A Phone Call

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Anderson slipped the glasses off and rubbed the bridge of his nose out of sheer habit. Apparently Keyop had really done it this time. No he knew Keyop had really done it this time. Why else would he have just spent the last two and a half hours with a cell phone blooming out of his ear? If that wasn't give away enough, it had to be the stifled snickers from Jason as he chauffeured him around throughout town. Jason only seemed to snicker when Princess voice pitched, so yeah he knew something.

Whoever said all they ever needed was simply text on their cell phone must have never met the Swan. He hadn't been able to keep up with her text. As a matter of fact he hadn't even been able to reply to her text messages. That's why they were now on the phone talking, well that was why she was on the phone talking. He was simply listening and nodding occasionally.

"Do you believe the Health Inspector was there? He was right there when.. When Keyop's little friend came out. I can't believe he called it his little friend."

Now it was Anderson who was trying hard to stifle laughter and snickering. Jason was grinning like a Chester Cat, again and roaring like a lion with laughter.

"I understand that Princess." He coughed in attempt to keep from laughing.

"It's not funny and you can just tell Jason that too." She snapped.

They were stopped a red light, Jason was looking back over the seat at Chief Anderson.
He knew Princess was talking about him.

"Well." He paused not sure if he wanted to go on and ask how the health inspection had gone.

He cleared his throat. "Well so how did the inspection go?"

She didn't let him down, as he pulled the phone away from his ear.

She was still getting wound up when Anderson glanced up to see Jason's expression in the rear view mirror. He was now grinning like a hungry 'possum in a full hen house.

"He offered her twenty dollars if she would do that little dance in the chair again while he video taped it." Jason said as he made another turn and pulled up to the steps of Andersons stop.

"What happened?" Anderson mouthed as he slid out of the back seat, phone still firmly sprouting out his right ear. He was hoping there wasn't going to be a pending lawsuit for out come.