A/N: This chapter of Drabbles is a special middle-series 'movie' which is longer than other episodes due to the fact that it is supposed to be around a few thousand words long. There will be one more 'movie' at the end, but let us not talk about that yet…
Remember… this one's got no 100 word limitation… do not kill me or anything…
Disclaimer: I do not own FSN… anyway, there is no money for you to sue me for…
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Title: Beach Soccer (Beware! Trouble Ensues!)
Subtitle: Rin's attempt to come up with a perfect game of soccer with Servants
Once upon a time, in a state of a country known as Japan, there were a few friends who decided to go out to the beaches beside Fuyuki City to relax for a day. Even if it was for a day, for life in normal times were like:
Taiga: "Hey, little brat! Get back here before I really get angry!"
Ilya: "This place is not a place for Tigers! Get away from me!"
Taiga: "Argh!" (starts dashing towards Ilya…)
Well, you can see the normal days of the people as energetic and robust as this. And to escape the torture of Taiga vs Ilya/Saber mess, Rin and Shiro decided to take everyone to the beach…
Even if some of them came on their own accord.
"Alright… there's me, Archer, Shiro, Saber, Ilya, Berserker, Taiga, Sakura, Rider, Bazette and Caren," Rin had said.
And just that day in the Emiya Residence before they went to the beaches…
"Wait… why are there 13 of them now…" Rin now said to the whole lot of them.
"Aww… come on… you can't let me miss the fun, Saber," Gilgamesh said.
"Me too… I mean… how can I abandon my Master?" Lancer chorused.
"I don't think you treat me as your master, you know, Lancer…" Bazette said coldly.
Lancer felt as though he was backstabbed by his Master, who used Fragoth…
But they couldn't argue with Gilgamesh as he would Gate the whole lot of them effortlessly, and he wanted Lancer to come too, so there was no disagreement with the arrangement whatsoever.
And so, two small vans slowly approached the shores of Japan…
Shiro was driving the first van and Gilgamesh (!) was driving the second since Archer was too lazy to be bothered with.
And at last, they were nearly there. Just below the mountain they crossed due to a mistake, was the beach.
But something proves to happen every time…
"Hey, Gilg… slow down," Lancer said before putting the ace of spades on the table.
"Yeah… I do not want a premature death again," Archer continued before the putting a King of Hearts.
"Come on… we should have some fun! After all, this is our day!" Gilgamesh replied as he stepped on the brakes, "And anyway, Archer, you are in no position to say anything for you have caused us to take longer than expected by reading the map wrongly."
Archer sweatdropped. "Oh yeah…"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I win! Three Jacks!" Lancer was grinning with delight when suddenly, he felt his world going upside down.
"Darn it! The van is out of control! And why do we have to in charge of the belongings of all the things…Ahhhhhhhh!" Gilgamesh shouted before Lancer and Archer joined in.
The van tumbled down the mountain like a gigantic boulder.
The people of the second van sweatdropped when they saw the first van going down the mountain.
"They must have lost it," Caren remarked.
"My beer…" Bazette cried in shock.
CRASH!
Let us observe a minute of silence for the idiots who nearly died in that horrific accident. And thus, the visit was rescheduled on next Sunday…
This time, they made it safely to the beach.
"So what should we do now?" Shiro asked.
"What about soccer?" Rin suggested.
"Ok… but how do we play with this ball?" Saber asked.
Rin immediately collapsed onto the sandy ground (anime style).
After twenty or so minutes of explaining…
"Let us start! Girls versus Boys!" Rin shouted.
Bazette, Caren, Sakura and Rider immediately opted out.
Caren: "I got to read the bible."
Sakura: "I got to prepare lunch."
Rider: "I got to read that book."
And so, there are 5 boys versus 5 girls.
Girls…
Striker: Saber
Midfielders: Rin and Ilya
Defender: Bazette
Goalkeeper: Taiga
Boys…
Striker: Lancer
Midfielders: Archer and Gilgamesh
Defender: Shiro
Goalkeeper: Berserker
Referee: Rin…
And so, they started. Saber dribbled the ball to the boys' goal when she found herself caught right in the middle of two very powerful attacks.
"Gae Bolg!"
"Gates of Babylon!"
They exploded on her and the ball, and Saber just collapsed in defeat and the ball burst.
Rin was angry.
"Archer! Get us a new ball! And I shall refine the rules… no weapons or attacks against other players… or the ball…"
And they proceeded with the game.
Saber got tackled by Lancer and shouted, "Hey… that is not fair, Rin, we are not supposed to have the ball snatched, right?"
Rin sweatdropped. "Well, no."
And so the game continues into the point where Lancer was surrounded by Rin and Bazette, and had to pass the ball to Archer.
"Here!" He fired a super-powerful shot, which I promise that you can see the fire on it as it flew…into the ocean that is.
"Lost out at sea…" Ilya chuckled.
Archer looked at Rin, who had an expression which said, "Get another ball before I kill you." And quickly dashed away to buy a new ball.
Meanwhile, everyone else got a first hand impression of an extremely angry Rin.
After a while, Rin had finished her ear-piercing lecture, and Archer was back with another ball.
"This time, make sure that ball is not lost out at sea as well…" she said before passing the ball to Saber.
She was doing fine when Gilgamesh and Archer both tackled her simultaneously and immediately caused her to fall down.
"Come back and defend the post!" Rin shouted to her team mates.
Lancer was swiftly dashing towards the goal, and quickly settled to shoot.
"NO!" Bazette shouted, realising that she was going to be unable to deflect such a powerful ball from Lancer from her left side (remember that her left arm is amputated by Kotomine, right?). However, to her luck, and utter dismay of Rin, the ball burst as it hit the goalpost, which bent a bit with the impact.
Archer immediately went to get a new ball, and Rin had to pay a fine to the landlords of the beach for 'vandalism'.
So the game started again, and this time, Saber managed to dodge everyone with supreme skill (to avoid Rin's lectures) and started shooting. Before her stood the large Berserker.
"It is going in no matter what!" She roared as she fired a shot at Berserker.
Actually, Berserker covered the whole goal with his body, and there was no doubt that the ball will never go in no matter how hard Saber tries. This was evident when Saber got back the ball which was deflected back when it bounced off Berserker.
Rin sweatdropped when she saw Saber desperately trying to bring the ball into the net.
"Lunch is ready, everyone!" Sakura shouted at this moment.
And Saber was the first to dash back to make sure she satisfies her hunger.
So… the game of beach soccer was stopped, and they had their meals.
And the ball just laid there, and occasionally blown by the wind into the water, which met with another soccer ball.
After a while, Rin shouted, "Archer! Where is the ball? If you cannot find that ball, I will kill you!"
Poor Archer…
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A/N: The normal Drabbles will come back soon, be sure to hope for it and send in the reviews.
That is all for now, and Drabbles will be updated after about a week or so.