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Chapter 4

"Are you sure you don't want to come with us and get the game for Sasuke?" Tenten asked.

"I'm sure, I have everything I've ever wanted here, cupcakes, cookies, sand," Gaara listed.

"How bout friends, people who care about you, and not to mention eyebrows?" Tenten asked.

"Shut up bitch," Gaara glared.

"Thanks for the ship!" Tenten said, not hearing Gaara.

"Your welcome bitch!" Gaara yelled back, but Tenten was still deaf, and couldn't hear him.

On the ship

"He was so nice!" Tenten said happily, as everyone sweat-dropped.

"You know he called you a bitch right?" Itachi asked, as her happy mood went away, and her eyes turned to fire.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!" Tenten screamed, as she punched the ship, making a huge whole in it, and then it began to sink.

"SHIT!!!! TENTEN!!!!!" Itachi screamed, as they all fell into the water.

"I'M DROWNING!!! SAKURA, HOW COME YOU CAN'T TURN INTO AN OCTOPUS??????" Kiba screamed and questioned.

"I can only turn into an octopus on the new moon!" Sakura yelled back, gasping for air.

"It's wasn't the new moon!" Kiba yelled back.

"Shut up!" Sakura yelled back.

"WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" Kiba screamed.

"You know it's like 4 feet right?" Itachi asked, standing up straight, but they couldn't hear him, considering they fell into the water drowning.

All of a sudden, 'Walk it out' started playing under the water, and everyone woke up to see two mermaids with sideways hats on and bling. One of them had barbies though. The one of the right had blond hair put into 4 different ponytails, and was a girl, with a really long black shirt on, with the 'money' sign on a golden necklace. The one of the left was wearing a hood and purple face make-up. It sort of resembled a guy, but was most likely a girl.

"What's up in the Ghetto?" The girl asked, "I Temari, you know, T, to the E, to the M-A-R-I."

"Okay then, nice to meet you, were Kiba, Neji, Sakura, Mary-MoFo Tenten, Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino," Sakura said, thought no one understood her and only bubbles came out.

"Yeah, we can't understand you foos. I'm Kankuro by the way, you know, C to the A, to the N-C-U-"Kankuro stopped, getting shot by Temari, who pulled a gold pleated hand gun.

"Don't steal my punch line Foo!" Temari shouted, as she shot him again, "Dammit! Why are we immortal?????"

"Because we are! OW!" Kankuro said, as he was shot again.

"I think You're running out of air," Temari said, talking to the 'humans'.

"Okay," Sakura said, yet no one understood her, and they swam to the top.

"Jeez, how long did it take you to figure out it was only 4 feet?" Itachi asked, rolling his eyes.

"We met these gangsta mermaids!" Neji yelled happily.

"Look, Neji, Yeah, you aren't gangsta," Itachi and Tenten said at the same time.

"Shut up, yes I am! I've been to Juvie!" Neji yelled back.

"Let's not go over this again. You have not been to Juvie, and neither has Hinata, and you don't have a brother," Itachi said, as Neji was about to retort back, when two heads bobbed out of the water.

It was the gangsta mermaids.

"Yo foos!" Temari yelled happily, as Itachi's eyes bugged out.

"How can you breathe above water? I thought only Ariel could do that!" Kiba said, as everyone stared at him like he was crazy, "What? I watch that movie all the time, FIRE TRUCK!!!!!!!!"

"Well Ariel ain't so special, we killed her actually 6 months ago. Her singing got REALLY annoying. I mean, what kind of mermaid sings, and not raps? Rapping is good for the soul, body, and mind!" Temari said, as they stared at her.

"YOU KILLED ARIEL!!! I LOVED HER!!!!!!" Kiba shouted sadly and madly, as he sniffed some more crack, or whatever the heck he was on.

"You never told us how you could breathe above water though," Tenten stated.

"Oh yeah, were half gangsta, so obviously, we can breathe above water, and rap to people," Temari said, "Where you foos headin' anywayz?"

"We headin' to the land of the blueberry pancakes yo!" Neji said, as Temari got her gun out and shot him.

"Don't act like your gangsta foo! Only people who are full or half gangsta can talk like that, plus you suck at talking like you gangsta!" Temari yelled.

"Yeah, well I've been to-"

"Shut up Neji," Itachi said.

"Yeah, well, there has to be someone who acts gangsta around here!" Neji shouted at him.

"For the last friken time, YOU AIN'T FUCKIN GANGSTA!!!!" Itachi shouted, as Neji backed down scared.

"Excuse me, we know how to get there," Kankuro said, holding up 'his' dolls.

"Where is it?" Itachi asked.

"Were going to Hollywood!" Kankuro shouted in a perky girlish high-squeaked voice.

"Um, okay. How do we get there?" Tenten asked, as Mary-MoFo hugged her.

"We take the limo of course!" Kankuro screeched, as a limo came out of nowhere, floating on top of the water.

"Whoa, what the fire truck?" Kiba asked.

"Just get in!" Temari said, getting in the drivers seat. From the outside, it had hydraulics, making the car go up and down, with the rap music blaring out of the limo.

"Check it out, the rims spin!" Temari shouted. On the inside of the car though.

"Free drinks for everyone. Don't worry; I bought it only slightly spiked. Oh, and if you feel the need to get in a hot tub, it's on the roof. Oh yeah, AND the poker table and the DDR machine are in the back. And we have out own personally DJ. Drum roll please," Temari explained, and everyone drum rolled, "YASHAMARU!!!!"

Everyone turned to see the old man at the DJ thing.

"Yeah, he was dead before, but mermaids can bring people back to life! Plus we needed a DJ," Temari said, as they all began to dance to 'Snap yo fingers'.

Technically though, they forgot to drive to Hollywood, and were partying all night, that they forgot about Hollywood.

Next Morning

"Yo foos, I think were there!" Temari shouted, as they all got out of the car, and landed in the water.

"This is Hollywood? It doesn't look different from the ocean we were in last night," Tenten said.

"Idiot, it WAS the ocean we were in last night," Itachi said.

"Don't call me an idiot you idiot!" Tenten yelled, as they began a slapping fight.

"Oh no you didn't!" Neji shouted, as Temari shot him again.

"Just get back in the car foos! We'll be there in a few hours," Temari said, as they were about to drive off, when all of sudden, out of the hell of the blue, some other gangsta mermaids came out of nowhere, and began to sing.

"So you wanna be a player?
But your wheels aint fly?
Just hit us up
To get a pimped out ride

You gotta pimp my riiiiiiiddddddddde
(Damn Right)"

"OMG!! YOU GUYS ARE MY HEROES!!!" Neji said, with hearts in his eyes.

"Yo, I'm Xhibit! I'm here to pimp your ride!" Xhibit said, shooting Neji on accident.

"You guys were my heroes too!" Neji cried.

End chapter

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DD- Yeah, what she said, or we'll Xhibit and the other gangsta mermaids after you!