DDL: Finally, I have finshed this chapter. I thought it'd never end. Well thanks to all reviewers and readers who read but don't know how or just don't know what to say in a review. Here is a short funny story part two of setting buliding on fire...

- At comedy department place...work in a meeting -

Boss: DDL, I need ideas and I need them now!

DDL: What if,...

Ben: Pudding.

DDL: Who the hell is Ben?

Boss: Perfect. We'll star a movie about a guy who likes pudding! Ben you're going places. DDL, you could learn from him.

Ben: -smirks-

DDL: What about... Where did he come from? How is pudding funny?

Ben: chosen chocolate eatter.

Boss: I love it!

DDL: Ben, you're going down!

- part two end -

Lor: Hope you like the mini story and chapter.

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"Hiei, you've been wondering around collecting an awful smell for a week. Take a shower or a bath. I don't care just get clean!" Lor stomped her foot.

Hiei turned his head and stared at the coal black wall of his bedroom. "Maybe he thinks it's manly or something." Lishers said as she made silly shadow puppets on the coal wall with flashlight.

"Do you think it's manly?" Lor countered.

"Nope." Lishers said making a bird or what she called two people coming together with strange sticks coming out of their back dying.

"Kurama, talk some sense into him."

"He's not in here remember. He said Yoko might come out or something like that." Lishers waved at the bunny shadow she was now making. "Who's Yoko again?" Lor stared coldly at her in disbelief.

Hiei walked over and snatched the flashlight out of Lishers hand and shined it in her eye. Lishers stared at it for the longest time till she punched Hiei in the knee cap.

- The Next Morning -

"What the hell are these and where are my clothes?" Hiei asked Lishers in the hallway.

Lishers looked him up and down. Hiei had the red tie tied around his forehead still but he wasn't wearing normal clothes. Lishers guessed that Lor had Kurama sneak in and switch his clothes. The black swim trunks with a red dragon on both sides were pretty cool. "Swim trunks..."

"HIEI! LISHERS!" Lor called from downstairs.

Hiei and Lishers walked downstairs to find Lor rushing around gathering things. "Alright," Lor said still running around everywhere. "Lishers, I need you to give Hiei a bath in the kiddy pool I set up in the kitchen. Kurama went shopping for me and I have to go to work so I expect Hiei to be clean by the time I get back or else."

"Or else what?" Lishers asked baffled

"You'll see." Lor ran out the door to her newly fixed car.

Lishers and Hiei peeked their heads into the kitchen. An orange kiddy pool was set up with soap and shampoo around it. They walked to the couch and sat in down in complete, uncomfortable silence.

- After Work at the Hospital -

"Ten...I thought I get off before that..." Lor glanced at her watch and sighed. "I wonder if Lishers gave Hiei his bath..." Lor exited through the front doors and walked over to her car. She pulled out her keys and was about to unlock the door when she noticed a pair of feet dangling across her window. She looked up to see Kurama sitting on top of her car.

Kurama smiled jumping off the car. "I thought I'd wait for you so you don't fall asleep at the wheel...and I brought dinner."

"YAY!" Lor unlocked the doors and they ate dinner in the car.

- At Home -

Lor walked into the house with Kurama behind her and turned on the light. The living room felt like a freezer. Lor went to turn on the heat and found the dial smashed. Her eyebrow twitched and she set her things down. She took a deep breath and walked into the kitchen. The kiddy pool had a hole in it, the floor was soaked, and everything was in disarray. Lor took it all in very slowly. Kurama placed his hand on her shoulder.

"Calm down. You need rest. You can yell at them tomorrow." Kurama's hot breath tickled Lor's ear and sent a shiver up her spine. She relaxed her muscles and nodded her head. "Good." Kurama scooped Lor into his arms and took her to her room. Lor dozed off in his arms.

Hiei, who was sitting on the couch, opened one eye and watched Kurama walk up the stairs. He knew Kurama would be down soon to ask questions or he'd turn into Yoko and he'd have to go help Lor. Hiei wrapped his arms tighter around Lishers waist and recalled today events.

- Flashback -

- While after Lor Left -

Lishers threw Hiei into the kiddy pool and they fought in the water as she tried her best to clean Hiei up. Her silk star pajama pants and green baggy shirt clung to her body. Eventually, Hiei broke free, picked a pen up off the counter, and threw it like a dart popping the kiddy pool. The soapy water ran all over the kitchen and Lishers about broke into tears thinking about how much Lor was going to yell at her. That sadness soon turned into anger which lead to Lishers eyes burning with flames and her hair flying straight up.

"Now, Lishers..." Hiei took a step back and bolted for the door.

- Many Hours Later -

Lishers stood by the heating device and Hiei lay on his back not far away. Hiei used his hands to drag himself backwards as Lishers slammed her fist into the heating control device. At that moment she snapped back into reality and stared at the blood dripping from her hand and the machine parts stuck in it. Ripping her eyes away from her hand she glanced around the house. It was all in disarray and Hiei was slowly standing up.

"Hiei," Lishers whispered when he got close enough. "Lor is going to kill us."

Hiei said nothing just started to pull the machine parts out of her hand. Lishers flinched as the sharp pain clouded her thoughts. When he was done he took the tie off his head and wrapped it around her hand to stop the bleeding. "There all done and I didn't even have to threaten to break your fingers." Lishers gave out a light giggle and Hiei smirked very proud of himself.

Lishers lifted her hands behind her head and untied Hiei's bandana. Hiei was confused as she retied the bandana on his forehead. "My sister sent me a letter yesterday. In it contained two plane tickets to California where she lives now. She's throwing a baby shower for her new born Kali and she wants me to come. At first I didn't want to go but...right now it seems like the best idea." Lishers paused for a bit. "The flight leaves early tomorrow. Perfect timing don't you think. You wanna come with me or face the wrath of Lor?"

Hiei ran through some thoughts which lead to "I wonder who's wrath is more dangerous Lishers or Lor?...Can't let her go by herself though...I'll just leave a note for Red." Hiei nodded a yes and walked up the stairs to find his clothes.

Lishers sat down on the couch and coughed. "It's going to get cold in here soon." She curled up into a ball and thought about meeting her sister.

Hiei stood at Kurama's door wishing he hadn't locked it. He thought about knocking it down but then Lishers would yell at him for causing more damage then what they already caused. So he jumped out a window and outside found Kurama's window to get into his room. Now inside Kurama's room he looked around searching all the places he thought they'd be. In the end all he found was his pants, boots, and top which seemed to have been torn up somehow.

He threw his shirt in the waste basket and left the room to head for the bath room. Recalling some things Lishers told him about a shower he decided to try it out. He almost broke a knob trying to turn it on and read through the instructions on the shampoo so many times it wasn't even funny. When he got out he dried himself off and put on his clothes. Before leaving he tried to look at himself in the mirror but it was too foggy.

- Downstairs -

Lishers eyes jolted open and she sat up quickly. She held herself tight as she discovered how chillingly frozen she was. She glanced at the clock flashing nine forty-five. She hopped off the couch shaking. From out of no where behind her she was grabbed and pulled back into a hug.

"You're so cold." Hiei whispered softly into her ear. He wrapped them both in his jet black comforter. Lishers turned around so she could look up into his face.

"What happened to your hair?" Lishers asked picking up strands of his hair and dropping them back down. Hiei touched the back of his head. It appeared that water had some sort of effect on his hair that made it fall down. Lishers held up a shaking finger and ran up the stairs. She came back down with a hair tie and started to braid Hiei's hair.

"What's it feel like to be stupid?" Hiei asked as he flipped the braided ponytail up and down.

Lishers coughed and turned to the window. "No one is stupid their minds just work differently from everyone else." she placed a hand on the window. Hiei wrapped his arms over shoulders and pulled her close to his chest.

"Idiot. You're going to freeze."

- Flashback Ends -

Kurama sat down in a chair facing the couch. "What have we got here?"

"Shut up Red."

Kurama smirked then his smile faded away. "Did you two break the house having..."

Hiei cut in "NO!" Hiei explained some of what happened.

"Hiei, how could you! They let us live here...for free!"

Hiei thought about telling Kurama now about the plane tickets but then decided not to.

Using mind speech just in case Kurama asked Hiei a question. "Hiei,...are you in love with Lishers?"

"...Where is my coat?"

"Avoiding the question. Well, I'm in love with Lor so I'm going to do something about Dom and quickly get rid of those demon hunters. There is only one thing that bugs me. What did they mean by that message?"

Hiei had forgotten all about Largo and Dom and that dumb message that he did not understand. He also didn't expect forKurama to have feelings for Lor when he thought he was in love with Botan. Kurama realized Hiei wasn't going to answer so he just continued on another subject.

"Lor said that Lishers isn't Lishers real name. Lor also said Lishers can't remember one cent of the past in her mind but her body remembers...Hiei, you seem to know a lot about this town and the people around it since we first got here. Why is that?"

Hiei smirked. He knew he couldn't keep anything from Kurama but still now just wasn't the time. "I have no clue what you're talking about."

"One last thing...your hair?"

"Water..."

"Water?"

- Morning -

Lor followed the delicious aroma of pancakes, bacon, and eggs into the kitchen. There on the table was the breakfast for two. Kurama soon entered behind Lor.

"Who cooked?" Kurama asked walking over to the food.

"I think Lishers..." Lor saw a note sticking out from under one of the plates. She picked it up and read aloud:

Dear Lor and Kurama,

I'm leaving to go to my sister's baby shower in California. I'll be back in some odd days. Sorry about the short notice and could you tell Largo for me thanks. I'm taking Hiei with me since you have work and Kurama can help you clean the house better than Hiei. Sorry we smashed the house we did a quick clean and I left some money to get the heater fixed.

P.S. I hope you like the breakfast and I'll send you a picture with Hiei's hair down.

Your friend,

Lishers

Lor sat down and startedto eat her food. Kurama nervously sat down and did the same. When they were done Lor twirled her fork in her fingers.

"I think I understand the note now."

"What is there to understand? Lishers and Hiei went to a baby shower and had a problem telling us in person." Kurama laced his fingers together shutting his eyes.

"Yeah well that's just what she wants us to think. She and Hiei are probably eloping and she wants me to break up with Largo for her and to say sorry she left money to fix the heat box! I wanna see the wedding! Come on Kurama we're getting tickets!"

"To the wedding?"

"NO! A plane flight!"

"We don't know where they are in California."

"No problem. That's what the internet was invented for."

- Air Port -

"I need two tickets to California." Lor asked as polite as she could in a hurry.

"Sorry, there are no flights open at this time." said the person behind the desk tapping his fingers lightly on the keyboard to make it look like he was doing something.

"Sir, I need tickets now!" Lor had no patience at this point.

"Calm down Lor, we'll go to another line." Kurama suggested.

"What other line? This is the only one open."

"...that's strange."

Tension built in the building till finally Lor made a decision. "Okay. I'll give you a kiss...on the lips if you can get me those tickets." Kurama's eyes opened wide in shock.

"Sorry, miss I'm gay." the boy cleaned dirt have his finger nails.

"Kurama will kiss you."

"I'll do what?"

"Well, he is pretty cute."

"She's kidding."

"Then no deal."

"Fine I'll kiss Kurama."

"What kind of deal is that?"

"I think it's a great deal." Kurama thought to himself.

"Screw it!" Lor stomped off with Kurama following behind her.

- Plane Flight -

Lishers fiddled with her fingers and stared out the window trying to piece together what had happened last night. All she could remember was waking up lying on Hiei. What had she done? Or was Hiei taking the trip to California the wrong way? Or did she come onto him? This was confusing and sent her to the edge.

Hiei was sleeping peacefully with his bandana returned to him, his hair back to normal, and he found his coat in the dryer. It was suppose to smell of fresh spring or at least that is what Lishers said, but to him it smelled like weeks old broccoli between someone's toes. Hiei's head slowly dropped and rested on Lishers shoulder. Every hair on her body stood up but slowly she began to relax. She poked Hiei's hand to try to wake him up but he just grabbed her hand and wouldn't let go.

Lishers gave in and rested her head on his. She felt relaxed and happy but something in the back of her head made her jolt back up. "...You can't...remember...you only have five more days."

Before Lishers could think more about it a guy asked her if you wanted a glass of water. A grin appeared on her face. "The biggest glass you got." The man handed her the glass and walked off. Lishers pushed Hiei's head back to his seat and dumped the water on him. He jolted a wake and darted his eyes. "You were snoring." Hiei glared at her. He knew he didn't snore.

Lishers pulled out a camera and snapped Hiei's picture. "Now everyone will be able to remember you with your hair down."

"Gimme that!" Hiei reached to grab it but Lishers shielded it from him.

The guy from before came back to their seats. "Sir, I'm sorry but if you can't behave you'll have to change seats."

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DDL: After a long wait my speacil guest is finally here. Everyone meet Angelkitsune-Namoi or ANK (don't ask it just sounds cooler I guess.) She is the reason I started this fanfic.

ANK: Thank you for inviting me while I'm here I'm going to promote my story This Wasn't Suppose to Happen. It's a simple story about one fire apparition (Hiei), one girl (OC), and a very interseting journal (Hiei's journal).

DDL: ...why are you promoting your story?

Hiei: Why am I yet again another base of a fanfic?

Kurama: I believe I get a part in it too.

ANK: What else am I to say?

DDL: I thought you had a speach or something...whatever I guess we can promote Forbibben four as well.

DDL & ANK: Come and read Forbibben Four written by us indeed. Four curses, basic yu yu hakshuo cast, time transports, and other anime that show up for some time. Love, action, Romance, Fights, blood, drama, more blood, and a climax! Find story in ANK's profile don't wait or you'll miss out!

DDL: Thanks for coming and if there are any that read this story and like fruits basket as well then I'm writing another story called Breaking the Curse. It's about people and the newly discovered Western Zodiac Members!

Hiei: I never got an answer.

DDL: ...People think you're cute and cool and brave and what not.

Hiei: Hn...