Mortal Combat: Captain Style.
By: Monnice
Series: Bleach
Rating: T
Genre: Action,Humor
Summary: An issue about being denied their monthly pay makes two captains turn on each other and starts the greatest fistfight in the entire soul society.
Characters: Toshiro Histugaya, Shigekuni G. Yamamoto and the Gotei13 captains
Mortal Combat: Captain Style
Chapter:3
After a lot of running the two spies finally got to the lieutenant meeting. Alright Kon do you think they'll believe this. It so crazy I don't believe it. Lets just show them. Then the two openned the door to the room. Almost immediately Matsumoto saw Kon and threw a pencil at his head. What the hell is a perv like you doing here? Rangiku asked getting ready to throw another near by object at him. Wait Matsumoto we have something to show you. Hanataro said. And what would that be you little loser? Renji mocked. Well how about seeing the most outrageous thing in your life. Kon added. Now can someone bring out a tv.
Alright! Nemu said while going off to get one. Once she return Nemu put a small tv on the table in the conference room. Sorry this was the only thing was able to get. Nemu appologized. Forget it! Now let me just plug up this camera to this thing. Kon said while hooking up the wires to the tv. Why is this so important that you had to interupt us? Isane asked. Yeah this seems like a waste of time. Hisagi added. And why am I not killing that perverted stuffed animal? Rangiku asked. There's no need for that Matsumoto.Kon said Just watch and go to the squad 1 building.
Meanwhile at theat location the bruiced and still fighting captains had begun causing more damage to the buildings and were all outside. To top it all of they had begun using high level kido as well. Path of Destruction 28 Ice Sphere. Toshiro chanted as a gigantic ball of ice was fired from his right hand. As the immense chunk of ice was about to hit Yamamoto he quickly chanted, "Path of Destruction 72 Flame Geyser." With that a huge amount of lava rose out of the ground and melted the ice ball in a heart beat. Hitsugaya then shunpoed behind Yamamoto and kicked him into two buildings. Yamamoto then prushed off the debree around him and charged at Toshiro. The young captain then side-stepped away from Yamamoto's kicked and kneed him in the stomach. Yamamoto fell to the ground but did a spin- kick move to Hitsugaya making him fall as well.
"Like that don't you brat?!" Yamamoto taunted. Your gonna love this old man! Toshiro said as he pointed two fingers at Yamamoto. A light then shot at the tips of his fingers heading in Yamamoto's direction Yamamoto dodged the light beam that made a glacier once it impacted on the ground. The old captain then sucked in a lot of air and breathed out a giant fire dragon that was coming in Hitsugaya's direction. Toshiro tried to shunpo away from it but was punched in the face by Yamamoto and smacked into a nearby building. As Yamamtoto aproached Toshiro he found himself being forced on the ground by one of Toshiro's kicks with an added bonus of an ice aurora making the damage twice as painful. Yamamoto picked up on Histugaya's trick and added a fire aurora to his hans and feed. "Toshiro lets see with one is stronger, fire or ice." Yamamoto chalenged. "Bring it on old man!" Toshiro replied back before charging into Yamamoto thus beginning a fight of the elements.
Komamura was getting his but handed to him by Kenpachi. Kenpachi had just smacked Komamura into five walls. As Zeraki was getting ready to score another hit Komamura chanted, "Path of Destruction 52 Viking's Hammer." Suddenly a giant ray of red light streched from Komamura to Kenpachi and the ground inside of it broke apart sending Kenpachi into the air. Then a giant red hammer appear out of the ground and smacked Kenpachi out of the sky. just as Zeracki hit the ground he lifted the heacy hammer and threw it aside. "Come on muttface tring to cheat while in the middle of a fight by using kido. It's a real disgrace to your rank." Well how about this. Komamura then grabbed Kenpachi's head again and began punching him. Kenpachi then grabbed Komamura's arm and kiched hin in the head forcing him into the ground. Komamura got up and charged at Zeraki resulting in a stan still.
Mayuri and Unohana were also duking it out. Unohana had just slapped Mayuri while he had came back with a fist in Unohana's gut."YOU CAN"T HIT ME I"M A GIRL MOTHERFUCKER!" Unohana shouted. Sometimes I wonder. Mayuri replied. Unohana responded to that coment by hammerpunching Mayuri then following up with a kick to the side sending him into a wall. Mayuri then threw one of the officers spears at Unohana with she blocked with ease. "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT BITCH!" Unohana yelled. "COME ON YOU SHITTY LITTLE MOTHERF ..." The squad 4 captain was cut off by Kurosutchki kicking her into the air. Mayuri then jumped above Unohana and smacked her into the ground. While still in the air Mayuri chanted, " Path of Destruction 48 Cyclone Bullets." But before Mayuri could cast the kido Unohana chanted, "Binding Spell 73 Golden Forest Cage." Suddenly giant golden trees with emerald fruits rose out of the ground encasing Kurosutchki in a prison of shining gold branches.
Argh! What did you do to me bitch?! Mayuri yelled. This is my prison of golden forest trees that will surely give me viktory. Don't go giving a viktory dance just yet woman. As Mayuri got ready to cast another kido the fruits on the tree began to glow and started to drain out all of his energy. Why am I losing power? Mayuri asked. Simple you dumb cyborg these fruits that this tree bear are nurtured by the reiatsu of the person the tree captures. So that's how this kido works well I still have enough energy to do this. Mayuri then sent a wave of electricity from his body and fried the entire tree making burned branches fall to the ground. Unohana jumped up to Mayuri's location and Mayuri leaped from his former prison and colided with Unohana's jumpkick. The two paused in mid air in a perfect even match of power.Mayuri and Unohana both tried to twist the others leg but they both ended up horizontally spinning into the ground.
Byakuya and Soi-Fon were in a grueling match up each taking a powerful bow from the other. Ukitake was near victory until Kyouraku came back with a few kido but weren't much of help to him. He still held out against Ukitake and even found an opening in his defenses which he took like a thief. Now the two had an even match but were sometimes haulted by the nearby guards which wasn't much of a problem. This was the same problem that both Byakuya and Soi-Fon had with their fight at first. Then the incoming guards in both of the fights knew that the captains were really pissed and didn't want any of them to take out their anger on them. But as for all the fights that were occuring the blows were becoming even more intense but with that also came the near-end of the fistfight.
Now back at the lieutenant conference room the lieutenant's were just getting finished watching the movie that Kon and Hanataro had taped live. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! The lieutenant shouted in union. I..I can't believe what I just saw. Hisagi said. Yeah! Did our captains really fight like that? I mean my captain beat the crap out of Mayuri. Isane said. And I never in my life saw my captain get that mad unless I wasn't doing my paperwork. Matsumoto added. Did you guys really tape all of this. Renji asked. Yes we did and the best part about it was that the fight is still going on.Kon announced. Then we got to go see this. Izuru said. Yeah! I get to see Kenny beat up that fox faced guy. Yachiru cheered. Aren't you guys going to try to break up the fight. NO FUCKING WAY HANATARO! Isane protested I mean this is a once in a life time opportunity to see our captain beat the hell out of Mayuri. I'm afraid you got it twisted friend. Nemu said. Just go to the squad 1 building. Nanao ordered.
As the gang arived at the squad 1 building they didn't see any of their captains. Where could they be? Marechiyo asked. Yeah I thought they were having a great big scrap. Renji added. Did you two lie to us about our captains fighting? Matsumoto asked while cracking her knuckles. NO! They were all here having the greatest fistfight in the soul society. Both Kon and Hanataro said. Well we don't see any captains. Yachiru pointed out. It's true Lieutenant Kusajushi. A wounded guard said. What? Yes! the captains of the soul society were fighting here. But Soi-Fon questioned why they were fighting in the first place and they later stopped. As of now I don't know where there location is. He concluded. Great! Not only did we miss the greatest fight in the soul society but now our captains have gone missing. Matsumoto complained. Where ever they are the must still be arguing. Nanao stated.
At Yamamoto's mansion how ever the captainwere having a good old time enjoying the drinking party Yamamoto threw after he gave all of the other captains including himself their bank accounts back. The only ones that weren't dinrking were captains Kuchki, Hitsugaya, and Kurosutchki. I would like to propose a toast to old man Yamamoto for getting ouir money back. Shunsui announced. Cheers! All of the captains said exept for Hitsugaya. I'm still mad that he got our bank accounts taken from us in the first place. Toshiro said. Don't be such a bad sport. At least this is better than being with your lieutenant. Ukitake replied. Well you got me there. Toshiro stated. The captains then just enjoyed their night without any interruption remembering the hilarious fight they all had.
End.
Alternate ending:
At least this is better than being with your lieutenant. Ukitake replied. Well I guess you...All of the sudden a clown jumped in and smacked Hitsugaya with a rubber chicken. That's what you get for stealing my hairdo. The clown said. I'm about to kick you ass! Hitsugaya said before jumping on him.
Waiiit noooo little chibi...no.. no... noooooooooooooo!
Get your ass back here! Toshiro yelled.
Wow! You don't see that evrey day. Kyouraku said. Hey the author should change the title from Mortal Combat:Captain's Style to a clown getting his ass kicked by a chibi captain. Mayuri stated. Now what do we do?! Byakuya said. We go hide in a closet and lock the doors that's what we do! Yamamoto said as he began to run to a closet! Wait old man! Soi-Fon said as she and the other captains followed him.
Alternate ending 2.
At least this is better than hanging out with your lieutenant. Ukitake replied. You got me there. But where is my lieutenant? Toshiro asked. Who gives a damn? Kenpachi relied. Yeah just stay here and forget about those losers.Soi-Fon added. Okay if I can forget about Matsumoto than can I forget about the tooth fairy that's floating outside. WHAT?
The captains then went outside and saw a fairylike creature. Who are you? Mayuri asked. Didn't you just here the little bo you ugly bastard? I'm the tooth fairy and I came here to reap all of you souls.
Ummm. I'm soory you have both the wrong place and the wrong title. Unohana said. No I don't! Watch I can reap souls. The fairy then pulled out a wand and summoned a sword from it that pierced through Komamura and Kenpachi at the same time. Didn't I tell you I could reap souls. The fairy said. But when she tried tro look for them the other captains were long gone. Hey where did you guys go? I came here for a job interview! The fairy then went flying after the other captains leaving the two corpses behind.
A/N;Okay this is the second story I have completed. I hope you enjoyed it.