DD- Here we are for Itachi; The True Story, chapter 2!!!
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Chapter 2…
Itachi and Sasuke walked to the training grounds AKA the barn, or as Neji would call it, The Ghetto. As he walked in, he saw Tenten looking down at the straw and shit on the ground, and Kiba lying down on some of the shit, drunk, and cigarettes in hand.
"Why the Fuck are we in a barn?" Itachi questioned, as Tenten looked up from the ground, noticing he was there.
"In a burning barn? I don't really know. The other question is, why am I feeling a stinging sensation on my back? AH SHIT!!" Tenten screamed, realizing there was fire on her back. She then ran in circles, and fell down a near-by well.
"Want some shit dudes?" Kiba asked, while passing out.
"No thanks druggy," Itachi said, as Kakashi walked in.
"Hello everyone, I am your sensei person, Kakashi. And your first mission is…," Kakashi looked around the barn, "to get Tenten out of the well."
"Okay," Itachi said, as he threw a bucket on a rope down on the well, "Get in the bucket!"
"I can't get in a freaking bucket! It's too small!" Tenten complained.
"Get in the damn bucket, or else I'll send flames down there!" Itachi exclaimed back at her, as she sighed, and got in the bucket.
"Jeez your heavy! Have you been hanging out with Fairy Jery Choji?" Itachi yelled at her, making her blush in embarrassment, but she glared at him still.
"YOU JACK ASS!!!" Tenten screamed at him, as the bucket fell down.
"That's what you get for eating so much! Your getting fat! Your gaining weight, so go to Weight Watchers or 24 Hour Fitness!" Itachi screamed, "Or hell, whatever's best for you."
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN I GET UP THERE! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR EYEBALLS OUT, PEEL THE SKIN OFF OF THEM, AND THEN FEED IT TO LEE ON A PORK SANDWHICH!!!!!" Tenten screamed at him, fire in her eyes.
"Just shut up and get in the bucket!" Itachi replied back at her.
"I hate you, though I barely know you, but I still hate you! And I think you are an asshole!" Tenten yelled at him, as he felt ping of hurt, which only lasted for about 1 millisecond.
"Just climb in already!" Itachi yelled at her again, as she finally got in it. Itachi had to admit, she looked kind of cute scrunched up in the bucket, even though she was glaring at him. As he pulled her up, Sasuke and Kiba finally decided to help, and they pulled her up… to fast, as she came up, banged heads with Itachi, and kissed, for about five seconds, before she fell back down again.
"DAMMIT!!!" Tenten screamed again.
"HA-HA-HA!!" Kiba laughed at her, as he tripped and fell down the well after her.
"Ah, my fucking hea-ooff!" Tenten yelled, as she felt another body fall on her, "GET OFF OF ME YOU DRUGGY RETARD!!!"
"Hi! Crap this! Why am I in a hole, am I on an acid trip or something?" Kiba questioned, crashing into a brick, and fainting, but Tenten didn't notice that, but she DID notice that someone did get up from the ground.
"Since when do you have long black hair Kiba? And a white dress? And a pale face, wait, your face is already pale," Tenten questioned and said, as 'Kiba' said, "Mommy."
"Kiba, I am not your fucking mommy, you must be tripping. How much cocaine have you had?" Tenten asked, as 'Kiba' came closer, and chanted Mommy over and over again, and started to hug her leg. It was then she realized that 'Kiba' was not exactly Kiba, but in fact she was the girl from the Ring!
"OMG!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A MOMMY!" Tenten screamed, as Itachi screamed back, "So that's why you're so heavy!"
"Shut up! There's this creepy looking girl down here, who looks like the girl from the Ring, and she's calling me Mommy!" Tenten exclaimed back.
"Whatever, just get in the bucket," Itachi said, rolling his eyes, as the well shook.
"STUPID DOORS!!! THEY WON'T OPEN!!!" Kiba shouted, crashing into the walls, thinking they were doors, and twisting rocks around like they were door knobs.
"Oh, forget you!" Tenten shouted, as she was FINALLY pulled out of the well, with the girl hanging on to her leg.
"OMG! YOU WERE SERIOUS!!" he said, helping her out of the bucket, and trying to knock the girl off her leg.
"Mommy!" the girl shouted, hugging Tenten, as Itachi kicked it, but it started hugging his leg, "Daddy!"
"WHAT?!?!?!?! WHY DOES ITACHI HAVE TO BE THE DADDY?!?!? EVEN KIBA WOULD BE A BETTER DADDY!!!!!!" Tenten screamed, pulling her hair.
"SOMEONE SAID MY NAME!!! OH YEAH, FIRETRUCK!!" Kiba shouted, as some red stuff came out of the well.
"Are you sure about that?" Itachi asked, smirking.
"I'm pretty sure," Tenten answered, as she heard Kiba throwing up, "OMG!!! I CAN SMOKE AND PUKE AT THE SAME TIME!!! WHOA!"
"Okay, I take that back, but still!" Tenten yelled at Itachi, as Sasuke twirled towards them.
"I'm a ballerina! OMG! A baby girl, who happens to look like she's at least 6!! Girl we need to get your nails done, and a makeover! Were going to the mall!" Sasuke, in her, I mean his girlish voice, squealed.
"Auntie!" the girl said, hugging Sasuke.
"What's your name little girl?" Sasuke asked.
"Mary-MoFo!" the girl now known as Mary-MoFo answered.
"Okay… anyway, where's Kakashi?" Tenten asked, as a TV came out of nowhere, and Kakashi was in his new Piece-O-Shit-Honda driving off the edge of Mount Everest.
"Whoa, jeez! Was Iruka driving that or something?" Itachi asked.
"I guess not," Tenten said, as an 81 Honda appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey kids, want a ride home?" Iruka asked.
"No," Everyone said in unison.
"Are you sure, we have lollipops," Michael Jackson said, appearing in the passengers seat, holding up the lollipops.
"We're VERY sure," everyone said in unison, as everyone ran away screaming, leaving Kiba in the well.
"Hey, you know, there's a little boy down there… passed out…. Who's 12… are you getting my hint?" Michael Jackson asked.
"I think I'm getting the hint," Iruka said, winking at MJ, as they jumped in the well, but unfortunately for them, they landed on Kiba's stomach, making him puke all over them, making them run out of the well.
"Oh gosh, how the heck do we get out of here?" Iruka asked.
"I don't know, oh wait! Look there's a door down here!" Iruka said, as they went though the door, climbed up the stairs, and got in their car again.
With Tenten, Itachi, Sasuke, and Mary-MoFo
"So…." Tenten said, as they got into her house.
"You're my Mommy and Daddy!" Mary-MoFo said to Itachi and Tenten, as she hugged them both at the same time, making them very uncomfortable, and squashed together.
"Um yeah, whatever, can you let go of us now?" Itachi asked.
"TOO CLOSE!!" Tenten screamed.
"Go hug Auntie or something," Itachi suggested, as Sasuke appeared, and picked her up.
"Let's go to the mall, and pick you out a nice outfit!" Sasuke said, cheerfully, "From Ballerina's Inc.!"
"So… what do you want to do then?" Tenten asked.
"Uh, there's no way I'm going home, my mom's probably high on something." Itachi answered.
"Okay, let's just watch TV then," she said, sitting on the couch.
"Sure."
Two Hours Later… When they fell asleep
"Oh my God!!!" Sasuke and Mary-MoFo burst into the room.
"Wha-" Tenten asked, waking up.
"We have to get the new Barbie Gameboy game!!!" Sasuke shouted and started throwing a fit.
"Sheesh, why did you wake us like that?" Itachi said, noticing that Tenten was hugging his right arm, while his left was around her waist.
"Oh, this is SOOOOO cute!" Sasuke cried, suddenly not throwing a fit and taking a million pictures on his pink cell phone with gemstones.
"SASUKE!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!" Tenten screamed, and chased after him with a hammer.
"EEEEEEEKKK!!!" he squealed.
"Do you want us to get that Gameboy, or whatever?" Itachi asked bored.
"Totally!" he said, hearts in his eyes, as a hammer came down on his head.
"Give. Me. That. Cell. Phone. NOW!!!!!!" she raged, grabbing it from Sasuke. She tried to delete it by pushing a bunch of buttons, but then she realized she hit 'send.'
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" she wailed, falling to the ground and chucking the phone back at Sasuke.
"Um, Tenten, it's not that big of a deal…" Itachi said, "At least it was only one person, right?"
"No," Sasuke said, picking up his phone, "When you hit send, it goes to everyone in the world who has a cell phone."
"Why me?" Tenten's voice was barely audible.
"Well, off you go to get that game!" Sasuke yelled happily and shoved them all out the door. With Mary-MoFo.
End Chapter
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Gaara- I curse you all, I'm only on pie number 379!!
EE- Let's see, that's only 2,350 to go!!!
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Gaara- If I could get some help this would go faster.
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