Waluigi rubbed his chin as he was thinking, taking a good look at the burgers that Dry Bowser was grilling in an area near the infamous Reset Bomb Forest as he stretched his lanky arms.
"You know, I feel like I should be somewhere,"
"Well why don't you go there?"
"...Eh, I'm pretty sure I don't need to be there."
"...then what is the point of this conversation?"
"Nothing, really. In fact, this is just to get you more focused in fanfiction so that meme magic will do its thing and spite Sakurai."
"Spite him how? I'm not even playable in the base game-"
"-Now just shut up and let me finish. You know that future updates will require you to get the DLC they'll release."
"That makes me feel better, but how can you be so sure?"
"Look at pretty much any fighting game."
It was at that moment, ithout any hesitation, that Waluigi had a realization. After buying off more juicy burgers from Dry Bowser, the tall lanky man took off to join the plot of the fanfic, with the skeletal reptile laughing as he noticed that he was getting short om patties to use for his legendary hamburgers, heading back into the forest as he wasn't fazed by anything due to him having a spirit of legend.