"All right gang, just hang tight cuz I'm gonna get you outta there!" Waluigi exclaimed as he had a bunch of smart bombs set up just outside the box. "Are you boys ready?"
"To find de way!" The Uganda Knuckles chior chimed as they all clicked their tounges, spitting on the smart bombs as they went off, with the box being engulfed.
"This was a bad idea!" Bayonetta screamed while everyone else had screeches of pain, with the box being scorched but otherwise untouched.
"Damn, I thought that would have worked." Waluigi groaned as he scratched his head, rubbing his chin as he squinted his eyes. "Say, didn't you need-"
"Zelda, yeah but we can't find her." Midna groaned as she was squashed and burnt. "We don't know what she's doing."
"Lalala, stinking up the halls..." Zelda sung as she was farting away, causing the paint to melt and the carpet to wil as she hummed while leaving the manor to slowly collaspe on itself from her rotten cacophy of flatulence. "...gassing all the way, hahaha!"
"...well I'm sure whatever it is, it must be important." Waluigi commented as he turned his tennis racket into a giant buster sword. "Maybe if I slice the with this oversized sword, I can get you out!"
"Did you say-" Cloud was cut off as Waluigi began slamming the Buster Sword onto the box as if it were his racket, with it not doing anything as he chucked it high into the sun, causing it to turn into night instantly.
"The sun has ebola," One Uganda Knuckles blurted out as the others clicked in agreement.
"Well it looks like I'm gonna have to find her." Waluigi grunted as he pulled his dark purple overalls. "But where would she be...?"