He had escaped 6 IP bans, 67 regular bans, and 78 permabans! What a master! He walked up to me with a smile. "I have a curse. Help me. Save me."
And then, I replied with the best ultran00bish I knew... "fhycbvdgvf." 'Woah u pwned!'
"WTN?" He asked. He began to digitalize. "NOOOS!" Then a sword stuck through his pixels! -80 HP? Thats a megahit!
He crumbled to the ground... This could only be the work of JAck's worst enemy. Barbossa the mod! with his evil cat, bob. He terrorized anything and everything, except his ct!!