Drabbles 4
Ilyasviel and Taiga
A/N: Lol… things are starting to get weirder…Sakura's got Lancer as a bodyguard?
Author: How Ilya's name came about… (NOTE: NOT A DRABBLE)
1. Ilya's mother's name: Irisviel von Einzbern
2. Mother's husband: Kiritsugu Emiya
3. Merge the two names Irisviel and Emiya…
4. You get: Ilyasviel von Einzbern. (The 'L' appears by magic…)
5. Wait…if that is the case, shouldn't Ilya be Shiro's adopted sister??
Ilya: Shiro! Tell that damn author to stop showing off his philosophical prowess and start with the drabbles already!
Shiro: Trace-on! (Two large swords appear.)
Author: No you don't! (Takes two swords and battle…) Anyway, here are the drabbles.
1. After School Clubs
In Ilya's school, it was compulsory to have an after-school club. Ilya knew that Shiro once joined the archery club, so she tried, but messed up as she was too short. So she turned to Taiga for advice.
"You can choose a few options. One, find a performance arts club like ballet dancing. Two, home economics."
"No…all of them are no fun at all!" Ilya retorted.
"Then the third option is a meeting with the principal…"
"OK… I will take up dancing then. Or home economics teach me how to make chocolates for Shiro during Valentines Day."
"Suit yourself, Ilya…"
2. Sleeping With Shiro
"Fuji-nee, I want to sleep with Shiro!"
"WHAT? You are out of your mind!"
"But I am old enough, I am a teen…"
"The last time you slept with him, you attached yourself to Emiya and it resulted in Emiya and Tohsaka were late for school."
"I promise I won't do that again…"
"That is not enough to convince me."
"That is unfair. As Shiro's adopted sister I demand the right to sleep with Shiro!"
"Who said that you were Shiro's adopted sister?"
"The guy from earlier who is called Tribunal."
Taiga: (stares) Is Tribunal here?
Author: Gotta go! Bye!
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3. Thinking About Hercules
Ilya was lying in bed. She could not sleep for she was busy thinking about the 5th Holy Grail War and how her servant Hercules (Berserker-class) died.
She was too overconfident of Hercules' abilities and regretted not killing Saber and Rin the first time they met. If it had been done, she would probably be granted of the Grail's wish.
But it might not happen. She remembered how Gilgamesh could easily kill Hercules through the fortune-teller lady (probably Caster Medea) she met some day. The lady even warned that she would die.
Ilya was happy she made the right choice.