Disclaimer: I do not own PJATO.
Percy owns himself.
And his blue cookies.
Percy POV
I was sitting in my headquarters, just looking at some memes. Hey, even people like me have to surf the web sometimes…...Anyways, I was just browsing peacefully when an alert came up. Olympus again? What do I have to do now? Did Hermes steal something again? I clicked on the notification. It said: The next great prophecy has started. Location: Camp Half-Blood. My eyes widened. I muttered, "No no no….." By the way, if you haven't caught on, all my missions are my own decisions. I only save Olympus so the world won't be sent into chaos. Speaking of Chaos, here he is! I nod at him and say, "Sup Chaos." Now, USUALLY I wouldn't recommend saying "Sup" to an all powerful ancient deity who created the world, but Chaos is chill. Well, back to what's happening. He says, "Hey Perce, uh….. I see you got the alert." I grumble back, "Yeah, yeah, whatever. What brings you here?" Chaos smacks his forehead and replies, " The ALERT you dolt. I respond, "Hey, I'm not a dolt! I'm a SEAWEED BRAIN AND A PROUD ONE AT THAT." This fight goes on until Chaos gets an alert on his ChaosPad. He looks at it and says, "Oops, we were supposed to be on Olympus 30 minutes ago. I reply, "Welp, it doesn't matter. We're their only support any ways.
Hi. This is a Line Break. Are you actually reading this? Wow. Okay. Do you know how much seconds of my life is currently being wasted on typing this? Okay, bye. For now.
~At Olympus~
Still Percy's POV. What did you expect?
We enter Olympus, only to find Zeus is sleeping and the other Olympians doing their own thing. I look around the room quickly. Aha! I run into a nearby nearby coffee shop and run out out with two truckloads of coffee, and dump it on Zeus's head. Everyone finally looks up, wide-eyed and Zeus awakens. 1 second of silence, 2 seconds of silence… Then Zeus starts screaming like a little girl from the hot coffee and everyone explodes in laughter. Zeus then takes out his Master Bolt and booms, "WHO DID THIS! THEY SHALL PAY." His Master bolt glows brighter and brighter until even Chaos has to close his eyes and…..
HAH! A CLIFFIE! Is that a cliffie? I mean, this is my first fanfic….. Anyways, Zeus is acting like a little girl that has alot of power. LOLSAUCES. OOF, sorry if this chapter is short. Will you guys forgive me if I update, like every week? My parents have finally let me write more. Also, please help by reviewing, criticism is helpful. If you give me flames, I will use them to bake cookies! YAY! BLUE COOKIES! ~suddenly door is obliterated~
Percy: DID SOMEONE SAY BLUE COOKIES?!
Me: Percy, this is an author's note. Please refrain from BARGING IN AND INCINERATING MY DOOR.
Percy: Oops. Sorry.
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