Drabbles 7- Gilgamesh and Saber

A/N: Some one-sided proposals and much more battles...

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1. The King Proposes To The King

During the 4th War, there were battles.

But no other battle could be bigger than this one...

On the Good Side, there was this 'King' in the English myths and the Evil Side, some other King in Golden Armour. Both of them were evenly matched but the English monarch soon started to give in to the furious onslaught of the latter.

Then, he picked her up by the leg and threatened, "If you marry me, I would make sure your master and you run away with your lives, Saber."

She replied, "No, and who trusts you anyway?" before giving him a kick in bitter retaliation.

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2. Chasing For Chances

Ever since she destroyed the Holy Grail in the last war, she was waiting.

Not waiting for the Golden King though.

She was waiting for a chance for redemption, a chance to relive her life back at medieval England. A chance to pass the monarchy burdens to others.

Meanwhile, he was waiting.

Not for reliving his life though.

He was waiting for a chance of fate, a chance to meet his possession again. Another chance to propose to her.

She was avoiding her, while he was chasing her.

The chase has gone on for ten years, but soon, it will end.

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3. How to Beat the Certain Crap out of a Prideful King

Saber's Guide:

1) Hurting his pride never works. Suggestion: Hurt him badly physically.

2) Urging him to give up is almost impossible. You have to make him realise that it would be wiser for him to leave you alone.

3) If he says something offending, do not say a word. Or else he will Gate you. Suggestion: If you want to say something in retaliation, be ready to block a thousand blades.

4) Warning: He is no knight in golden armour. He is a King in golden armour. That makes a huge difference if you ask me.

5) Warning: Do not follow his example.

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4. How to Make A Certain Female Knight NOT Fall In Love with You

Gilgamesh's Guide:

1) Declare marriage to her when you have become an enemy to her. Especially when she has someone else in mind.

2) Attack her if you will; but try your best to toy with her.

3) If she becomes powerful to the point that she can kill you, ignore the above and following suggestions. You will be better off leaving her alone. (Personal experience here.)

4) If you start becoming a pervert, you risk your manhood.

5) If you do not have speed, strength or sword-fight skills, try not to find a female knight who is good in all three aspects.

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5. Ahead in Thoughts

He has been staying on this Earth for 10 years. Much too long for anyone else to bear. But he has lived for thousands of years, and he could just wait for her even when his patience is wearing short. Tonight, he would reintroduce himself into the world, killing that pathetic servant known as Caster. Some kind of Greek witch...

Now, Caster is history again, and he restated his proposal. She kept silent. He thought, 'Silence means consent, so I win.' But she thought, 'What a childish idiot, I bet he is thinking that by keeping silent, I agreed to marry.'

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6. Finale; Show Down

He started the powerful sword spinning and later a wave of purple death against the blue knight. Her Excalibur was not enough to guard against that attack, and purple seemed to be the victor of the day. However, coupled with the Holy Light now is a certain magical shield, and soon, the Light easily overcame the purplish wave. (58)

Gilgamesh found himself thrust to the wall. (7)

A voice boomed from the distance, "Cut! Do that again, Gilg... do not get yourself into the wall." (18)

G: "Heck, who does he think I get through the pain for?" (95)

S: "Me?" (sarcasm)

G: "Of course..." (sarcasm)

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A/N: Small, short movies and scenes in the moviemaking... Also some published titles by those two... by the way, Show and down is separated for that reason... it's a show... supposedly.