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Chapter 4
Roo She jumped onto Sparhawk's back (??????), who looked around in surprise to see …………………. the Ninja Turtles!
About 20 years ago, when Sparhawk was still a hero-in-training, they had had an encounter and Sparhawk had been defeated. But not this time……
He and Jackie-Chan leapt into action. Only 7 left to go…6…5…4…3…2… but where was the last one?
At that specific moment in time, Arya called out to Sparhawk but of course he didn't hear as he was still deaf.
DOOF!
Sparhawk was knocked unconscious (by the one with the red bandana) but
"Not to fear,
just stay away,
'cos Jackie-Chan
will save the day!"
Ja, so then he saved the day.
"Nows mays goods fwends, I ees seeing zat I haz dun al may zwerk,so I zud bes be goings." and with that he evaporated.
"Sparhawk! Sparhawk! No! NO!!!
" Sparhawk… My darling," she began, kneeling at his side, weeping, "Don't leave me, please, you can't leave me all alone, my darling Sparhawk."
She lay down with her head on his chest. The grass became damp from her tears and it started to rain big, pure, clear drops, but Arya didn't even notice, for she wept so hard.
However, the big drops roused Sparhawk from his deep, deep sleep. "Arya…" he whispered softly, "Arya, my love…"
"Sparhawk?" questioned the snivelling Arya.
"Arya, my beautiful darling."
"Sparhawk! You can hear me!"
"Of course, sweetheart, when could I not?"
"Er, long story, baby, don't ask."
Sparhawk rose to his feet and took out his magic shoe. They rode back to his mansion, it was still raining heavily.
They sat in the living room with a roaring fire and two big velvet chairs, which were right in front of a ten metre high window with long velvet drapes which were tied to the wall with golden tasselled ropes. Both were sipping big cups of medieval cocoa.
"How strange is this; both times we've been in Zim it has been raining," said Sparhawk.
Their voices echoed through the empty hallways…CRACK! Thunder and lightning broke out.
"You know, Arya, these past few weeks have been very special to me, and I have developed deep feelings for you. Basically, Arya, I love you. Your beauty, your personality, your faults, your weaknesses, your heart and so much more. Arya you mean so much to me, more than anything else in the world. And so my darling…"
At this point he goes down before her on one knee. Arya had begun to cry gently…
"Oh Sparhawk…" she whispered.
He pulled out a black velvet ring cushion, with a massive diamond ring lying on it.
"Arya, will you marry me?"
"Oh Sparhawk, of COURSE! I love you so much and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you."
Spirits were high, on that stormy night… The newly engaged couple went to bed (In separate bed) … (in separate rooms)
However, what they did not realise was that down in the basement lurked another soul…
(Thunder and lightning)
( Rac-Rac, please, please, PRETTY please don't break up the engagement I tried so hard to make it special…)
Captain Jack Sparrow! He sat in the base stroking his ginger kitten, drunk as a pirate, drinking rum until dawn. The rain had stopped. Presley was getting restless… He wanted food. Jack decided to…
Rac-Rac get some cat-food for Presley to nibble as Presley's claws were busy ripping his suede overcoat to shreds. Presley lovingly meowed and curled his tail around Jack's boots, almost tripping him. After Jack had given Presley food and some of his rum to drink, he stroked his beard and remembered how a giant cat creature had saved him from his death but when he was conscious, he found himself here with a … kitten which he had dubbed, Presley, not that he knew Elvis, but he knew that he had lived long, long, long after Jack (I don't think he's ever gonna tell anyone how old he is)
(A/N: confused? A normal person would be. Anyway, basically Jack is really old. Older than Elvis Presley)
Presley burped as Jack picked him up and immediately fell into a contented sleep snuggling up in Jack's arms. Jack said, "It's time everyone knew what Jack means by revenge."
He walked to the cellar doorway when he suddenly saw a cat which looked just like Presley walking down the stairs leading to the cellars. Jack stared at it, then at the sleeping Presley in his arms, "What the…"
Suddenly the cat on the stairs began to grow bigger and bigger. Its paws turned into hands. The head into a human face and the rest of the body into a young girl.
Jack's eyes almost pooped out. Suddenly he relaxed and laughed. "So where's the Candid Camera?" he said still laughing.
Hermione answered, (she is the cat lady), "There is none you drunken fool. I am here to …
Roo teach you a lesson, you moron! Now listen up, and listen well! There are two beautiful young people upstairs and I think you've had a very bad experience with romance, so I just came to say that I think you should not get involved at all!"
"But I didn't even…"
"Hey! I'm not here to listen to your excuses! Now let me hold Presley! I want a cuddle…"
"Ahh… He's so cute!" came a voice from the shadows.
"Stay away you evil villain!" cried Captain Jack, drawing his sword and looking around suspiciously.
"Oh Jack, don't be like that," Hermione whispered.
"Don't fear Hermione. I shall save you from this Barbie who thinks she is a woman." Captain Jack shouted into the darkness.
( If you're confused, let me explain: Jack and this blond Barbie met on holiday. She fell in love with him and he has been trying to get away from her ever since.
(A/N: If anything weird happens, don't worry, I was having a weird-feeling-day)
Anyway, Blondie steps out of the shadows only to be …
PARIS HILTON!
Then, allofasudden, a group of back-up dancers started dancing to 'the Barbie song' while Paris lead them. But because she had such large feet she tripped and…