Disclaimers: Baten Kaitos and any talent shows aren't in my possession, nor is "Numa Numa" or The Blue Man Group

Round 2: Mizuti and Folon

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Ana: Welcome back! After a slightly bumpy start, it's time to see if our next two performers can take it to the next level! On deck is an adorable little wizard who came all the way from Duhr to perform phenomenal magic tricks tonight! Please give a warm Sky welcome to the "Great" Mizuti! (Audience claps. A spotlight shines as MIZUTI floats on stage with her signature chakram. She bows)

Mizuti: Thank you all! The Great Mizuti not be planning to disappoint! Get ready to be amazed! Mystified! Blown away! (The song "Numa Numa" begins playing loud and MIZUTI begins to dance around. She starts off with tossing her chakram behind her, doing a little jig, and quickly moving her hand behind her to catch it before it nearly slices her. The audience claps. Next, she levitates the chakram parallel to the ground. MIZUTI reaches her hand in, showing that there's nothing beneath. When her hand reemerges, however, she's holding a bunnycat. The audience cheers. She reaches back in to pull out several more items, such as a sword, a roast beef, and an autographed, framed picture of a shirtless GIBARI, each one getting a bigger cheer. Next, MIZUTI pulls out a chair from the chakram and sets it next to her.)

Mizuti: Alrighty, the Great Mizuti be needing a volunteer! Now, who will be picked? (She reaches into her chakram and, by the scruff of his Imperial jacket, pulls a shocked SKEED out. The audience goes wild as SKEED lands with a thud and angrily gets back up.)

Skeed: (In a mad tone) I have no wish to have anything to do with your damned witchcraft-

Mizuti: (Interrupts) Why be Mr. Skeed so sad? He should be having fun! Smiling! Letting his inner child run free! Here, do you want this bunnycat? No? How about a cute little hograt? (Reaches into chakram and pulls out hograt. SKEED stays still as a stone)

Skeed: If you think you are going to make me smile, you are foolish to do so! I'm not a weakling with emotions like my brother! (MIZUTI flinches and digs into her chakram. To everyone's shock, she pulls out a head with red hair by the scruff of a leather jacket)

Lyude: I heard that, you know! (The crowd goes ballistic. As MIZUTI helps LYUDE out of the chakram, some scream or faint from having seen the sight of a floating head. Finally, Lyude is standing on solid ground in his red shirt, leather jacket, jeans, and black boots.) I know what will make you laugh so hard you might soil your pants! (Leans over to MIZUTI and whispers in her ear. She shakes her head, so LYUDE whispers more. Finally she nods)

Mizuti: Alrighty, then, if you say so! (MIZUTI sits LYUDE down in the chair and waves her hands in his face. His slowly close and his head rests on his chest.) I be putting Lyude in a trance. He be at your control and do whatever you want!

Skeed: How do I know you are not pulling my leg? I know! Lyude, start cussing! (MIZUTI snaps her fingers twice. LYUDE starts whipping out swear words as if he were on South Park. SKEED smiles a bit.) Heh. Mr. Goody Two-Shoes isn't so perfect now, is he! Now! You are being chased by a rabid Pow! (MIZUTI snaps twice again. LYUDE starts screaming and running around the stage.)

Lyude: OH MY #&$#$& GOD! RABID POW! DON'T EAT ME YOU $$$&!

Skeed: (laughing moderately) This is quite fun! I see the swearing hasn't worn off yet. Lyude! You are now a bellydancer! (Twice MIZUTI snaps her fingers. LYUDE stops and begins a sensual dance, seductively swinging his hips from side to side and making fluid hand motions. Many girls scream with delight and SKEED is now laughing so hard that he's crying.)

Mizuti: See, the Great Mizuti made you smile!

Skeed: (chuckling and wiping his eyes) I haven't laughed that hard in ages! Oh my God! I gotta pee! (Runs off stage in a laughing fit, the stone cold VALLYE trotting close behind. As they leave the theater, the crowd claps and cheers enthusiastically. LYUDE and MIZUTI bow.)

Ana: (laughing as she speaks) That was hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing! Now, Lyude, were you really in a trance?

Lyude: Not really, but don't tell Skeed that! (Puts finger to his lips) If you all don't say anything, I promise another bellydance at the end of the show! (Girls squeal and LYUDE walks off stage to prepare for his act.)

Ladekhan: Mizuti, I thought your act was very well thought out and brilliantly executed! How you pull items out of your chakram is just fascinating! Great job!

Corellia: I would have to say the same for you. You're very entertaining and you kept the audience amazed and laughing. You did well!

Giacomo: Impressive. I can see you getting through the next round, but you might want to consider a new outfit. (Crowd disagrees) Fine then, go with what you have! (Crowd applauds. MIZUTI leaves the stage)

Ana: Next up is a bad boy from Alfard, no pun intended, who's acrobatic skills have dazzled audiences everywhere. Here to show his abilities, Folon! (FOLON walks on stage with a swagger in his step. The audience claps somewhat as hw waves to the crowd)

Folon: Are you ready for me, losers? (Begins his act. FOLON pulls of flips to the tune of The Blue Man Group. He handstands and executes no-handed cartwheels. However, as he attempts a triple flip, FOLON lands in the splits and a cracking sound is heard. Entire crowd winces.) (In higher pitched voice) That was supposed to happen! (Groans and falls over)

Ana: Oh my! That's gotta hurt! Well, while the paramedics take Folon to the hospital, we'll take a break. Up next are the highly anticipated men, Lyude and Gibari! And now, a message from the Azha Protectors Foundation.