Auron: Today we are going to learn about the history of Final Fantasy bosses.
Sephiroth: Are they even part of history anymore?
Auron: Yes. And the first boss we are going to learn about is FF 10's boss: Omega Weapon.
Vincent: (Pops head up with drool on the side of his face) Boss! Where!
Tifa: Vincent are you gay?
Vincent: Fuck you!
Tifa: Then why is there shiny white stuff on the side of your face?
Class: laughing
Vincent: It called drool.
Tifa: So now you're drooling over guys?
Vincent: (Gets up out of his chair) What you say bitch!
Tifa: (As she gets up out of her chair a button pops on her shirt)
Guys: (Staring at her waiting for another button to pop)
Tifa: What are you assholes looking at? (Walks out)
Vincent: Stupid bitch.
Auron: We'll have to wait til she comes back so we can go.
Reno: Go where?
Sephiroth: To kick some boss ass!
Yuffie: And steal your materia.
Sepiroth: You're not touching my materia you fucking thief!
Theif: Hey!
Sephiroth: Sorry about that man.
Rufus: So any pointers on how to beat this thing?
Auron: No.
Cloud: Can it be hit by magic?
Auron: No.
Aries: Does it have a weakness?
Auron: No.
Cloud: I just asked that!
Aries: No you didn't you stupid bastard!
Cloud: Bitch yes I did!
Sephiroth: Stupid fucked up Bastard I told you not to call my sister a bitch!
Cloud: (Cries)
Sephiroth: Bitch...
Auron: Both of you STFU!
Tifa: Yeah! Can we just kill the stupid mother fucker?
Auron: I don't know.
Rufus: Then why the fuck are you sending us out there?
Auron: How do you say...suicide mission.
Reno: Aw hell naw! Yopu better fight it your goddamn self!
Auron: It's for a grade.
Vincent: Don't sweat it. Reno is just gonna die in the first ten seconds anyway.
Reno: Why you mother fucker!
Vincent: Now that I think about it, your mother did pay me last night night and the sex was great!
Reno: Your ass is mine one cent hoe! Hey geezer why don't you make one cent hoe fight it by hisself?
Auron: Good idea stupid!
Reno: Really?
Auron: No! Actually you, Tifa, and Vincent can fight the Omega Weapon together.
Tifa: What! Hell fucking no! Not with Vincent!
Reno: Fuck that! I'm not going anywhere!
Vinecnt: Fuck both of ya'll. I'll fight the damn thing by myself and take both of your grades.
Tifa: No the hell you won't!
Reno: Touch my grade and your ass is mine...personally.
Vincent: Bring it!
Auron: Okay let's go.
(Everybody goes out to the bus.)
Aries: Where's the bus driver?
Auron: Right here.
Reno: Hell no! Let me off! Let me off this mother fucker!
Auron: (Closes the bus doors) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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