Ten Years Later:
Now, Kin was dead, so I took place of the original pwn... FTN! So, I always remembered this sotry, and began to write more of my adventures in this site.
As for Jack and Barbossa, they got their own movie series after I revived them with my FTN powers.
Bob was killed, but his soul haunts rs classic, and was replaced in movies by jack the monkey, who is a pwnster in my memory...
Hope you have enjoyed my hallowed tale of adventur, pwning, and pizza.
Goodbyeeeeee