Lightning: What's a tape recorder?
Lily shrugged to indicate she didn't know.
Anthony: Just push one of the buttons.
Lily pushed the rewind button.
Anthony: Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to go to the Rugrats universe and get a photo with them to prove that they're real. Make sure Angelica isn't in the picture so no one can say she's still imagining them. That's not a good argument, but I still don't wanna give them the ability to say it. If you choose not to accept this mission, well then, oh well I guess. Do you, or do you not, accept this challenge, I mean mission?
Lily and Lightning looked at each other.
Lightning: Sure.
Lily: Poo Poo.
Anthony: This is a recorded message, not a guy in the room talking, so I cannot hear you. Please exit the building. My assistant will take you to your destination. This message will self-destruct in 15 seconds.
Anthony started saying "Beep" repeatedly.
Anthony: Please leave so I can stop beeping.
Lily and Lightning started to leave the room.
Anthony: Wait, I almost forgot, I gotta give you something. The universe you're going to isn't as accepting of topless baby girls as ours is, so you're gonna need to put a shirt on. So, Merry Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve Eve.
Anthony tossed a present on the ground. Lily opened it. It was a lavender shirt with the Pokémon Y logo on it.
Anthony: I thought it was dumb that you're the only one in your family who doesn't wear their favorite color.
Lily: Poo Poo.
Anthony: You're welcome.
Lily put her new shirt on. She and Lightning went outside. George was there carrying a camera.
George: Ready to go?
Lily: Poo Poo.
Lightning: I have no idea what we're doing.
George: I'll explain on the way there! Now take this, Anthony told me he wants you to take a picture of the Rugrats….and that I can't go with you. The next time I want him to take my younger sister to go meet iconic cartoon characters, I'm gonna…oh right, my sister's older than me. Never mind.
Shauna and Serena, now in their superhero outfits, came back with Officer Jenny. Officer Jenny knocked on Anthony's door.
Officer Jenny: You're under arrest.
Anthony: You'll never take me alive, coppers! Uhh…I mean…uhh…jus…just kidding! Just kidding!
Anthony came outside.
Anthony: That was not me resisting arrest. Because...I'm not resisting arrest. I would NEVER resist arrest! You can take me to jail now. In fact, I want you to, because I did something illegal, and when someone does something illegal, you have to take 'em to jail. Please take me to jail!
Officer Jenny: Uhh…alright.
Officer Jenny handcuffed Anthony.
Officer Jenny: You have the right to remain silent.
Anthony: Yeah, I know. I watch TV. But I'm not gonna use that right yet because there's something I gotta say. Lola Loud was here earlier and she was wearing a pink dress, which is also illegal in this town. You need to arrest her too.
George: Nobody likes a tattletale, Anthony.
Officer Jenny: The charge for wearing pink dresses is a fine of 25 Poké Dollars.
Anthony: ….Oh. That would've been good to know.
Officer Jenny: I said you have the right to remain silent.
Anthony: Sorry.
