Chapter 3
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all thanks to navi the rabid pixie and tincent! thank you both! hugs
I'm sooo sorry to keep you people waiting. I've been busy with school and navy stuff…which I think my dad has just got me kicked out of cries but I'm trying to get around it. So I'm really very sorry!
Reno: Man let me out this motha!
Auron: No, now sit down!
Reno: Man! (plops down next to rufus.)
Auron: I hope you all packed your items because you're going to need them
Tifa: What items?
Auron: Oh I didn't tell you?
Everyone except for Vincent and Sephiroth: NO!
Auron: ; My bad.
Tifa: Then take us to an item shop!
Auron: Out here?
Tifa: (looks out window) How the hell!
Auron: You and Reno need to get a divorce
Tifa: Fuck you Auron!
Auron: So you'd rather be with Vincent?
Tifa: Hell no! Sephiroth maybe but not Vincent!
Vincent: What does he have that I don't?
Tifa: Why do you care?
Vincent: Bitch!
Cloud: Don't call my future wife a bitch!
Auron: (cracking up)
Tifa: WHAT! Ah hell no!
Vincent: There you go Tifa! Go get 'em!
Sephiroth: Nimbus finally got him a woman!
Cloud: it's Cloud! And yes Tifa's my woman
Tifa: No the fuck I'm not! Aries is free, I'm sure.
Rufus: You better jump on that Aries!
Aries: STFU little Rufus! (shrinking her fingers until you couldn't see in between them)
Rufus: Bitch!
Sephiroth: Don't call my sister a bitch!
Auron: All of you stfu!
Reno: Geezer
Auron: We're here
Vincent: Well where is it?
Auron: get out and see
Vincent: Okay
Auron: And take Tifa and Stupid with you
Vincent: Fuck them
Tifa: (gets up behind Vincent and knocks him in the back of his head.) Move!
Vincent: Bitch
the three get off the bus and look around
Tifa: Well?
the ground begins to shake
Auron: It's here
Omega Weapon: (pops up in front of the three) Well well well what did you bring me this time Auron?
Auron: Three fucked up brats
Omega Weapon: Fucked up brats…you want me to kill three fucked up brats with no brains, who can't fight and who are as ugly as hell?
Auron: Hey! Tifa's fine as hell damn it!
Omega Weapon: Okay, okay. (looks at the three) let's get this battle started
Vincent: Let me show you dead brains how it's done! (shoots O.W 54 times with his death bringer and O.W loses 514hp)
Tifa: That was weak! WEAK! Here's how it's done! (uses whole limit break and O.W loses 7394 hp)
O.W: Was that all? Auron what the hell were you thinking bringing me these weaklings! UGH! (attacks tifa and she loses 7907 hp)
Reno: Right…( shocks O.W with his…thingy…O.W loses 15497hp)
Tifa: WTF! (7th heavens O.W 4 times, before she could do it the 5th time O.W flings her back to her spot making her lose half damage taken from it. O.W loses 11672 hp and Tifa loses 5836hp)
Vincent: So you're a man now? (laughing at Tifa) (loads a white shell colored bullet into his death bringer and fires. O.W loses 50,000 hp, O.W counters and Vincent loses 77,169hp)
O.W: it's bad to insult a lady. (casts haste then uses fallen one on Reno and Tifa…both are brought down to 1hp)
Vincent: Damn it! I'm not going to die here!
Tifa: Well think of something!
Reno: Use that white bullet on it again!
Vincent: I only had one you stupid fuck!
Reno: Damn. We're gonna to die! We're all gonna DIE! (running around in circles screaming)
) END (
ChibiShiva: Okay so maybe I got the weapons wrong and all but hey! I did my best.
Sin: That's not good enough
ChibiShiva: But sin…
Sin: WRITE BETTER DAMN IT! aims for her knee caps
ChibiShiva: TT