Next Door
Disclaimer: Don't own it. I swear…
Jessie: -Kisses- We know honey.
Joh: -Grins-
Jessie: Yeah we were away at camp that's why Joh didn't update.
Joh: Sorry!
Warnings: Language, yaoi, smooching? …yeah…smooching…
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I was frozen. Seriously frozen. Like I couldn't move. Not even twitch.
My mind blanked out for a moment, leaving behind an annoying buzz in my ears. As Envy's lips moved against mine, coaxing me to open my mouth. I simply parted my lips. What was I thinking? Oh right…. nothing.
His tongue invaded my mouth, moving over my own. I think that's when I finally came back to my right mind. Right at thaaaat moment.
"What the fuck?" I screamed, shoving him away and wiping my mouth on my sleeve. Disgusting. Ewwww.
Envy blinked at my and smiled coyly. He chuckled (actually it was more like an evil cackle) and licked his lips. "It was a kiss dumb ass."
I scooted over to the other end of the sofa, clutching my throbbing stomach and scowling at him, daring him to come closer. "I know that!" I snapped. I hate it when people talk to me as if I'm a kid.
He cocked an eyebrow. "Then what's the problem?"
"It's freakin' gross!"
This time he laughed. Not a cackle but a full-fledged laugh. "You didn't seem to mind that much." He reminded me in between laughs.
I frowned. "I was surprised…"
He shook his head. "Sure kid…sure."
I growled and crossed my arms over my chest. "Shut up. Just shut up." I shot a glance at the front door, judging if I could make it there without hurting my body too much. I really needed to get away from this freak.
Slowly I edged my way to the door, hunched over but hopefully still threatening. Envy just watched me with a lazy grin on his lips.
As I took another daring step backwards pain raced through my ribs, forcing me to slow down.
Still, Envy remained on the sofa watching me blankly.
After what seemed in eternity I reached the door, my back hitting the flat surface. I grinned shakily at him and gave him a mock salute. "It's been real." I said while reaching behind me to grope for the door handle.
That's when he made his move.
Envy got up slowly, stretching his lean arms over his head and yawning like a cat. As he lowered his arms back to his sides he stared at me with flashing purple pupils. He thinks he's soooo scary…pshhh.
He approached me, eyes never leaving mine. And I swear to god (if I believed in him) I was dead frozen. It was seriously as if he cast some sorta freaky spell on me cuz I couldn't move.
Maybe that's his skill…making people just freeze up…I mean that's what happened before when he…he…you know…
My hand was right on the knob; if only I could just turn it then I'd be free. But my fingertips slid off the slick handle, letting my hand fall limp by my side.
Shit he's getting closer.
I could my heart hammering wildly, like a siren warning me of the danger. But that was the only part of me still moving, unaffected by his spell.
I could feel myself flattening against the door, a pathetic attempt to escape. God what's wrong with me? The door's right behind me I could just…
Envy rested his arms against the door and leaned close to me, resting his weight against the door therefore ending my chances of escape.
I think that's when I freaked out. Just a little.
"No!" I screamed, breaking the spell. I spun around and fumbled with the door, but his heavy weight kept me from opening it.
He was laughing while I was having a heart attack. Hah.
I could feel him press up against me from behind, a very unwanted gesture. "Get away from me you hippie freak!" I screeched, slamming my fists against the door in frustration as he pushed me up against it.
He paused. I knew he was probably thinking 'hippie freak? What the fuck?' It was the first thing that came to mind and I'm kinda wiggen' out so sorrryy if I can't think of a better insult.
He chuckled in my ear and slipped his hand in my shirt, feeling along my flat stomach. His hands were cold! I shivered and thrashed wildly, but only succeeded in banging my head against the door.
I'm really smart, right?
"Don't touch you fucked up druggie! Get away from me! Asshole! Fuck face!" I began to list as many insults as possible, showing off my colorful vocabulary.
He dug his nails into my stomach, making me gasp and grit my teeth. I shut up right around then to save myself some pain (he has some freaky nails, let me tell you.).
His hand moved higher up my chest, feeling me out. Slowly he let his hand trail back down to my pants where he toyed with the buckle for a moment.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not some fucking girl!
I opened my mouth, ready to scream at the top of my lungs in hopes that a passerby might hear me and come to my rescue, but right then his cell rang.
Envy cursed and slowly slid off of me to retrieve his cell phone from his back pocket.
Flipping it open he snapped, "Yeah?"
I couldn't hear what the other person was saying and I didn't really care. Envy was distracted, or maybe he was just bored with me now, either way this was my one chance to run.
Envy rolled his eyes and grunted into the phone. "Fuck no…. yeah…"
Quietly as I could I opened the door and fled, doing my best to ignore the protest my stomach made.
0o0
"Ed? Why don't you ever walk me home anymore?" Al whined to me, dumping his backpack on the floor as he kicked off his shoes and closed the door.
I groaned a response from the sofa where I was laying in a pitiful heap. "I was busy." That wasn't exactly a lie. I mean…I was busy, wasn't I?
Al came and stood in front of the couch, hands on his hips and a frown on his face. "You look sick." He commented, his eyebrows furrowing in concern.
I flapped a hand at him. "Naw, I'm just tired."
He ignored me and pressed a cool hand against my forehead. "You don't feel hot," he murmured after a moment.
Rolling my yellow eyes I said, "That's because I'm not sick Al. Don't worry about me so much." I sat up, keeping a cautious hand on my stomach.
Al eyed me skeptically with his dark amber eyes. "I think you should go to bed early."
"I'm not sick." I huffed, although the idea of sleep did seem welcoming enough…
My brother rolled his eyes at my stubbornness and started rummaging through his bag. "Whatever. You're going to bed early and I'm going to start my homework!" he brought out a blue binder and his plan book, lying them down neatly on the floor.
I watched him in a bored manner for a moment before groaning and flopping back down. My eyes closed and I listened to Al's pencil moving across the paper completing whatever assignment the teacher had given him.
My thoughts traveled from Al to the asshole next door, thereby giving me a headache.
And with that I got up, snapping my eyes open. "I'm going up." I announced, heading for the stairs positioned in the corner of the room against the wall.
Al hummed a response after reminding me again to go to bed early tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah I hear you bro. I hear ya'.
Once I had successfully made it to my room without hurting myself too badly I sat down at my desk, switching on my computer.
As it loaded I couldn't help but turn my head around to glance out the window. Envy's window was thrown wide open but the curtains were drawn, blocking his room from view.
I shrugged, figuring I should probably do the same if I ever wanted privacy.
I stretched my arms out and then clicked the yellow dude icon, signing onto AIM.
My buddy list popped up, revealing those of my friends who were online. Only six were on, most of them were probably doing homework.
A window popped up.
Russ92 (6:38 pm): Where were u in 8th period? Were u skipping or something?
I rolled my eyes figuring that I probably shouldn't admit that I got my ass kicked and was kidnapped out of school by the new kid.
So I brought my fingers to the keyboard and tapped in my response quickly.
GoldEyez67 (6:39 pm): Naw I was sick so I left early
Russ92 (6:40 pm): Oh that sux...when did u leave?
GoldEyez67 (6:40 pm): 2nd period. Right after.
Russ92 (6:43 pm): So you didn't hear it then?
I blinked at the screen, staring at the words, perplexed.
GoldEyez67 (6:44 pm): No, hear wut?Russ92 (6:45 pm): Well...remember that tutoring thingy?
Oh yeah, my teacher kinda forced me to sign up for that thing, didn't she? Great, I'm probably stuck tutoring some half-wit loser. Sigh.
GoldEyez67 (6:46 pm): Yeah, my teacher made me do it. Know who I got stuck with?Russell took a long time in replying. (1)
Russ92 (6:50 pm): Well...you know that junior? The really freaky one?GoldEyez67 (6:51 pm): There are a lot of freaky juniors dude. Which one?
Russ92 (6:51 pm): Haha yeah I know but he kinda stands out. I think he's new…dunno…uh…he has really long hair...
A sinking feeling fell over me as I read his words carefully. Long hair…it just couldn't be…aw…hells no…
GoldEyez67 (6:53 pm): What color?Russ92 (6:54 pm): I think its dyed green...weird right? He's probably a stoner.
Russ92 (7:00 pm): Edward? Yo, you there dude? Ed?
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1. Russel is that dude in the anime with the blonde hair pretending to be Ed...with his little brother Fletcher...
Joh: Pretty short but whatever, I got lazy.
Jessie: That's my sister for you.
Joh: Yep…
ANSWERS TO REVIEWS
Battle-Royalist
Really? I always thought people wrote about them in school too much and that this was going to be unoriginal because of that…thanks!
Danielle Sinclaire
Haha! Pipsqueaks and palmtrees! That's really funny!
FXL
Yes, that was very mean of Envy to hit poor innocent Ed. But really Ed…you should have known better…
Ebz
Yes! I've gotten punched in the stomach and it hurts like hell! No one believes me…you can't understand it unless its happened to you I guess.
mew2
Next chapter is going to be in Envy's POV. I was actually going to have part of this chapter be Envy's but…it didn't turn out that way…
Sasuto
Haha, you have a funny e-mail. I like it.
Mr. Never
That was a good idea and I really was going to have half of this chapter be in Envy's POV…but I kind of…got lazy…and stopped writing…hah….yeah…
albino-yaoi
Aw thank you! That was really nice to hear. I'm afraid of this being uncreative so thanks!
Fishtank the Stephs
Yeah, I wish I could scare my teachers. But they just think I'm weird…sigh. Thanks for the encouragement!
Matariel
Ah yes! Thank you so much for the idea of the window scene! I'm definitely going to use that in a future chapter, keep an eye out for it, kay? Also, thanks for pointing out a typo, I do seem to have those a lot, don't I?
thoughtless dreamer
I miss you so much right now! I was so sad! Grrrrr! Talk we must!
madd envy freak
Haha! I will have Roy molest Ed a bit, just to envy annoyed. Poor Ed doeshave a lot of issues.
Me And My God Complex
Envy is strange! 00 He makes Ed sad inside…
Sarah-chan91
Thank you! I hope I didn't update late…(I know I did heh)
rain
I'll have it be mostly Ed's POV but maybe Envy will get to slide in once or twice just to spice things up. Ya know?
cheerful-pinkstar
Giggle fits! -is the only one laughing- Sorry just had to say that when I saw you giggeling…
Syao9
Ed does look sexy when suffering…poor Ed.
shu-chan77901
It shall get very interesting…I'm not exactly sure where this is heading but I've got a faint idea…
Light-Hideko
Haha that's my favorite line so far too. 'taking in the enemy surroundings'
Sandblasted-Kitten
I'm sorry for the late update! Hope you liked this chapter!
xxDream Theaterxx
There shall be lots and lots of smut…lots…and lots…and lots…-twitches-
Forever Yours Zana
Haha! I love writing Ed's POV because he's so sarcastic! I'm pretty sure Envy would be similar just more…creepy? I dunno…
awsomealchemist
Envy has struck a move! And has many more in store for our little Edo…heeheehee.
Review please!
-JoH