"He called you an emo!" Naruto cheered.

"How does he KNOW?!" he screamed, tearing at his bunny ears. "I've been trying to conceal that fact for months!"

Naruto sweatdropped. "Sure." Sasuke was turning into an idiot. When Sasuke was an idiot, it was even worse than when he was a drunkard. He shuddered at the memory, and the constant verse of "The Emo Song" from the raven.

"Well, what do we do?" Naruto said.

"I dunno. What did he say to do again?"

"Uh, kill you."

"WHAT?!" Sasuke screamed. He actually looked scared. "Don't touch me!"

"But I have to kill you! There's no other choice!"

"What else did he say?!"

"He said to you 'Die, or die'."

"WHAT THE HELL KINDA CHOICE IS THAT?!"

"I DUNNO. CMON, LET ME KILL YOU."

"NO!"

"YOU'RE AN EMO! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU!"

"JUST BECAUSE I'M EMO DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA DIE!"

"THEN WHY DO YOU CUT YOURSELF!"

"IT FEELS GOOD!"

". . . Does it?"

"Oh yes, actually, it does."

"Hm, maybe I should try some."

"Yes, you should one day. Hey, I happen to have a bottle of Scotch with me. Want some?"

"Sure!"

Author: "GET BACK TO THE ARGUMENT."

…

"GO DIE, YOU EMO!"

"MAKE ME!"

"FINE! YOU'RE A DISGUSTING, BLACK-HAIRED, DEPRESSING LITTLE WORM THAT DOESN'T DESERVE TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET!"

". . . sob"

". . . Wait, was that a little harsh? Sorry."

BACK TO THE OTHER GEEKS—

"I hate this place," Shikamaru complained.

"I hate you even more," Neji commented. "Now shut up."

"Hey, did you guys notice?" Sakura said. "We were stuck in this room for a whole hour, not doing anything?"

". . . True."

"Shikamaru! Where are youuuu!" Ino's voice screeched into the blackness. She began to walk around, searching for the lazy boy. There was a satisfying thud as she hit the wall, and a scream along with it.

"Dang troublesome woman."

"WA! Who said that?!"

"God said that, Chouji. FOR MOTHER VIRGIN'S SAKE, WHO ELSE WOULD SAY IT?!"

"I wonder who said that . . .?"

"Satan said that."

"HE'S IN THIS ROOM?! OH MY GOD, LET ME OUT OF HERE!"

". . . Don't tell me that was Neji screaming like a wuss."

"It was."

"I'm gonna punch myself unconscious."

"You do that."

"I feel a hand on my thigh . . . ! . . . Nope, that's just me."

"You're a pervert, Kiba."

"Shut up, bug boy."

". . ."

"Does anyone have a lighter or a match?"

"I got Lite. Need a smoke?"

". . . Neji? Is that you?"

"Uhhh, no."

"Then who said that?"

"Er, fate."

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"OH MY GOSH, LET'S PLAY THE LETTER GAME. You know, where you say something that starts with the last letter of a word someone else says? Okay, so Lee said Gai-Sensei. I say . . . Itachi!"

". . . Yes?"

A light suddenly popped up in the room, revealing the Genins, and also the cold face with two red eyes that belonged to none other than the mother of all hot murderers himself.

"HOLY 3#$$$"

"SASUKE'S BROTHER IS HOT!"