Yay! Chapter 2!!!!!
Link: Well, it took you long enough.
Me: For some reason, I like nighttime...
Midna: Tell someone who cares.
Me: YOU care!
Midna: Oh yeah...LinkLord owns nothing!
Link: And he likes pie!
Me: I sure do! Enjoy!
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Chapter 2:
The Portal
I frowned at the game: The intro had stopped playing. Furiously, I
pounded on the GameCube. It beeped at me.
"Durza, your game console doesn't like you." Eitak
stated, trying to be serious. "Oh shut up."
I snapped, doing ''the Stitch'' voice. "Hey,
what is that?" Eitak asked, pointing at the screen. I
looked and saw the Ganondorf looking directly
at us. "You are next." he hissed. "Huh." I thought. "Don't remember
putting THAT into the programming..." Ganondorf raised his arms
and blasted...to us it was the screen. I have no idea what the
--removed-- it was to him. A purple portal opened up and I yelped, grabbing the
couch. Eitak, still sitting cross-legged, was being slowly pulled into the portal.
"Hey Durza, does your game always do this?" she asked slowly. "Shut the
--removed-- in the name of a --removed-- up!!!" I roared before being
sucked into the portal. "Oh. This might be bad." Eitak said before the
vortex drew her in too.
We landed with THUD on some earth. "HOLY CRAP!!!" I shouted.
"This is Fekkelran!" "What?" "Fekkelran." Eitak stared blankly
at me. "The place Link was sent to." I explained impatiently. "O
hero and heroine, the seven lands surrounding Hyrule need your
help." Yep. 100 functional. "I've got good news and bad news,
Eitak." I said, looking around. "The good news: this game is
functioning properly. the bad news: we're inside the game while
it's playing, so anything can happen as long as it follows the story-
line I put in the game." "But you made the game. Couldn't you just, y'know,
stop it?" Eitak asked. Suddenly, gold armor and another armor set, except black,
fell from the sky. With it came a huge broad sword bigger than me and a long
poleaxe. I caught the broadsword and Eitak caught the poleaxe. In 3-D,
the armor landed and became attached to me and Eitak. I was wearing the black
platemail. "COOL!" Eitak exclaimed. A 15-year-old man walked over to us. His
black cloak billowed in the wind, giving only tormenting flashes of his facial
features behind his hood. His gleaming silver gloves seemed to glow in the
sunlight. At his side was a long sword, on his back a shield. "I take it you are the
ones who the Goddesses ask for?" the man wondered. "Who is that?" Eitak
asked me. "Do you suffer from short term memory loss or something?!? We
saw this exact same guy tethering Epona to a pole five minutes ago! Not even
that long!" "So? Who is he?" I groaned and smacked myself in the face. "HE'S
LINK, YOU --removed-- BLOCKHEAD!!!" "Oh!" Eitak marveled. "Is she
gonna be okay?" Link asked, lowering his hood. "Right now I don't even
care any more." I replied. "I am heading to the center of this land. In case
you didn't know, it is called Vellinraka." "I know! I am...umm...well aquainted
with this land. So anyway, let's get to the Castle of Wind!" I exclaimed. "Do
you know why Ganondorf sent me here?" Link asked. I laughed and told him,
"Buddy, let's just say that Ganondorf isn't the one pulling the strings here."
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Me, Link & Midna (Eitak was a spoilsport) Ooohhh! Cliffhanger!
Me: That was so dramatic!
Midna: I loved it!
Link: You people will read anything.
Me: Hey, the more people reading this, the more people can
admire you while they do it.
Link: FOR THE LOVE OF THE THREE GODDESSES,
DON'T STOP READING!!!
Me & Midna: Hee hee.
Me: Read and review! By the way, anyone who correctly
guesses what the first intrument in the chorus is will get 5,000
Rupees! Here's your list of choice:
Ocarina
Drums
Guitar
Pipes
Flute
The Rod
Harp
The Voice