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Disclaimer: Hikaru no Go, The Wonderful Wizard, and a Sai plushie are not owned by me. –weep-

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Chapter 1: The Good Witch of the South, Honinbo Shusaku

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Suddenly, in a flurry of bubbles, a person appeared.

"Torajiro?!" Sai yelled, his absurdly tall hat nearly falling off.

"Welcome to the land of Go, previously known as Oz," said Torajiro, a seriously disturbing smile plastered on his face, "And I am Honinbo Shusaku, the Good Witch of the South."

Sai and Hikaru immediately collapsed to the ground in a classic anime fall-down.

"What?" Shusaku said innocently, his flawless smile still firmly in place.

"Ummm…" said Sai, trying to think of a polite way of saying "What the hell is going on here?!"

"What the hell is going on here?!" Hikaru said loudly, causing Sai to sweatdrop.

"You'll find out later. Just go down that yellow brick road yonder and talk to the 'Wonderful Wizard of Oz-' sorry, I mean 'of Go', of course. By the way, are you interested in the Wicked Witch of the East's oh so shiny sandals? After all, your shoes are buried somewhere in the ruins of your home. See the shiny sandals? That would be them, right there on the legs sticking out from under your house."

"Why would we be interested in a dead guy's footwear? Have you had too much sake lately or something?" Hikaru said, one eyebrow raised.

"Ahahahaha, … no. And whether you want them or not, too bad. Ya get them anyway because its part of the plot," Shusaku giggled, and with a wave of the snowflake-crested stick, the oh-so-shiny sandals appeared on Hikaru's feet.

Hikaru glared at the annoying, still smiling Go-Saint before him. "You suck."

"Yep, so just keep going down that little yellow brick road and eventually you'll run into the Emerald City. Big shiny green thing, can't miss it. Good luck, and ta-ta!" and with a cheery wave, the Good Witch of the South disappeared in a flurry of bubbles.

Hikaru looked at Sai.

Sai looked at Hikaru.

This was going to be weird. Very, very weird.

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And now for something completely different:

On a flowery plain in Oz, I mean Go, many harmless farm animals peacefully graze.

Suddenly, a sheep explodes.

End of Chapter 1

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Endnotes: Yes, I know these chapters are obscenely short, but you have to understand, this is mainly my enjoyment, and I have absolutely no idea where this is leading.

And for you people wondering what was with Shusaku, I basically patterned him after a slightly psychotic Sojirou (Ruruouni Kenshin, Kyoto Arc).

The main reason for this odd story is that I have decided the Hikaru no Go fandom lacks unique, immature, purely goofy stories. Yes there are at least a thousand of the AU "Search for the: Hat of God, Eyebrows of God, Toenails of God, Ass of God, etc. I find them rather tedious. Granted, changing the subject up can work when done properly with the proper material, (example: Hitokiri Stainmaster by Angrybee). But, honestly, Sai is best left with his Go. Anyway, I'll be getting into the fun of this rather plot-less and pointless story in later chapters. Have fun reading!!

And let it thus be know: This is a definite HikaSai pairing. If you wanted it anything other than that, TOUGH LUCK!! I love this pairing, and so I shall write about it! And their age gap makes Inuyasha and Kagome look normal (she's fourteen and he's over sixty for Christ's sake!!). However, do to the odditys of the story, I may use some strange pairings of my own invention, heh heh. Anyway, I shall conclude now.

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