I stared in awe, struggling to type in; "thxxxxxx." Then my cat began to sit on my keyboard, so it came out as; "tfgghccbcxfksghvcmjds..." lol.
"NP! I speak n00bish! fxgfnjcgskjdfhghdg." Kin said. 'FTN!' (For the n00bs)
"wyyfhgfdncvbhsfvhdbf!" Now I could reply in my naitive language. 'Cn I hv a spr?'
"kfhshjghgvgus!" HE really knew the language. He started a trade with m, and the right click actually tk 20 hp from my weak soul, so I died and was sent to teh shadow rleam...