Chapter 4

Disclaimer: Yup as usual I don't own Final Fantasy or the characters yada yada yada.

Here's part 4 for ya!

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O.W: Shut up stupid! (casts Ultima on Reno, he loses 9,999hp and is knocked out)

Tifa and Vincent: (squeaky voice) GODDAMN!

O.W: You are next Vinny boy. (casts Holy on Vincent)

Tifa: Vincent's mine bitch! (casts reflect to save Vincent's ass)

Vincent: I could've saved myself.

Tifa: Well now's a start!

Vincent: Bitch!

Tifa: Bastard come on!

O.W: Are you gonna make your move or do I have to make it for you?

Vincent: That's it this thing is getting on my nerves. (loads a yellow shell colored bullet into his gun and cocks it.) Say hello to my little friend (Scar face style and shoots O.W, it loses 99,999hp and is knocked out)

Tifa: Why you son of a bitch! Why didn't you just do that from the start!

Vincent: Because I wanted to kill off Reno first then get rid of you but since the thing went after me instead I had to kill the mother fucker!

Tifa: you really are an asshole! And Sephiroth is still ten times better than you.

Vincent: Point bitch!

Tifa: Counter point!

Auron: get on the bus and bring stupid with you

Tifa: You better get him your goddamn self you old geezer

Auron: Old! Last time I checked you were the one with wrinkles or was that your breast?

Tifa: These are all real baby! So get your facts straight gramps!

Auron: Oh my bad Britney Spears I thought they are plastic

Cloud: (starts singing) I'm a Barbie girl in a plastic world. No flaws about it, I like to flash it. Titties everywhere that I like to share. Like Britney Spears, so cover ears! Please don't hurt me, just don't hurt me ah ah ah. Please don't hurt me, just don't hurt me ah ah ah.

Tifa: your death wish is only 10 seconds away Nimbus!

Cloud: It's Cloud!

Tifa: Who gives a flying fuck! You will be a cloud when I get done with you!

Cloud: Eep!

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I have issues I know but still! I love my stories. I have writers block now….eh heh. But I will update regularly I promise.

And I'm sorry for it being soo short. TT