So I fell off the mountain cause I was a n00b. I fell onto an cisland! But I couldn't swim so I dressed myself in a chicken st and jumped into the deep waters of thew Carribean!
Then a boat rammed into and it started talking. It said "n00b drown." then it ran my over. but, a barrel fell onto my head. It made a bump, and it pushed me into a rock.
So I used my meta lspear, and stabbed it, but a bunch of pwnster crabs fell out and began to pwn me once again. PWNED!
and so. I ran into the underwater pizza shop for dinner, and began to swim to thhe pretty surface of pwning krabs.