Diancie & Celebi: …just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your doooooor!
Celebi: Ooh.
Diancie: Yeah, we totally nailed the ending.
Celebi: Yeah, that was probably, like, our best one.
Diancie: So, I think we've finally made it the full 1000 miles.
Celebi: Well, I know for a fact that we haven't, because Marshadow's not here.
Diancie: No, no. I was counting the miles, and we just got to 1000, so I guess you were wrong when you said he would be here, so let's just…
Marshadow was in the ground. He came out of the ground.
Celebi: Marshy!
Marshadow: Celebi! I knew you'd find me here!
Diancie: Are you kidding me?! He's actually here?!
Marshadow: …So…you never answered me before. Will you marry me?
Celebi looked over at Diancie, who was angry.
Celebi: …..Here's the thing, Marshy. I love you, but…as a friend.
Diancie made a "This is too good to be true" face.
Celebi: But I've been thinking about it, and I say "why not?"
A Wynaut was off in the distance.
Celebi: We're Pokémon, getting married isn't as serious for us as it is for humans. My answer is yes!
Diancie made a "I knew this was too good to be true" face. Celebi put the ring on and kissed Marshadow.
Marshadow: Alright, let's go home.
Marshadow hit a button on a remote and a plane appeared.
Marshadow: Me and my bandmates, Shaymin and Keldeo, rented a jet specifically for this occasion.
Diancie: How the fudge did you…you know what, I'm too angry to care.
The three of them got on the jet and went home. In the distance, that car from before was once again there. But it wasn't just two men anymore. They were now joined by another man and 2 women.
But we'll get to that.