After taking a few days to peel the leather off the cow, I sold it to sm n00bs, who tried to split it with a splinter, I began back to Lumbrigde, to prepare for a new bttl.

I Jumped back as a spear stabbed into a lvl 76 in front of me, who was starting to call me a n00bie.

"Hehe. leet pwnage!!! lolz!"

Of course, I couldn't reply fitting so I said; "whpwnsteplzdntpnme!" I ducked down with my hands over my head.

"No problem! Laddie!" It said in a deep voice. "I am the original pwn! Warrior Fr The N00bz!"