Shikamaru was the first to wake up. He saw only darkness, and heard . . . a fart. He wrinkled his nose.

He saw the sleeping forms of the other Genins around him. Troublesome people, he thought. They seemed to be in a large room with absolutely no light. It had an eerie cold feeling in it. Or was it just because Shikamaru needed to use the bathroom? NO ONE WILL KNOW.

He heard a groan, and saw Ino sit up. Whoo, it's Inooo! Dang, she's ho—TROUBLESOME! He sweatdropped.

"Is that you, Shikamaru?" Ino asked. "Where are we?"

"I don't know. Let's wake up the others."

Naruto woke up blearily to a roaring sound in his ears. He became spastic when he realized that he was underwater. He flapped around uselessly, ignoring the large, ominous glow in front of his eyes. Swallowing water, he burst to the surface, gasping for breath.

He was in a huge, prehistoric bathroom. There were cracks everywhere. There was a lonely toilet, pipes, and a mucky window. He realized that he was in a bathtub full of murky water. He immediately stepped out of it, noticing a chain on his left foot that connected to a lock on a pipe.

"Now you wake up, dobe," a voice grunted. Naruto spotted Sasuke, glaring at him on the other side of the room. He too was in the same position as Naruto but . . .

"WHAT. THE. FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!" Naruto screamed, gawping at him in amazement.

Sasuke had a bunny pink, baby night-pajamas on him. The ones with a foot covers. He looked pissed, with his arms crossed on his chest like a bitch.

"Hn," he grumbled. "Ignore it. Anyhow, we have to—"

"FUZZY!" Naruto screamed, pointing at Sasuke's pink, fur-covered feet. The suit had fit him rather snugly. FUCK, I can't believe Sasuke's WEARING that! Oh god, give me a camera!! He laughed to tears, rolling on the floor.

Sasuke was red with rage. He had freaking pajamas on him when he woke up. Why did only he have it on?! He foamed angrily, waiting for Naruto to stop laughing.

He didn't.

"ALRIGHT, DOBE! I didn't want this on me anyway!" he yelled irritably. His pride was practically broken in half. "And we have to get out of here!"

"Okay . . . okay." Naruto stood up, still grinning madly. "Hey, Sasuke, I think I see something poking out of your (snicker) bunny hood."

Sasuke looked behind his back. There was indeed a bunny hood included with his suit, with full pink ears. Blushing, he took out a tape from it, ignoring Naruto's laughter.

"It says 'Play Me'," he said, examining the tape in his pink, bunny paws. "Dobe, check if you have a tape too."

Naruto found one in his pocket. "I have one too!"

"But where's a tape player . . ." Sasuke growled. He looked around the room and suddenly spotted something in the center. "HOLY SHIT!"

"THERE'S A BODY IN HERE!" Naruto screeched. There was indeed a body in the room. It looked like a middle-aged man in a white shirt and boxers, lying in a pool of dark blood. He had a gun in his hand, a tape player in the other. His head had a hole in it.

"Wait, there was a body in here before?" Naruto said, suspicious. The two stared at the man, doubtful. The man sweatdropped nervously, but the two shinobi didn't notice.

"Well, get the tape player!" Sasuke said impatiently.

"How? It's too far away to reach! My chain won't let me."

"There's gotta be something!" Sasuke looked at the bath tub. "Use the drain chain!"

Naruto took the chain from the tub, and then took off his jacket. He tied it together to form a cord. He threw the cord at the man, struggling to reach the tape player. He threw it again, and again. Sasuke sweated nervously under his pink suit.

Finally, on the fourth try, the cord hooked onto the tape wire. Naruto pulled, dragging the tape player across the floor to him. He grabbed it and stuffed the tape in, pressing "Play".

An eerie, croaky voice spoke from the tape. "Hello, Uzumaki Naruto. I want to play a game." Naruto's eyes widened in shock. "You may not know me, but I know you. You have been living your life as a ninja: strong, reliable, determined, and gay. But, you warped the plot of the story, and changed all the badass ninjas to good, or killed them all. Now you must pay the price.

"Right now, you are breathing a deadly poison that will kill you in one hour. The antidote is hidden in a safe, and to get it, you must kill Uchiha Sasuke. Time is running out, Naruto. Will you kill your best friend, or die? This is your choice. Let the game begin." The tape ended.

Naruto looked up at the terrified boy in the pink suit. He was stunned. "Give me your tape."

"No. Give me the tape player."

"I'm not gonna risk breaking it," Naruto snarled. "Give me your tape!"

A little scared, Sasuke threw the tape to him. He put it into the machine and pressed "Play."

"Good day, Uchiha Sasuke. I want to play a game with you. You are a sick, cold, lonely individual who refuses to make any friends. In other words, you're a sad emo. There are many people in the world, Sasuke, who don't appreciate life. But you are just beyond medical attention to be helped. So, you are deposited in this room with your sun-head friend. Your objective in this game is to die. Die a cold death. That's what all emos want. So let Naruto kill you, because in the anime, you suck. Die, or DIE. It's your choice." The tape ended to a scratch.

"Wtf," Sasuke snarled.

HAHAHA, I finished the second chapter. Yes, I was watching "Saw" and I suddenly thought of these two. LOLS

Review please, and tell if you want the story to continue.